annoying myspace stereotypes part 2

allow me to be frank

theres a whole lot of things that i hate
im not a spiteful person - but hell,
u juz canT NOT hate certain things

we've gone thru how much i despise comment-seekers

n now lets evaluate the 2nd online stereotype that i detest - annoying typers (im not sure if this is even a word, but u get the idea ryte?)

there is an unspoken rule saying that informal chatting shud be done as SHORT as possible - yet understandable

but these annoying typers who dont grab the concept of it, type in a way they deem "cute" and "sweet".......
awwwwwwwwww....how WRONG u are, my friend

No, im not condemning u to hell juz cuz u have an awful interpretation on what is cute and what is not
but i am avoiding talking to u online cuz u annoy the hell outta me
(being frank here~)

u see, when a NORMAL person talks/types, it would sound/look something like this
"mane ade dowh, ko ni biar betol. aku ok je"

On the other hand, the weirdos would write sumthing like this
"maneWWW adeWWW dowhh, kauwWHHH nihhhh biar betolLLLL. akuWWHHHH ok jeRRRR"

Get the picture???

juz try to say out loud what i juz typed and u will look like a ridiculous illiterate pouty nutter
NOT kidding

yes, this is a free country and u have every right to type horribly - but ur doing the world a great favour by typing normally

sooooo come back to the "light" owhh lost one
n type properly, will yah?

comments, anyone?

since the birth of myspace, everyone's a photographer / image editor / musician
ur "cool-ness" is rated on how good u are at editing pics or how many pic comments u have or how many friends you have..
pftt

yeas, there are some really good photographers out there in myspace/frenster/facebook and yes, art is subjective, and that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder

but do you really have to post a freaking bulletin announcing that u hav jus uploaded a new photo and you want all 3000 of ur so-called-friends to SPAM SPAM SPAM!

Do you get an award if ur pic comments for a photo reaches 1000 or did u accomplish a goal in life by having 3500 friends on myspace???

Get a life, weirdo.

There’s even this 1 weird chick who added me n asked me to comment her pic and in return, she would comment mine. GREAT! Not…...

Anyway, I checked her profile out to find out who the heck she really is and I saw that she had a couple thousand of “friends”, a few hundred comments and about 500 pic comments for her one and only pic captioned “ natural beauty” (I swear I could barf right here right now). I read her normal comments and there weren’t any real conversations. Juz comments saying “thanx for the approve. Comment my pics!”

That clearly means her sole purpose in life is to have as many picture comments as possible. And so I deleted her from my friends list and never added a single person whom I didn’t know or didn’t want to know ever again.

The other day I met a friend of mine whom I haven’t met in a long time. We were classmates once, we weren’t that close but I find him to be a really COOL guy. And so I added him at myspace and I saw that he didn’t have 2000 friends or 50 pic comments per photo. His pics were simple, yet meaningful – as it was all about him being with his family/friends. And even though his myspace is simple and mediocre, that didn’t translate to what he is in real life. A friendly, selambe, funny dude that he is. The pics he uploaded wasn’t to get as many pic comments as possible, it was about showing who he is and also who his most valued friends are.

My point is, there is more to life than pic comments. And even though I do ask for pic comments or blog comments(ahahaha) OCCASIONALLY, from now on I’m gonna care less about them.

I’m still gonna care a little bit cuz your opinion do matter to me.

n oh yeaa, for people who i am really really really close with, i dont mind u guys asking me for any type of my comments. and i hope this feeling is mutual.

=D

Nokia ku, dont let me down!!

lately, my beloved phone cant/wont read the damn memory card!!

i need my phone!
i need my phone-mp3 player!
i need my phone-camera!

with a mere 25MB internal memory, i really cant store anything in it
n im stuck with the lame ringtone n msg tone

its sole function for now is to make/receive calls and send/receive SMSes
shit

i miss listening to my music when im in the toilet!
i miss taking pictures with friends, lagi2 musim open house ni!

ohh nokia 7390 ku, get well soon!

music of the week part 3

since i hav absolutely no idea on what to write about

i'll just share some songs that i've been listening all week(or more)

do download! they're brilliant! =D

Yellowcard - Believe ===> i think this song is a tribute to the US firefighters who risked their lives saving the trapped people under the rubble after the sept 11 incident

Dashboard Confessional - Stolen ===> shit. tibe2 rase jiwang..ahahaha

Daughtry - What about Now

Marion Raven - End of Me ===> haha. old song, i know..but my sis yg download n tibe2 rase nak dgr the ex-M2M nyanyi!

Boneca - Cela ==> im not a big fan of our local indie bands (i have my reasons) but this song is absolutely awesome dowhh! the words, the melody, the voice. n i heard this band is a Subang-Jaya-an..huhu

ur birth month and u

RULES:
_ Pick your birth month.
_ Strike out anything that doesn’t apply to you.
_ Bold (or italicize) the best apply to you.
_ Copy to your own blog, with all twelve months.
_ Tag 5 people.


ok i aint loving the rules much
so i'll make my own rules
i'll only post my birth month
and if u wanna do this thing, pls go to aliahkama.blogspot.com
n get the details bout the other 11 months
thanx much for complying
haha =P

anywho
i'm a July-ian =p . shit. i think this thing knows me better than i do..

