serial curser

i curse alot
like, very often
like, 24/7
like, i'm famous for it
like, the name Maliq is synonymous with cursing
like, it's true!



i think it's because i'm a quarter Malaccan
lol blame it on genetics..haha XD

you know how Malaccan people curse more than they normally talk?
well, I, for one, find it HILLARIOUS!

they curse when they're angry
e.g. - Pukimak lancau lahabau mana curik bantal busuk aku?!?!? (sampai keluar steam kat hidung dan telinga mcm bull)

they curse when they're sad
e.g. - Pukimak lancau lahabau btol, x sangke die btol2 dah meninggalkan kite selama2nye......

they curse when they're happy
e.g. - Pukimak lancau lahabau!! lame gile x jumpe ko dowhh! (sambil senyum pjg lebar dan bersalam salaman mesra)

*for full effect, imagine a Malaccan friend of yours saying these with the right intonation and facial expressions. =D

they curse so freaking much that you cant help but laugh out loud
laugh with them or at them, whatever works.
hehe



for me, personally, i think cursing is flat-out funny
of course, this is only applicable to friends whom we know dont mind the constant flow of profanities - and not unknown strangers or superiors at work or lecturers or the elderly.
NO. DUHHHHH


just because a person curses as much as he breathes, doesnt mean he's a dumb insensitive rude asshole
in actual fact, he's a funny dumb insensitive rude asshole
and i should know~~
hahahahah XD


really, if any of you have a problem with cursing
you should spend a weekend with my relatives at Kuala Selangor!
we might just convert you into a serial curser
hahaha

Sumpah kat sane kecoh habis mcm pasar mlm jual sayur di pagi hari
hehe

and the highlight of any day at kampung is actually when its midnight, when all the makciks are done with all the cooking and stuff
all the aunts (especially my mom, mak andak and acik) will gather in the living room with a cup of nescafe (or KEPE as we like to call it) in hand and talk about everything under the sun - regarding the family..hehe
if they're angry, its funny. if they're happy, its funnier. if they're sad, shut the hell up! hahaha

while the adults are deep in discussion, the lanun2 (my litle cousins) will be running around the house leaving a path of destruction and chaos (ok hiperbola gila..hahaha)

dalam tgh serious berckp psl isu2 terkini, kalo ade mane2 anak org yg terjatuh ke ape, mesti ade sorg makcik akan melatah benda yg bukan2
e.g. - budak jatuh. "ehh pant*t ko goyang!".

then the whole room will fall silent for a short second, before booming with laughter..ahahahaha XD

janji kene ade my mom, mak andak and acik (yakni the 3 org kuat of the family!), confirm seronok balik kampung! hehe


well, this is entirely my own personal opinion. and i'm talking about my own experiences
your view on cursing might totally differ from mine
but really, i honestly find cursing funny. and i suck at "menyindir" org lain
sooooo, cursing is my specialty. so to speak. hahaha XD



at least aku mencarut je byk
x kutuk org behind their backs

oh damn. tu pon aku bwat gak
ok bye! nk bertobat! XD

from ziana zain to korean chicks

i have a very peculiar taste in music

there is no specific genre of music that i prefer

if it sounds good to the ear, then its good!

(unless it's a song by MCR or kanye west. hate mcr cuz theyre too freaking emo. like wth?!?!? hate kanye west cuz he wore a fur coat in estelle's vid clip and he dissed my current flame - taylor swift. ok diam kau)

last week, i heard a song that i liked
it was a lagu raya
a song called "halaman asmara" sung by awie and ziana zain
ahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhahaha

best gaban dowh lagu ni!!!

then, i remembered another song by ziana zain - madah berhelah
again, ahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhahaha XD

and then i heard these 2 songs over and over again
for a whole week actually

creepy, YES.

a friend of mine was totally freaked out when i started singing out loud the lyrics from madah berhelah in class. so i reassured him by saying that i'll only be addicted to these weird songs for a week - MAX. then, i'll promptly move on to another set of songs.

and that i did. now, i am currently addicted to my new playlist!

BEP - meet me halfway
Lady GaGa - Paparazzi
The Fray - never say never
Pink - Please Dont Leave Me
Jay Sean - Down
Coldplay ft Jay-Z - Lost
Jay-Z ft rihanna - run this town
Thirteen Sense - Into the fire

and lastly, the favoritestest of them all (for this week)

Wonder Girls - Nobody
5 hot korean chicks
comelgilebabidowhsumpahtaktipu!
hahaha XD






*WAJIB TGK VIDEO DI ATAS KEPADA MEREKA2 YANG MENGAKU KAWAN SAYA!!!




go download the rest of the songs in the playlist

damn. tibe2 nak berkaroke
haha

Slow dance

Have you ever
watched kids

On a merry-go-round?

