The Mask

the face that you see is a mask

a million and each with a task

a question that u need not ever ask

is when will you see me unmask

Music of the Week

Certain songs have an effect over me.

and i think this pretty much applies to everyone else

I've just discovered and re-discovered a few songs that I believe are truly madly deeply awesome!

these songs' music and lyrics just creep to the core of me

like chicken soup for the soul

here are the songs that are currently stuck in my playlist. prepare to be shocked! =P

1. Down by Jason Walker

2. Illuminated by Hurts

3. Plug In Baby by Muse

4. Run by Leona Lewis (though Snow Patrol's version is undoubtedly better)

and the 2 shocker songs areeeeeee

5. Wanna be where you are by M2M

6. I Will Come To You by Hanson! XD

Dugaan Solat Terawih

Salam and good                  (insert morning/afternoon/evening/night here)

mari bercerita.

tadi aku gi solat terawih kat our brand new neighborhood surau. this surau is literally a stone's throw away. so kalau x pegi, mmg nampak sgt laa syaitong(yg x kena ikat). make aku pon pegi dgn semangat nye

sampai2 surau je, ngantok. hantu betol

anyway, lawan laa the urge to sleep. dah solat terawih sampai rakaat ke 8, mate jd segar sket. ALHAMDULILLAH! make ingat nk sambung laa sampai 20. gigih aku ke saf depan skali, aku dok jarak 3 manusia dr org belakang imam.

Takbiratul ikhram.

BURRPPP!!
(bukan aku laa sengal. org sebelah)

ok xpe, tahan nafas. BURRRPP lagi
kau biar betol..?
dan sambung orchestra burp. ada die sendawa dlm 5-6 kali 1 rakaat.
kalau sendawa keluar angin je xpe weii..tp makk aihhh
aku tau laa kau dah puas makan gulai lemak masak cili api dgn sambal udang td, tp x perlu laa kau nk bg semua org(lagi2 aku) tau dgn bau nye yg setelah masok perut kau dan keluar balik bau mcm harem!

yg best nye bile die burp, pastu aku tahan nafas. pastu bile dah out of breath, terpaksa tarik nafas byk2. AMEKKAU! die reload! mmg full blast aku kena. pening kepala terus di situ. pastu aku rasa aku hypoxia sket sbb tahan nafas byk sgt

and tambah lagi, die byk gile bergerak dlm solat! die  asik dok pegang ketiak die, pastu pegang ketayap die, pastu pegang leher die. every 5 seconds die bwat benda sama!!!! mcm tgh make sure ketiak die x basah lg, or ketayap die x kena curi lagi ke ape!

ada at 1 point tu, aku dok kira brape kali die bwat 1 movement tu. nasib baik aku berjaya snap out of it, and focus balik kat solat aku sendiri! haha

aku ni dah laa payah nak khusyuk dgn tahap iman yg x bbrp nak ada di hati ni. pastu tambah lg dgn bom2 sendawa beliau, pastu dgn pergerakan taichee jiran sebelah ni..pastu tambah lagi aku dok tahan kentut sejak habis solat isyak...penat kau tau x nak kemut memanjang! zzzz

anywayyy, lepas 4 rakaat bersebelahan dgn beliau, aku decide nk melarikan diri. gi saf belakang, pastu bile solat, naik depan balik. tp ada 3 org between aku dgn org tu kot.

at last! bole solat dgn aman sampai habis witir! tp aku still dgr bunyi org sendawa dr belah kanan aku. hahaha

gamba ni lawak. hahaha xde kene ngene pon dgn kisah di atas

anggap laa ni sbg pesanan dr penaja! =D

SELAMAT MENYAMBUT BULAN RAMADHAN!

=D

Update on my obsessions

I forgot to mention that I am a huge gigantic superfan of John Terry.

and my favorite number is 7

and I love anything that has anything to do with these 2 things.

=D

Guide To Gift-Giving!

sorry for misleading u guys

this post has nothing to do with fatty father xmas.

and the title is incomplete..
the actual title for this post is "the guide to giving gifts to Maliq Fariz"

hehe

anywho, my birthday has come and gone
and i'm still patiently waiting for my presents
i know u guys are having a hard time trying to figure out what i want for christmas my birthday, so, being the helpful friend I am, I've decided to tell u what to give me give u clues as to what i EXPECT this year. =D










here goes, what I GENERALLY LIKE: food, money, clothes(shirts size S, Jeans size 28/29), shoes size UK9.