JULY: Fun to be with(i know i am.haha). Secretive(mcm desperate housewives.haha). Difficult to fathom and to be understood(im complicated). Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation(more like ego). Easily consoled. Honest(VERY). Concerned about people’s feelings(terpaksa.hahaha). Tactful. Friendly(depends). Approachable(again, depends). Emotional temperamental and unpredictable(again, complicated). Moody and easily hurt(moody, yes. easily hurt?not so much). Witty and sparkly(ok this sounds gay, so im not gonna highlight it). Not revengeful(i try...). Forgiving but never forgets(oooh how true). Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things(the exact opposite, actly). Guides others physically and mentally(more like spiritually!!!hahahah). Sensitive and forms impressions carefully(depends on the mood at that time). Caring and loving(agagaga). Treats others equally(pilih kasih, sorry.ahaha jk2). Strong sense of sympathy(sedeyh dowhh tgk bersamamu). Wary and sharp(bole laa kot). Judges people through observations(agak ahh.). Hardworking(lazy-ass). No difficulties in studying(studying last minute's the best). Loves to be alone(depends). Always broods about the past and the old friends(brood?hell no). Likes to be quiet(sometimes). Homely person(home sweet home). Waits for friends(patience is a virtue~). Never looks for friends(i have to admit, i DO look for friends...habis ego aku). Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems(dieting probs?i wanna gain weight la weii). Loves to be loved(ahaha geli-mat). Easily hurt but takes long to recover(not so much).


i tag

dayah
pia
batch
sudu
nina

Aidilfitri 08

hari raya aidilfitri will always be me fav holiday ever!
its my most awaited holiday season of the year, no matter how long or how short the holiday span is
u bet i'm gonna be excited/nervous/ecstatic/high throughout the ramadhan month preceding it as well as the whole Syawal =D

well, this year's Raya didnt start as well as it hoped. actually, it started in the worst possible way imaginable.
family feuds folks, u dont need me to elaborate


despite the horrible start to the holiday, i had a pretty damn good Raya! =)

Raya is the time for forgiveness, family, friends, food and foney(money la)

nuff said, this post is long overdue anyway. so lets get to the pictures! =D

Hajah Alimah's clan

chaotic

the VVVVVVIPs of my life

cousins =D

the forgiveness part. XD

Alimah's Angels. (buy 1 free 1)

on the eve of Raya, we PAINTED till 12am...perintah nenek..haha

music of the week; part 2

so here goes my current obsession, the tunes that i've been listening to over and over again
if u haven't heard of it, do download. they're AWESOME

- Jason Mraz - Plane
- Lady Gaga - Just Dance
- Gary Jules - Mad World
- Secondhand Serenade - Fall For You



and since this post is done like 2 days before the 1st of Syawal, how bout some Raya songs to put us in the mood for Raya =D. these are my favorite lagu2 raya. i think they're the best lagu raya ever - hands down! and no new dumb supposedly-up-to-date raya song is gonna beat it - period.

- Anuar & Elina - Suasana Hari Raya
- M Nasir - Suatu Hari di Hari Raya
- Faridah Joned - Selamat Hari Raya
- P Ramlee - Dendang Perantau
- Saloma - Selamat Hari Raya
- Sanisah Huri - Aidilfitri

raya mode!!

with less than 10 days before the 1st of Syawal

i'm already in full-force raya mode!
huhu

i can already feel/smell/taste/hear/see it all, the tearing sounds of the raya packets, the teardrops that flood the floor when we're asking for forgiveness from one another, the rush to the surau to perform the aidilfitri prayers, the hot smell of new baju rayas being ironed, the flashes of cameras when taking pictures, the freakingly cold aidilfitri shower, the sound of raya songs being played in the background, the 1st breakfast in 30 days, the smile on everyone's faces when receiving their 'duit raya', the waiting line for the 3 toilets for 50+ people at the kampung, the nervous and excited wait on the aidilfitri eve, the chaos and confusion of the raya morning, the smell of rendang daging being cooked in the massive woks, the folding of leaves to make a ketupat, the shaking of hands and the sharing of hugs. owhh and let's not forget the the smell of fresh cash hot off the bank oven! =D


how can u not love raya?

last year's raya - HALF of the family

words of wisdom; part 1

owhh quotes!
everybody loves them
how mere words can change minds, influence decisions and eventually change history itself

u can find them anywhere - books, movies, taglines, speeches
my personal fav are from movies!

and the quote of the day is...
(*drum roll)

