Guide To Gift-Giving!

sorry for misleading u guys

this post has nothing to do with fatty father xmas.

and the title is incomplete..
the actual title for this post is "the guide to giving gifts to Maliq Fariz"

hehe

anywho, my birthday has come and gone
and i'm still patiently waiting for my presents
i know u guys are having a hard time trying to figure out what i want for christmas my birthday, so, being the helpful friend I am, I've decided to tell u what to give me give u clues as to what i EXPECT this year. =D










here goes, what I GENERALLY LIKE: food, money, clothes(shirts size S, Jeans size 28/29), shoes size UK9.

OBSESSIONS: Emma Watson, Chelsea FC, Star Wars, Harry Potter, travelling!

also accepts but greatly discouraged: watches(original only), books(it better be good), clothes(pick the right size, people!), gadgets(ask me first whether I'll like it or not)

Stuff I wish to get from Oprah: Audi Q7, Alienware laptop, Data Plan for my phone, lifetime supply of ice cream.

Secret Wish List: 1 day with all my family members without arguing, anak buah(abang, sile cepat kawen), 1 day with all my friends all over the globe karoeke-ing(ni dah clue baikk punyaaa!). =D

anndddddd I seriously want this - a Darth Vader bobblehead

SUMPAH COMEL GILE - NAKKK!!!

merdeka!

whooaaa..title patriotic sungguh
ahaha

but, seriously

i may not be all patriotic
i may not hang the national flag on house/car
i may not immediately stand up straight every time i hear the national anthem
i may sleep during the whole national parade

but dammit, i do love this God-forsaken country of ours! =D

i do remember the 5 "rukun negara"
i do know who our current leaders are, as well as the past
i do give a damn about politics

and i utterly despise people who posts negative crap about our country come the date of our independence. malaysians who thinks that malaysia is NOT a harmonious peaceful multi-racial country should leave malaysia, and see how life is on the other side of the border

u think our politicians bicker and fight like 5-year olds. dude, look at taiwan or korea's parliamentary meetings

sure, the system is flawed.
bribery and graft is rife.
and racism still exists here.

but i personally think we're moving in the right direction.

you complain and you bitch about every single thing you see on the news, but you forget all the help the government has given you. your education, your home, your loans. think about that, for a change.


so i say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MALAYSIA!"
may you have more birthdays to come
and may we live in peace and harmony within your borders
insyaAllah.

"think not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country"

almost perfect.

ALMOST PERFECT!

yeap, that'd be how i'd describe my 19th birthday experience!
if it wasnt for a couple of ppl missing (u know who u r), it'd be absolutely perfect
but since u cant control everything and everyone, i'd take almost perfect and run with it!

this is gonna be a pretty long post with lotsa pictures
i have no intention in summarizing it or cutting short my invaluable bday experience, so bear with me
mampus ah, bday aku, bukan bday kau.haha =P

it all started on the 15th of July, when i was told(and totally believed it) that today's picnic was for the occasion of pia's farewell gathering-ke-ape-ntah...so mcm ikut je laa..

kul 3 lebih, gathered at annis' house. damn, tergoda nak suruh annis on-kan guitar hero. tp since azzy dah sampai, pendam perasaan yg membuak2 tu..hahaha
ingatkan nak naik kete azzy je, tp jaja n azzy bg alasan x muat ke apentah, ckp aku gemok laa, byk brg dlm kete laa...agak bengang di situ sbb x pernah naik satria merah..zzzz

so, gerak 2 kete. i drove my car to tasik shah alam (tempat yg ade kayak) n azzy gi beli air ke apentah..agak lame ahh kitorg tunggu azzy n jaja "beli air"..byk gak kutuk diorg(annis n pia kutuk, aku tgh main Snake kat hp buruk aku).. n kwangajak gile, annis kutuk fon 3310 aku..hahahaha XD

lepas diorg dah sampai, kitorg gi cari the picnic location terbaik! jumpe 1 pulau ni yg accessible by jambatan and ade gazebo! tp gazebo tu ade bbrp org tgh membuta. so kitorg gi ke "bukit" di atas pulau tu dan bentangkan tikar.

ni pulau kitorg

makan makan makan. borak borak borak. gelak gelak gelak. gambar gambar gambar. dan selitkan aksi2 horny di antara aktiviti2 yg disebutkan....hahah XD

pastu tibe2 diorg nyanyi "Happy Birthday" and keluarkan sebijik cake!
bukan sebijik, i mean se-slice.....

*global recession dowh, xleh bwat ape
ahahahahah XD jk2

really appreciate the effort in planning out the whole thing
and i was really surprised (x sempat practice pon muke terkejut)
the cake was chocolicious
sharing is caring
annis sgt horny pade hari itu
pia pandai penipu
jaja maknyah economy class
azzy pakai necklace haritu (kot..ntah)

in that short 3 hours time, in doing an ordinary thing like having a picnic, in spending a small amount of money for food, we had a pretty-freaking-awesome-helluva time!
all that matters is who you're with.

