signaling me to go into the room
room 19 - dental
and so i went in the room,
all smiles and polite
siap bg salam before i went in
serious aku pakai mcm ni gi klinik
the nurse motioned me to get on the uber-scary yet comfortable dentist chair
modern, hygienic state-of-the-art torture chambers
the dentist then asked me what my problem was
i said i had a pain in the left side of my mouth
then she examined my mouth
after a while she said that the pain i had is caused by an ulcer
which is caused by my left wisdom tooth constantly rubbing my gums
she went away for awhile and when she returned
yeap dentist tu siap pakai tiara. x tipu
she told me that all she can do today was examine my mouth
and she cant pull out the teeth cuz its already 11am
and she doesnt have any energy left
u have no idea how condescending her tone was
and as she talked to me while i was on the chair staring up at her
her eyes were "terkebil2", half open, half close, in the most annoying and condescending way
like i was a stupid infedil for hurting my gums
weiii minah! mane aku tau kalo x cabut wisdom tooth aku jd camni laa sialllll!!
but i just sat there quietly, didnt wanna retort and risk incurring her wrath
x pasal2 kang, i'd leave the room missing a few teeth and looking like this
well, at least he's happy!
then i asked her should i get all my other wisdom teeth removed seeing as how they're not used for anything
n then she replied in the most irritating manner "bwat ape nk buang benda yg x menyakitkan kita, tau x dlm surgery, ade kemungkinan terpotong saraf, urat dll bla di bla di bla bla blaaaaa"
and the lecture goes on......
i would have slept to, if only her voice wasnt so damn annoying!!!
n being the good patient that i am, i just said "owh, ok" through gritted-teeth yet still being polite as ever.
it'd still be okay if she just left it at that.
but noooooooooo, after that, she scolded me for coming in late
she said that i should come at 7.30am
"kalau makcik2 yg pakai wheelchair tu bole dtg kul 8.00, xkan awak x bole"
wei sial. aku dtg kul 9 kot. tu pon lambat sbb kene tunggu kakak aku hantarkan gi klinik. tunggu register je 1 jam setengah. tgk2 masok bilik kau dah pukul 11
yg x tahan tu, before aku balik, die bole bwat aku mcm budak tadika.
"nanti next time dtg pukul brape???"
aku pon melompat2 nk jwb. aku yg pakai baju oren kat depan, btw
dgn muke seceria palsu mungkin, aku jwb "pukul 7.30!!!!!"
padehal dlm hati aku jwb "bile ko dah mati"
sikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit lagi aku nak amik the suction thing that dentists always use and suck her eyeballs right out of her sockets!
ok ingatkan nk letak gambar ganas2, tp x jd. horror sungguh
kalo laa takdir menentukan die naik kapal terbang aku
pastu die tye ape masalah kapal terbang aku,
mmg aku terajang die laju2
i regret brushing my teeth this morning
should have let her experience the full effect of my morning breath..
haihh, maybe next time
nasib baik when i went to the pharmacy to get my medicine, the makcik attending me was really nice. =D
sry nina, u lost this round.
i am currently in "HATE DENTISTS MODE"
pharmacists 1 - dentists ZIT/NIL/ZERO/BOOOO (0)
annis wins this round!!!
annis bila dah jd a successful and rich pharmacist yg suke belanja kwn2 =D
sudu, as the rep for physicians or doctor2 biasa ke apentah,
u'll be judged later, the next time aku jatuh sakit
so doakan laa aku jatuh sakit terok2(woi jangan laa, bodo)