medibitch

my number flashed on the monitor
signaling me to go into the room

room 19 - dental

and so i went in the room,
all smiles and polite
siap bg salam before i went in

serious aku pakai mcm ni gi klinik

the nurse motioned me to get on the uber-scary yet comfortable dentist chair

 

modern, hygienic state-of-the-art torture chambers

the dentist then asked me what my problem was
i said i had a pain in the left side of my mouth
then she examined my mouth
after a while she said that the pain i had is caused by an ulcer
which is caused by my left wisdom tooth constantly rubbing my gums

she went away for awhile and when she returned

she got bitchy.

 yeap dentist tu siap pakai tiara. x tipu

she told me that all she can do today was examine my mouth
and she cant pull out the teeth cuz its already 11am
and she doesnt have any energy left

u have no idea how condescending her tone was
and as she talked to me while i was on the chair staring up at her
her eyes were "terkebil2", half open, half close, in the most annoying and condescending way
like i was a stupid infedil for hurting my gums

weiii minah! mane aku tau kalo x cabut wisdom tooth aku jd camni laa sialllll!!

but i just sat there quietly, didnt wanna retort and risk incurring her wrath
x pasal2 kang, i'd leave the room missing a few teeth and looking like this

well, at least he's happy!

then i asked her should i get all my other wisdom teeth removed seeing as how they're not used for anything

n then she replied in the most irritating manner "bwat ape nk buang benda yg x menyakitkan kita, tau x dlm surgery, ade kemungkinan terpotong saraf, urat dll bla di bla di bla bla blaaaaa"
and the lecture goes on......

i would have slept to, if only her voice wasnt so damn annoying!!!

n being the good patient that i am, i just said "owh, ok" through gritted-teeth yet still being polite as ever.

it'd still be okay if she just left it at that.

but noooooooooo, after that, she scolded me for coming in late
she said that i should come at 7.30am
"kalau makcik2 yg pakai wheelchair tu bole dtg kul 8.00, xkan awak x bole"

wei sial. aku dtg kul 9 kot. tu pon lambat sbb kene tunggu kakak aku hantarkan gi klinik. tunggu register je 1 jam setengah. tgk2 masok bilik kau dah pukul 11

yg x tahan tu, before aku balik, die bole bwat aku mcm budak tadika.
"nanti next time dtg pukul brape???"

 aku pon melompat2 nk jwb. aku yg pakai baju oren kat depan, btw

dgn muke seceria palsu mungkin, aku jwb "pukul 7.30!!!!!"
padehal dlm hati aku jwb "bile ko dah mati"

sikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit lagi aku nak amik the suction thing that dentists always use and suck her eyeballs right out of her sockets!

ok ingatkan nk letak gambar ganas2, tp x jd. horror sungguh

kalo laa takdir menentukan die naik kapal terbang aku
pastu die tye ape masalah kapal terbang aku,
mmg aku terajang die laju2

i regret brushing my teeth this morning
should have let her experience the full effect of my morning breath..
haihh, maybe next time


nasib baik when i went to the pharmacy to get my medicine, the makcik attending me was really nice. =D

sry nina, u lost this round.
i am currently in "HATE DENTISTS MODE"
therefore,
pharmacists 1 - dentists ZIT/NIL/ZERO/BOOOO (0)
annis wins this round!!!

annis bila dah jd a successful and rich pharmacist yg suke belanja kwn2 =D

sudu, as the rep for physicians or doctor2 biasa ke apentah,
u'll be judged later, the next time aku jatuh sakit
so doakan laa aku jatuh sakit terok2(woi jangan laa, bodo)

haha XD

pick-me up

if ever ur feeling low or stressed out or down or sad or PMS-ISH or EMO!!!! , just go to youtube and find a couple of videos to cheer u up.

no, NOT porn. there are other videos on the internet that doesnt have anything to do with porn.
however, if u are horny, then u may go watch porn(at ur own risk. muahahahahha) XD
again, if ur stressed out or down or sad or PMS-ISH or EMO!!!!, watch a FUNNY video that'll put a smile on ur face.