and here u go the pics on that day 15/7/2009





moving on to 17/7/2009

thanx for all the wishes thru fb, verbal communication, sms, myspace or any other medium of communication! appreciate it LOADS! =D

lepas solat jumaat, terus gerak ke subang. bukak baju melayu, campak kat backseat..haha
picked hanis up at her hse around 2.30 then headed to pyramid! met up with an old friend, amir aiman at TGV! serious dah lame x jumpe amir, 2 tahun kot x jumpe..huhu. bought the tix to watch Harry Potter.
pastu terserempak dgn hanif at the concession stand..huhu
masing2 tgh lapar, so the 3 of us jalan2 cari makan.
pastu terserempak dgn jay mee and dilian plak..haha

we (i mean, i) decided to have lunch at Pizza Hut sbb ingatkan dpt 30% off if i paid with my maybankard....

order order. makan makan. bukak cite kisah2 zaman persekolahan..hahaha..damn those were the good ol days..byk keluar cite psl time2 we were in form 1 and 2..haha.. best2..

seronok punye borak and kenyang punye makan, we lost track of time. it was 4.30pm already..so gi kat cashier, handed the guy my maybankard, and i asked "dpt 30% off kan?"..he replied "umm tak, sbb x order the mediterranean crap apentah"... i was like, "fook!"..pastu tarik balik the debit card and ckp "nk byr CASH!", pastu immediately pandang amir and hanis..hahahhaahahahahaha sgt kesian diorg dowhh...rm70 kot bill! lol XD paling kesian tgk amir ahh, dah ah lame gile x jumpe, pastu die cover mkn rm40..hahaha kesian gile dowhh..malang btol kwn2 aku.. XD

anywhooo, we then headed to the cinema, where the movie had already started. dont think we missed much though...*not going to talk bout the movie

after the movie, went to the surau. after maghrib, sent amir to his hse at wangsa baiduri(it was the least i could do for him belanja-ing me..haha) and picked up batch at her hse and then returned back to pyramid to watch jaja perform at Gloria Jeans Coffee

parked at the rooftop. keluar lift je terus jumpe nina n mimi. nina bg hadiah!! a cool funny t-shirt and a cooler-than-me hat!..haha. thanx nina! =D then went to Starbucks cuz batch ade voucher buy 1 free 1. dah cukup excited dah ni sbb nk dpt free ice blended. siap gadoh dgn nina n mimi psl nak order ape. lepastu org starbucks tu ckp the voucher cant be used at that branch. amik kau. agak kecewe di situ. hahaha


then we went to Carls Jr sbb batch lapar sgt2. lepas lepak kejap kat carls jr, headed back to Gloria Jeans' sbb Polstra Ungu dah start perform. met azzy, hairi, zairul, naadira, jaja and the rest of the bandmates! =D

Polstra Ungu (from left - Shafique, Jaja, Aiman, Amir, Izhar)

tepuk2

after the band performed, we headed inside the coffee shop and lepak-ed. i noticed a cake at the counter and immediately practiced my "shocked" face..wakakakakakakkaka

i pretended that i didnt notice the cake until tibe2 they started singing "Happy Birthday"! Izhar Azmil on guitar and jaja lead vocalist.hahaha

muke terkejut aku...

lepas tu plak, azzy n hairi gave me a cupcake! yg ni btol2 terkejut..ahaha thanx jijah and bulu!! =D
then lepak-ed at the coffee shop while eating cake, nasi lemak canggih, took photos, drank other ppl's ice blended drinks! hehehe =D
it was fun! but it was already 11 sumthing and i had to send hanis home
so we left pyramid and sent hanis
batch plak jenis yg x reti duduk rumah ajak aku lepak dgn die
aku pon iyakan je laa (sbb die sanggup sponsor minyak)
ekekekekek =P
we called a lot of ppl who we thought can hang out this late at night.
pastu pija agreed to lepak with us!
gi amik pija kat uitm
bwat cite dongeng utk hiburan pak guard
kutip pija
lepak di pak li. (ok xtau mane lg nak lepak kat shalam...) haha
borak2 sampai kul 2 lebihhh
ahahahahaha

hantar mereka pulang. and i headed home.
sampai umah kul 3am!!! but it was all fun and definitely worth it! =D
its already 5.30 am as i'm writing this, and its still not finished
and i'm not tired cuz im too freaking jumping for joy to go to sleep..
hehe

thanx everyone! especially to the surprise-party planners and goers!
i know i may not express my appreciation out loud and end up being an ass most of the time, but please believe that i GREATLY appreciate all that u've done for me!
seriously, i dont deserve u guys
but u still stick with me
thank you. =D

right now, i'm thinking how u guys are gonna top this off next year.
hahaha =D

ibu oh ibu

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY MOM!!

this year, she's 17
juz like last year
and the year before
=P

Norsiah Ahmad dgn anak no. 1 nye





u are my heroine
my driving force
my inspiration
my everything
i love you to bits and pieces,
and i don't think that that's enough

now even though ibu tgh sakit gigi
(padan muka, kutuk org gigi palsu lg..ahahah)
i'm still gonna buy u ur fav donuts
lalalala =P


my very own Supermom at work

haha. 22

happy birthday to
Nadia Farina Mutalib

she just recently murdered a baby monkey with my car
and told me to wash the car afterwards

she's fat, she's short and she's my annoying big sis

so here's the pictures we took at dinner!


buruk sungguh perangai kami


when parents get excited. XD


ohh yea
my big brother is currently at miri, tgh cari minyak.
hoho