"...it's not about what you got, it's what you make of what you got"
- from the movie Step Up 2

need i say more?
huhu

owhh the convoy

a friend of mine, mamat(short for muhammad..) ajak-ed me to teman him membeli barang2 raya di mid valley. me, being a good friend(lalala) said "sure" n then ajak-ed another friend of ours - Amberg(real name - Hafiz. dont ask me why we all call him amberg) to join us.

n so in the wee hours of morning (exactly - 8AM!!) on the 17th of sept, the 3 of us headed to putrajaya on motorcycles. it was frigging cool! at putrajaya, the plan was to switch the motorcycles for my car - BAMbee ku the satria~ huhu

the 'knight' in a not-so-shining armor - my BAMbee

on the way to mid valley via kl-seremban highway, we had to make a quick pit-stop cuz mamat needed a toilet break - a heavy one! hahaha sengal punye penyu(penyu = mamat; because he's from 'Ganu kite)

after mamat finished his "business", we continued the perjalanan to mid valley.
chet, it only took us 40mins from Putrajaya-Mid Valley (minus 10 mins waiting for the Ganu)

as we arrived at mid valley at about 9 sumthing, most of the shops still havent fully opened yet, again, mamat was to blame for wanting to go to mid valley waaaaaaaaaaayyyy too early. again, sengal punye mamat. and so we jalan-jalan'ed aimlessly around the mall, entering any shops that were opened and that looked cool enough worthy for us to enter(ahahah KONON)

mamat aka penyu aka ganu, maliQ (driver of the day), amberg

mamat bought a pair of jeans and a t-shirt
i found a pair of shoes that looked cool but didnt but it cuz was cash-less. huhu
n amberg was disappointed that the pants he liked was way too expensive

after covering all the gorund at mid valley, at 1 pm, we got bored. is this all there is to it here at mid valley??!??!!
sumpah B.O.S.A.N~

n so we left mid valley for Subang Parade (thought of going to Pyramid, but skipped it cuz the parking would be super-duper-gile-babi-susah-nak-dapat)

at Parade, we jalan-jalan'ed some more and amberg found himself a t-shirt he liked!cool
after shopping, we headed to the surau to perform our duties as muslims(ececehh~ riak2, habis pahala puasa ku XD)

then, at 350pm, we headed to kapar via shah alam to join the convoy to break fast at a friend's house at kuala selangor!! got lost for like 5 minutes. at about 4.40pm, we reached the rendezvous point at a mobil station at Kapar. while the rest of the convoy waited for us to arrive, they camwhored away~ ahahaha.

anywho, we continued the journey with syafiq(syafiq azahari - the tuan rumah of the day) leading the 3-car-convoy in his kancil. the other syafiq(syafiq othman aka ustad) drove his saga.

Syafiq Azahari - Kancil
Penumpang - Akmal, Cip, Amirul


Ustad - Saga BLM(ke BML.ntah)
Penumpang - Amri, Kak Long, Epul, Wan


MaliQ - Sang Satria~
Penumpang - Mat, Berg

there were times where we were racing with each other, haha. thank God nothing bad happened and we reached Syafiq's house safe and sound. huhu. salam2 dgn syafiq's mom, toured his house, goofed off at the taman and guess wat - camwhored.

top left to right : amberg, akmal, cip, amirul , epul , ustad
mid left to right : syafiq A. , mamat, kak long, me
bottom : amri(attempting to be sexy)
cameraman : wan

me n akmal on the swing. *note - belakang itu surau ahaha XD

syafiq gave us a quick tour of Kuala Selangor since it was still early before time buka puasa.
we went to the places where they shot the movie Mukhsin, a jetty, the bazaar ramadhan and the infamous Bukit Melawati, where we made some monkey-friends!

air pasang, sungai selangor

at the jetty

and they call me a camhwore


penat mendaki bukit melawati

the monyet and beroks at bukit melawati

when the clock struck 7.15pm - it was time to break fast(not breakfast)!
menu - udang, daging, ayam, sayur = SEDAP WEII

air bandung n dadih milo

lepas makan and solat, the camwhoring activity resumed - this time, there was PROPS!!
there were shades, glasses, masks of all shapes and sizes. you name it, he's got it. syafiq mmg suke collect natang2 sebegitu
huhu

gile

alryte, masing2 dah kenyang n penat n mengantok, n ohh yea, there's a mid term exam the very next morning, n none of us studied 1 bit. lol XD so we headed back to putrajaya because mamat and amberg's motorbikes were still there.

at putrajaya, a lil bit racing occured between syafiq's Vios, my satria and amberg's RXZ.
mamat's Honda Wave got lost behind somewhere. not familiar wit the surroundings and dlm tgh2 malam, mamat got lostn panicked. hahaah kesian dowhh die . the rest of us were worried sick for him!! but thankfully, he found his way n met amberg.hahaha
sengal nye mamat menangis. LOL! XD

so, in conclusion, we went from
dengkil -> Putrajaya -> mid valley -> Subang parade -> Kapar -> Kuala Selangor -> Putrajaya -> Dengkil
which equals to penat gile babi but had a really great time!