OBSESSIONS: Emma Watson, Chelsea FC, Star Wars, Harry Potter, travelling!

also accepts but greatly discouraged: watches(original only), books(it better be good), clothes(pick the right size, people!), gadgets(ask me first whether I'll like it or not)

Stuff I wish to get from Oprah: Audi Q7, Alienware laptop, Data Plan for my phone, lifetime supply of ice cream.

Secret Wish List: 1 day with all my family members without arguing, anak buah(abang, sile cepat kawen), 1 day with all my friends all over the globe karoeke-ing(ni dah clue baikk punyaaa!). =D

anndddddd I seriously want this - a Darth Vader bobblehead

SUMPAH COMEL GILE - NAKKK!!!

Like Me!

hahaha. title bermasalah gile
dan desperate.
dan horny? (siket)
anywayyssss

I've just launched(ecehhh) an offiicial Facebook Page for my online business, The Phone For You!

The Phone For You Official Facebook Page!  

(link)

or go to www.facebook.com/thephoneforyou

The Phone For You Official Blog!  

(link)

so if u're a friend of mine, or u're a stalker of mine, do "LIKE" the page mentioned above aite!

support our local music industry!

ppffttt

Thank Youssss!

The World is Cruel.

the other day, I went to Giant Puchong for business(echehh)

went to the food court upstairs to wait for someone(echehh)

there I was, sitting alone at an empty table, waiting...(echehh)

Sitting at a food court waiting for someone usually makes u buy some food just to pass the time..not for me though, cuz i wasnt hungry(echehh padehal kedekut/jimat =P )

To pass the time, i played around with my phone, surfed the web, walked around the mall a few times, but still. bored as hell. Naturally, i did some people-watching!

and what I saw opened my eyes.

I saw and old woman, probably in her late 50's or early 60's. She wore a green Giant Cleaner tshirt, moving from table to table, picking up all the dirty dishes, clearing all the unfinished food and wiping the tables clean.

What saddened me the most is when she would push the cleaning trolley from table to table, limping as she walked. Each step looked as painful and as uncomfortable as the last...

She did her work quietly but determinedly. U could feel her sincerity in doing her work, despite her age and her health condition..

I could only look at her with sympathy and smile when she looked at me and pray that she leads a better life tomorrow.

And then I had a stray thought.
What if my Mother was the one in her shoes.
Limping from table to table, picking up other people's dirty dishes...

Dont get me wrong, I am in no way looking down at people in that line of work

I just believe that no aged woman/mother should be doing it

I know my mother wont
Because she has her 2 sons and daughter that she can depend on

The World is Cruel....But Thank God I have My Mother Here With Me.

Despicable Me.

This post has nothing to do with an aspiring villain nor will i talk about small bald little yellow aliens.

far from it, in fact.

this will be my darkest post yet. u have been warned.

*the text is intentionally hidden. highlight the text below to read

have u ever had a thought?

a very dark thought

one that involves someone dropping dead on the spot just ceasing to exist.

out of your hair, forever.

never bothering you again.

....

sigh...

well, i have. and i am not at all proud to say it.

though i may have my reasons for thinking about it, it is still inexcusable and unforgivable that i am having such thoughts.

i am disappointed in myself

and clearly, i am disappointed in you...

no murderous intent within me, neither first degree nor third. 

for murder is not in my nature.

but i can't help myself from thinking

what it would be like

the world, without you.

yours truly,

Despicable Me.

Budak2

A group of kids were playing at a field, and i overheard this

Budak A: wei, ko nak geng dgn aku x?

Budak B: naaaaaak!
Budak A: ok, jom!

hahahaha

oh the good ol' days

=D

 

 gamba nak budak2 omputeh je. hahaha

a letter from a driver

To the passenger woman sitting at the back of the black Myvi which almost hit my car at Cyberjaya whom i showed my middle finger to yesterday afternoon, I am deeply sorry!

The middle finger was a direct response/impulse reaction that I have towards bad/awful/accident-waiting-to-happen driving.

And my short-term anger was not directed to you, but to the driver of your vehicle, but i should not have shown the finger anyway. That, unfortunately, was my bad.

I wish i could apologize to u in person. Well, actually, I'd rather not. I'd rather text u or email u or something - for fear of getting the repercussions - but anywho, I sincerely and deeply apologize.

Yours truly,

A much better driver.

P/s: this is not sarcasm. i actually did show my middle finger to a makcik(kot) when she looked at my car after her car(driven by someone else, not her) almost hit my car because of clearly dumb and reckless driving(from her driver's part. not mine), and i deeply regretted it and hope to learn to control my anger/temper. especially when driving.