i dont know bout u, but i'm a sucker for videos with cute little adorable tiny cats that make u wanna kick them around and tear them apart limb by limb!!!!


exhibit A: a vid of a cat riding a roomba(round vacuum cleaner that moves on its own).



i have no idea why i laughed so freaking hard everytime i see the cat jerk around on the roomba everytime the roomba turns. lol i am easily pleased..haha double meaning? XD


Exhibit B: another cat riding a roomba but this time, he's annoying the heck out of a dog.



hahaha. this cat is a total asshole! comel gilebabi everytime he jabs the dog..haha..again, the damn cat is so freaking tiny cute adorable that i wanna choke him to death and shave him bald.

haha psycho!

TwentyTen

happy new year!

when the clock strikes midnight,
say bye2 now to 2009
and hello 2010!

but really, are you that happy in welcoming a whole new year?

well, i'm not so happy about this coming new year
wanna know y?
first, allow me to be stupid and shallow(or more stupider and shallower - if its even possible)

i'm not looking forward to entering the year 2010
because this means that i'm going to be a year older
which means that i'm going to be 20
which means that i'm going to be leaving my teen years behind
which means i'm going to be an adult(ok, not so much)
which means i'm going to have to be responsible for a whole lot of things
which means that i have to keep track of my finances
which means that i have to take a car and house loan
which means that i have anak bini to look after
which means that i have my parents to look after
which means that i cant goof around and act dumb as much
which means that i'm gonna be pretty darn busy forever

dang. i think i've put a lil bit too much thought in this. lol wtf?!

and i know, my bday's in july
and thats 7 months from now
but still, when ppl ask u how old u are
u say how old u are based on that year! not that month or week or watever




so face it..today, i'm TWENTY (20)!!!!!




another reason y i hate new year's is that u have to write 2010 when writing the date
no more 2009
it takes me a whole year to get used to writing "2009"...
but now i have to start remembering to write "2010"...

masalah besar, i know

dang it!

anywho

HAPPY NEW YEAR
2010
MAY THIS NEW YEAR BRING US MUCH JOY AND HAPPINESS AND MAY WE STRENGTHEN OUR FAITH AND LEARN AS MUCH AS WE POSSIBLY CAN!
=D

goodbyes - part 2

last week, i not only lost(bukan mati) 1 of my best friends, but 2

hazleza zulkafli left subang to further her studies at uitm arau
arau yakni perlis..ke kedah?ntah, aku malas nk google...haha XD

its been agessssssssss since we last hung out
i think the last time was when i 1st got my jet
and we've still have yet to celebrate ur bday... =/
ur one of the few ppl's bday i remember..mostly because u kept reminding me about it..hehe

i'm gonna miss lepaking wit u n azzy
gonna miss all ur DIRTY JOKES!!
ahahaha
manusia paling lucah pernah aku jumpe
lol XD

tp disebalik segala kegilaan dan ke-horny-an kau,
u have the biggest n kindest heart. :)

i owe u too much
and i dont know if i can ever return the favor
but i'm not going to stop trying

i'll miss you much hazleza zulkafli
aka jaja mantapz
ahahahaha sengal

nasib baik ko akan balik every weekend!! =DDDD

goodbyes - part 1

this post is long overdue
but as they say, "better late than never", right?

i'm not good at saying goodbye
and i'd usually would like to avoid saying such things
but there are things you just cant avoid

goodbye Batch!! i'm gonna miss you loads dowhh
already missing u laa
kalo x jumpe pon, ko akan kacau aku di alam maya
most of the time, ko sgt annoying
kadang2 aku logout dr fb or ym saje je nak lari drpd ko (haha ok tipu je. aku malas nk logout sbb nanti kene login balik.tp kalo aku rajin, mmg aku sanggup bwat camtu.hahahah)

sry kalo slalu ter-emo dgn ko
aku xtau kenapa, tp ko sorg je yg slalu kena ke-emo-an aku
ahahahaha mungkin sbb ko sorg je yg rajin jd planner..haha
weii, xde org lg nak jd planner dowhh utk lepak2 kat subang!
DAMN!!!!