Or listened to
the rain

Slapping on the ground?

Ever followed a
butterfly's erratic flight?

Or gazed at the sun into the fading
night?

You better slow down.

Don't dance so
fast

Time is short.

The music won't
last



Do you run through each day

On the
fly?

When you ask How are you?

Do you hear the
reply?

When the day is done

Do you lie in your
bed

With the next hundred chores

Running through
your head?

You'd better slow down

Don't dance so
fast

Time is short.

The music won't
last



Ever told your child,

We'll do it
tomorrow?

And in your haste,

Not see his sorrow?

Ever lost touch,

Let a good
friendship die

Cause you never had time

To call and say,'Hi'

You'd better slow down.

Don't dance
so fast.

Time is short.

The music won't
last

When you run so fast to get somewhere

You
miss half the fun of getting there.

When you worry and hurry
through your day,

It is like an unopened gift...

Thrown away.

Life is not a
race

Do take it slower

Hear the
music

Before the song is over.

nope, i didnt write this poem
unfortunately, i dont have a poetic bone in my body
only crappy ultra-flexible freaky ones
i was lucky enough to understand this one
i usually dont get poems (note - sudu's poems)
hahaahaha =P

anywho
this poem was taken from a forwarded email i got from a friend
in the email, it "Says" that it was written by a terminally-ill teen
i have no idea whether its true or not

but i think its pretty meaningful, this poem

so dont rush in doing things
and take ur life 1 day at a time
and enjoy it while u can

preoccupied

i'm thinking about having an open hse this raya
and by this raya i mean this saturday
and by this saturday i mean the 3rd of october

was looking forward to it
but unfortunately, circumstances change

my big fat ginormous orange cat is sick

my mom and i brought him to the clinic 2 days ago (monday)
and he's been warded ever since
the doctor said he's been in pain for quite some time now, and we were all too busy, too blind to see...
he has gingivitis, a low platelet count, not to mention a problem with his kidney
all these can be associated with his ageing
he's 8 years old
he'll be 9 in february

at home, he hasnt been eating much
in fact, he lost 1.6 kg already since 2 months ago

the family's not in the happiest of mood
because we're all worried sick about him
especially my mom

so, i dont think its the best of times to host an open house
i dunno
we'll see

but even if the open hse does happen
we'll probably serve normal senang-masak-cepat-cepat-banyak-banyak-food
the usual mi-hun, kuew tiaw and apentah

dont expect too much
we're preoccupied

and old pic of the king of the house

Raya 2009 =D

Raya was a blast
not the best raya i've experienced in my short 19 years of life
but still, raya is raya
and the worst of rayas is the best of days
so ill take what i can get
and run like the wind! hehe

anyways, this raya - 2009 - as usual(and i hope that this trend continues),
we balik-ed kampung to my mom's side
at batu 7 1/2, kampung asahan, kuala selangor!

sampai kampung kul 7.25
nasib baik dah prepare the necessary air and biskut2 utk berbuka dlm kete
pastu masing2 xtau frequency stesen radio ikim ke jakim ke apentah
soooo mcm bajet2 dah gelap tu, buke! ahaha

sampaaaaai je kampung, makan, mandi, smayang
jgn harap laaa nak lepak2 tgk astro(ye, kampung aku ade astro, sbb nenek aku suke tgk wrestling! woot woott)
terus gi bekerje

ok menyimpang sat,
every raya, nenek aku akan mengerahkan anak2 nye, cucu2 nye, tetapi bukan menantu2 nye
utk membuat kerja2 mengemas rumah, memasak, mengecat, mengangkat barang, membuang sampah, membaja kelapa sawit dan segala2 yg terpikir olehnya
last year, pada malam raya, saya mengecat umah kampung tu dr isyak saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaampaaaaaai laa kul 12.30AM
itupon sbb hujan
saya pasti, kalau tidak hujan, confirm akan sambung sampai ke pagi raya
tp sila jgn salah faham
nenek saya x kejam, cume mode "CANTIKKAN RUMAH" die tersgt amat bangat extreme
ahaha tp apepon, kami segala buruh2 beliau amat menyayangi beliau! =D

