Wednesday, October 21, 2009

serial curser

i curse alot
like, very often
like, 24/7
like, i'm famous for it
like, the name Maliq is synonymous with cursing
like, it's true!

i think it's because i'm a quarter Malaccan
lol blame it on genetics..haha XD

you know how Malaccan people curse more than they normally talk?
well, I, for one, find it HILLARIOUS!

they curse when they're angry
e.g. - Pukimak lancau lahabau mana curik bantal busuk aku?!?!? (sampai keluar steam kat hidung dan telinga mcm bull)

they curse when they're sad
e.g. - Pukimak lancau lahabau btol, x sangke die btol2 dah meninggalkan kite selama2nye......

they curse when they're happy
e.g. - Pukimak lancau lahabau!! lame gile x jumpe ko dowhh! (sambil senyum pjg lebar dan bersalam salaman mesra)

*for full effect, imagine a Malaccan friend of yours saying these with the right intonation and facial expressions. =D

they curse so freaking much that you cant help but laugh out loud
laugh with them or at them, whatever works.

for me, personally, i think cursing is flat-out funny
of course, this is only applicable to friends whom we know dont mind the constant flow of profanities - and not unknown strangers or superiors at work or lecturers or the elderly.

just because a person curses as much as he breathes, doesnt mean he's a dumb insensitive rude asshole
in actual fact, he's a funny dumb insensitive rude asshole
and i should know~~
hahahahah XD

really, if any of you have a problem with cursing
you should spend a weekend with my relatives at Kuala Selangor!
we might just convert you into a serial curser

Sumpah kat sane kecoh habis mcm pasar mlm jual sayur di pagi hari

and the highlight of any day at kampung is actually when its midnight, when all the makciks are done with all the cooking and stuff
all the aunts (especially my mom, mak andak and acik) will gather in the living room with a cup of nescafe (or KEPE as we like to call it) in hand and talk about everything under the sun - regarding the family..hehe
if they're angry, its funny. if they're happy, its funnier. if they're sad, shut the hell up! hahaha

while the adults are deep in discussion, the lanun2 (my litle cousins) will be running around the house leaving a path of destruction and chaos (ok hiperbola gila..hahaha)

dalam tgh serious berckp psl isu2 terkini, kalo ade mane2 anak org yg terjatuh ke ape, mesti ade sorg makcik akan melatah benda yg bukan2
e.g. - budak jatuh. "ehh pant*t ko goyang!".

then the whole room will fall silent for a short second, before booming with laughter..ahahahaha XD

janji kene ade my mom, mak andak and acik (yakni the 3 org kuat of the family!), confirm seronok balik kampung! hehe

well, this is entirely my own personal opinion. and i'm talking about my own experiences
your view on cursing might totally differ from mine
but really, i honestly find cursing funny. and i suck at "menyindir" org lain
sooooo, cursing is my specialty. so to speak. hahaha XD

at least aku mencarut je byk
x kutuk org behind their backs

oh damn. tu pon aku bwat gak
ok bye! nk bertobat! XD

Friday, October 9, 2009

from ziana zain to korean chicks

i have a very peculiar taste in music

there is no specific genre of music that i prefer

if it sounds good to the ear, then its good!

(unless it's a song by MCR or kanye west. hate mcr cuz theyre too freaking emo. like wth?!?!? hate kanye west cuz he wore a fur coat in estelle's vid clip and he dissed my current flame - taylor swift. ok diam kau)

last week, i heard a song that i liked
it was a lagu raya
a song called "halaman asmara" sung by awie and ziana zain

best gaban dowh lagu ni!!!

then, i remembered another song by ziana zain - madah berhelah
again, ahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhahaha XD

and then i heard these 2 songs over and over again
for a whole week actually

creepy, YES.

a friend of mine was totally freaked out when i started singing out loud the lyrics from madah berhelah in class. so i reassured him by saying that i'll only be addicted to these weird songs for a week - MAX. then, i'll promptly move on to another set of songs.

and that i did. now, i am currently addicted to my new playlist!

BEP - meet me halfway
Lady GaGa - Paparazzi
The Fray - never say never
Pink - Please Dont Leave Me
Jay Sean - Down
Coldplay ft Jay-Z - Lost
Jay-Z ft rihanna - run this town
Thirteen Sense - Into the fire

and lastly, the favoritestest of them all (for this week)

Wonder Girls - Nobody
5 hot korean chicks
hahaha XD


go download the rest of the songs in the playlist

damn. tibe2 nak berkaroke

Slow dance

Have you ever
watched kids

On a merry-go-round?

Or listened to
the rain

Slapping on the ground?

Ever followed a
butterfly's erratic flight?

Or gazed at the sun into the fading

You better slow down.

Don't dance so

Time is short.

The music won't

Do you run through each day

On the

When you ask How are you?

Do you hear the

When the day is done

Do you lie in your

With the next hundred chores

Running through
your head?

You'd better slow down

Don't dance so

Time is short.

The music won't

Ever told your child,

We'll do it

And in your haste,

Not see his sorrow?

Ever lost touch,

Let a good
friendship die

Cause you never had time

To call and say,'Hi'

You'd better slow down.

Don't dance
so fast.

Time is short.

The music won't

When you run so fast to get somewhere

miss half the fun of getting there.

When you worry and hurry
through your day,

It is like an unopened gift...

Thrown away.

Life is not a

Do take it slower

Hear the

Before the song is over.

nope, i didnt write this poem
unfortunately, i dont have a poetic bone in my body
only crappy ultra-flexible freaky ones
i was lucky enough to understand this one
i usually dont get poems (note - sudu's poems)
hahaahaha =P

this poem was taken from a forwarded email i got from a friend
in the email, it "Says" that it was written by a terminally-ill teen
i have no idea whether its true or not

but i think its pretty meaningful, this poem

so dont rush in doing things
and take ur life 1 day at a time
and enjoy it while u can