subang will never have a replacement for u
someone who is so freaking lazy to walk and asik demand park dekat2
someone who can tolerate my emo-ness
someone who is always free for a lepak, regardless of where and when
someone who stalks other ppl and shares the information
someone who asik mintak jln jauh2 tp xnk bg duit minyak n tol
someone who i can talk to about anything and is always there to lend an ear
but most importantly, someone who is as a great fren to me as u. =/

ur a great friend dowh. n walaopon ko akan balik kuantan, tp still ketiadaan mu di subang adelah terasa.haha


make, cepat laa dapatkan internet
bodo gile jb xde internet
malu weii!
ahahahah =P


p/s, ko tau x aku amik nombor hotlink baru ni semate2 utk kau??!?!?
(ok again, tipu je. aku malas topup sebenarnye..lol)

rindu kau laa minah yg sentiasa free! ahahahahaah

Glee

in the absence of my 5 fav tv shows - which are Greys anatomy, heroes, gossip girl, 90210, melrose place (damn, i watch alot of tv!!) - i got bored.

like really2 bored

every weekend, i'd leave my laptop on so that i can continue downloading new episodes from all 5 tv shows. but since all 5 shows are on a break (holiday break, i think) till mid-january, i couldnt just NOT download anything, that'd be a waste! wont it?

and i am opposed to such a waste! =P

i love watching tv series'...its one of the main reasons i'm ok at english. u watch, u learn, u copy. XD
plusssss, their lives are alot more interesting compared to ours. heck, i wish we're living in a tv show.
but PLEASE NOT ur typical stereotype of malay tv show. u know, the one with the datuk kaya, tan sri kaya, anak jahat yg kemudian jd baik selepas jumpe awek cantik yg miskin, datin yg bitchy amat..get what i mean?

another reason y i love watching tv shows is u get to see pretty ppl. and u wont stop seeing them after the credits roll. cuz there'll be the next episode to the rescue! XD

exhibit A: Jessica Stroup from 90210.. cairrrrrrrr

anyway, being a movie freak, i checked out the list of the nominees for the golden globe awards
stumbled across the show "Glee"
youtube-d it.
didnt really watch the vid

but downloaded the pilot episode anyway.

after watching it, i have to say it's pretty damn awesome!

the show's about a bunch of kids who join the GLEE club. a student's club for singing.

now ppl, i know what ur thinking.. "Great, another version of High School Musical. just what we need in this world"..but, its not really a musical, ppl dont just run around suddenly singing, serenading a love song to one another and being all very the gay and whatnot. its actually a show about a group of students who aren't ur usual crop of performers.

i've just downloaded about 8 episodes. but i've already watched 5 episodes in less than 24 hours. and i'm only stopping myself from watching the rest cuz i'm saving it till i get really bored and internet-less..hehe

i highly recommend watching this show!

sheila mambo

this post is gonna be pretty pointless, u have been warned! XD


sometimes, when i'm on my bed
eyes shut and trying to sleep
my brain goes on overdrive
suddenly being active for no apparent reason
the imagination goes crazy, but NOT PG-13 or 18SX crazy..lol

so last night, it happened
the brain starts thinking of stupid ridiculous things...
and a name came to mind - SHEILA MAMBO

LOL. do not ask me y this happens, it just does. XD

anywhoo, last night, i still wasnt familiar wit who this mambo person is

i've heard the name before, but cant really put a face to the name..
so i googled "sheila mambo"
and i remembered who she is!

ni diaaa sheila mambo, pelakon drama2 melayu yg aku x tgk..haha

another pic of akak mambo..pfttt XD

sumpah name die cool

then a thought came to mind

why stop there at "mambo"?

why not add names of dances to our normal names?