ok back to the future,
antara kerja2 yg dilakukan adelah spt membuat ketupat, palas, lepat, rendang ayam dan daging
tp 1 thing laa, kalau bwat kerja ramai2
sume menyemak dlm dapur
sumpah SERONOK!
lg2 kalau ade mulut2 banjar yg x mkn saman mcm acik, mak andak, alang, bondaku (mak long) dan wani
ntah sape2 laa yg diorg kutuk semlm
tp sumpah seronok mendgr! hahah
if u think i have a bad mouth, u havent met my aunts!!!
ngahahahaha

walaupon mulut kitorg bergerak dok ngutuk org
tgn2 kitorg pon bergerak gak melipat daun palas, membalut lepat, nyumbat pulut, menggaul rendang, melayukan daun pisang
and juz so u know, we made
220 ketupats
ntah brapa byk lepat dan palas
1 kawah rendang ayam
1 kawah rendang daging
XD
because nenek punye mode "BAGI MAKAN KAT CUCU" pon extreme gak
she loves to feed us! ngeee =D




anddd we have a new addition to the family!
nur farisha airina bt ucu(ok x ingat name ucu, ingat pangkat je)
she just celebrated her 1st raya! =D
she's cucu number 35 or 34..ntah

adik dan abang

after all the hard work
bout 2am, cari parking! n tidoooooooooooooooo

dan bangun agak lambat
beratur utk gune toilet
ade 2 toilet, 6 families! u do the math! haha
rushing bukan main sampai terlupe mandi sunat aidilfitri
damn. xpe2, tahun depan bwat. pasang alarm awal2
hahaha
had breakfast(NOT break fast)
ate rendang daging! SEDAPPPPP! lepat pon sedap
ketupat agak keras, palas terlalu padat
rendang ayam liat nak mati sbb pakai ayam pencen..hahahah

gi surau smayang sunat aidilfitri
x dgr sgt khutbah tahun ni
tahun lepas nye best, imam siap nangis2 lg
tahun ni isi kandungan khutbah kurang menarik perhatian
lol mati aku kalo jakim nmpk ape aku tulis ni! ahahah

lepas smayang, aktiviti kemuncak hari raya!
the HIGLIGHT of the year

the FORGIVENESS part
our family tradition is we have nenek sitting first at the front,
then the pak and mak longs will ask forgiveness from nenek and from each other, then sit next to nenek
followed by the ngahs, udas, tehs, andaks, itams, anjangs, alangs, aciks, ucus, 1st cucu till the smallest cucu capable of walking
hahah
sume org beratur according to pangkat and age..huhu
sumpah i LOVE this tradition we've maintained
effect die perghhhh..makan dalam!..haha
during this asking-of-forgiveness session, u'll see bermcm2 emotion displayed
ppl crying asking for forgiveness, the cucus arguing and laughing because theyre stepping on other ppls' kains(we kneel while we ask for forgiveness) dll

immediately after that, mereka2 yg sudah bekerja akan distribute DUIT RAYA!!
=D


then, we had the family photo session!
we took photos with all of us together
then company by company(ikut family)
tp this year lupe bwat tema "anak2", "menantu2!" dan "cucu2!"
time ni plak, mmg hiruk pikuk kecoh habis sampai 1 kampung bole dgr
ahahaha

6 families! 4 families missing

mengajar nenek aku the peace sign... peace yawww

lepas tu, kitorg cousin2 beramai2 gi JAMBATAN!!
kampung aku ade sungai! kampung ko, bile lg? =P
minah2 tu sume bercamwhore di sanun

antara gamba fav aku..comel gile adam pukul buntut wani..hahaha





haha comel je asha tengking adam




adam: "got MILK?" hahah XD

then balik dan MAKAN! lepas makan, majoriti tidurrrr!
dan majoriti itu of course akan termasok tuan hamba
tertido sampai kul 6
bangun2, cari makan lg
ahahaha XD
any free time dlm 2 mlm dok kat kampung adelah diisikan dgn aktiviti MAKAN!! =D

nak balik the next day, mmg berat bontot
syg gilebabidowhh kampung ku kuala sgor! =D
dan nenek ku Alimah, the Superwoman! =D
mak sedara dan bapak sedara segala!
cousin2 kecoh semua
dan suasana hari raya
=D

byk lagi nak dicito ekk
tp dah terlanjut sudaa
will update more! =D
more pics on fb!

and oh yea
SELAMAT HARI RAYA
MAAF ZAHIR BATIN TO ALL
have a great one aite
=D

LOL

i'm supposed to be blogging bout RAYA
but i cant seem to upload my pics properly
so allow me to do something pointless


tadaaaaa~~

cant stop laughing at the 1st pic!
LMFAO!!! XD

sengal ubi bakar ali

lately, everytime i go online
there are 2 sites that i must visit
nooooo, not porn
(x elok tgk bende x snonoh di dlm bulan puasa. note: bulan puasa)
hahaha anyway, the 2 sites that i'm talking about are actually
www.lelong.com.my
www.mudah.my
yeap, theyre like auction and advertising sites for new or secondhand items
(refer: ebay =P)

and the 2 things i search online are the 2 things i desire most(for now)
hahaha
a handphone
and a camera
ni tgh sangap gile kot sbb pakai fon yg xde memory card n nokia 3310
GO.FIGURE!!

anywho, remember how i mentioned above that i've been visiting these sites too often
and that i may (MAY) be addicted to them

well, it seems that God has sent me a lil message about this

a discrete, yet very effective message

and let me tell u this, messages from God doesnt come cheap
lol

here's the scoop
just 5 mins ago, as i was searching for a cheap yet OKlaaa camera,
i accidentally placed a bid on a camera that was out of my budget

amik kau.terus seram sejuk aku dok mikirkan nak bayar camne..
ngahahahahaha


bidding for the camera ends 1 and a half hours from now
and i'm HOPING/PRAYING that i get outbid


pleaseeee God, message received!!!!
can u pleaaaaaaaaaaseeee press "CTRL Z"(Undo)




for people with money, can i be ur friend?
pretty pleaaaaaassseeee!

ngahahahahahahaha
pathetic-nesssssss

numb

in the past 30 days, i've had about 3 emotional breakdowns or meltdowns
and that's 3 too many

i.dont.do.breakdowns

this semester is really taking its toll on me

it's bad enough that i have to carry my own weight
but now, i'm carrying other people's burden as well

i dont know if my fragile frame can take it
its getting harder to breathe

all i want to do when i get home is to sleep
sleep it allllllllllllll off
temporarily escape
away from all the mess

but no, that was not meant to be
there is no such thing as escape

i've got work to do
though a different kind of work
but work i did
its unbearable. but nonetheless necessary

in the past 48 hours, i have slept for only 4 hours
my head's spinning like a top
any time now, it'll explode into a million tiny pieces


eventually, u break





and when u break. u pick urself up

u glue ur broken shattered pieces back together


u look urself hard in the mirror
and u say "suck it up. deal with it"

u take a few mins to compose urself
breathe in. breathe out. breathe in. breathe out

u numb urself so that u can hardly feel anything
u put ur mask on so that people'll think ur okay

and u crack a fake smile

and u walk out that door as the same person that walked in

minus all the emotional mess



again,
i.dont.do.breakdowns.

merdeka!

whooaaa..title patriotic sungguh
ahaha

but, seriously

i may not be all patriotic
i may not hang the national flag on house/car
i may not immediately stand up straight every time i hear the national anthem
i may sleep during the whole national parade

but dammit, i do love this God-forsaken country of ours! =D

i do remember the 5 "rukun negara"
i do know who our current leaders are, as well as the past
i do give a damn about politics

and i utterly despise people who posts negative crap about our country come the date of our independence. malaysians who thinks that malaysia is NOT a harmonious peaceful multi-racial country should leave malaysia, and see how life is on the other side of the border

u think our politicians bicker and fight like 5-year olds. dude, look at taiwan or korea's parliamentary meetings

sure, the system is flawed.
bribery and graft is rife.
and racism still exists here.

but i personally think we're moving in the right direction.

you complain and you bitch about every single thing you see on the news, but you forget all the help the government has given you. your education, your home, your loans. think about that, for a change.


so i say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MALAYSIA!"
may you have more birthdays to come
and may we live in peace and harmony within your borders
insyaAllah.

"think not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country"

out of my mind

remember how i said this semester's gonna be busy as hell in my previous post?

well, apparently... i wasnt kidding?!?!?!

dammit, i've got
loooaaaaads of reports to submit
damn final-year project to do
all group works end up being me doing 70% of the job
lecturers giving out pop quizzes and exams so often that my head hurts
andddddddd i've got assignments coming out of my ass


assignments annoy me out of my mind
when i'm annoyed, i get stressed out of my mind
when i'm stressed, i'm infuriated out of my mind
when i'm infuriated, other ppl get hurt out of their minds



hell hath no fury than a guy out of his freaking damn mind