soooooo,i brainstormed(yes, i actually did use some effort) for names of dances and my fav kampong names

so here's what i could think of at 3 in the morning...

siti salsa

jenab shuffle

and my fav, timah tecktonik

hahahaha

and if ur unsure about what types of dances "shuffle" and "tecktonik" are,

go search at youtube, you'd be amazed at what u see

orrrrr, u'd laugh ur ass of, cuz its freaking hilarious till the point where ur embarassed for them ,to some extent..hahahaha XD

-

empty
hollow
cold
void

enough. already

get it over with

i cant wait to get this semester over with
sooooooooooooo freaking packed with assignments, quizzes, reports, mid terms, RE-mid terms

and not to mention FYP (final year project)
which is to be submitted latest this coming thurs
and my progress is about 20%

i'm doomed. literally
arghhhh

and then i'm having my study leave

my finals starts on the 7th of december
till the 16th

here's my finals' schedule
again, i did not write this
i asked my friend to write this and took a pic of it
ngahahaha

which will mark the beginning of my semester break!!!

...but only till mid jan
wtf?!?!

andddddddd, early jan, i have to go back to miat to present on my FYP

ohh shiyt

and then its practical, means there'll be more shiytt

ohh happy happy joy joy



miss the subang peeps
all of 'em
the good, the bad, the obnoxious
hahahah

needs OXYGEN badly! XD

pee tee ass.

PTS
which stands for Penilaian Tahap Satu, i think
cant really remember
is an IQ test (now abolished) that u take in standard 3 that allows u to skip standard 4 and jump straight to standard 5 - should u pass

well i did (cue applause! =P)
and yes, ramai je org yg pass
boo kepada mereka yg tak pass

BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


i guess there are many pros and cons for skipping standard 4

one of the advantages - as i often reminded my father everytime i wanted an increase in allowance
is that when i skipped standard 4, i saved my father a whole year's allowance!!!
fine, not a very noble thing to do.
but dammit, i have needs! (a 10-year old has needs?)
i dont know if it worked
or my father just manipulated me into thinking that it worked, when in actual fact
my allowance was the same as my brother's when he was my age
my dad the con-artist.
pfttt

another advantage is i get to meet my awesome friends whom i am still very much close with till now
should i have stayed in standard 4 with the others born in 1990, i doubt i'd be as close as i am with them now
sure, i've lost my friends from standard 1 till 3
but not being friends with jaja, azzy, sudu, batch, aliah, shera, ANNIS!(=D) dll
NOT.POSSIBLE. =D

but no, life isnt all sunshine and rainbows for us PTS students

when we jumped into standard 5, we were pretty much outcasts
divided into 2 classes
aliens among the 1989 peeps
disliked by teachers because we were still stupid and childish and didnt know a thing about science
(science was first introduced in standard 4)
i retreated to my classroom and confided in my classmates
never making contact with any outsiders

one of the many reasons i was such a nerdy nobody at primary school.
lol

then, when i entered secondary school
the problem mentioned earlier evaporated
as we were all juniors
and we all started fresh

nobody knew each other
and if they did
so what, u make new friends

but then, hormones kicked in
which made life a heck lot more complicated

members of the opposite sex who once was labeled as icky and girllyyy and only played with boring dolls
were now causing weird unexplainable chemical reactions within the body

everyone sibuk nak bercouple!!!!
ngahahahahaha

so i had a crush on this 1 gal. hehe
(aku tau korg sume tau cerite ni. diam! hahahaha)
but i was shit scared to confess my interest in her
duhhh. nerdgilebabi kot
and she was pretty
wayyyy out of my league
and so 1 day i confessed to her
thru sms, i think. cant really remember if i even had a phone at that time
anywho, pengecut gile babi x?
i spilled my heart out (echehh)
and asked her if she would be mine (LOL)
and she answered...NO

heartbroken, but still in "control" mode,
i asked her why
and i dont know if she was telling me the truth, or just being polite
"because i was younger than her"
ahahahahahahahaha...
babi kau pts!!! XD