packing

for i am a jolly good fellow,
for i am a jolly good fellow
for i am going to singaporreeeeeeeee
and nobody can deny!

merry xmas everyone and a happy new year!
pls wish me, my friends, my friend's sister and her friends a safe journey to and fro aite!
=D



*tibe aku rasa lame gile post ni. oh well
i'm going to singapore. and ur not
muahahahahahah =P

aksi memalukan diri 1

i have this weird thing where i like to give other ppl nicknames

dont get me wrong, its not meant to insult anybody or anything, its just how i remember names

not everybody has a nickname in my head though
i dont know why, but i tend to give nicknames for my lecturers/teachers
but i've NEVER called these nicknames to their faces.
cause that'd be suicide and i'm not the suicidal type.

at school, for instance, my friends and i had a nickname for all our teachers
our biology teacher, Puan Salmah Yamin, we call her "Kak Sally"
our english teacher, Puan Syafini, we call her "Kak Fini"
History teacher, Puan Zamrah - "Kak Z"
haha

lecturers at miat are not immune to my nicknames
my lecturer in electrical systems, Mr. Faizal Shariff, i call him "Tahir". short for faizal tahir, of course
physics lecturer, Mohd Razak Mohd Noor, i call him "Razak Baginda" [Read: Altantuya]


now just 30 minutes ago, my friends and i were looking for our physics lecturer to submit our physics lab report. we didn't know where his office was, so we went in one of the lecturers' office.
the office was pretty much empty except for 3 lecturers grouped together in conversation.

Being the brave, bold and courageous one, i stepped in front of my fellow friends and popped a question to the group of lecturers. "Umm sir, do u know where Mr. Razak Baginda's office is?"

.....................................................

Realization kicked in.


the lecturers were already laughing. so were my friends behind me. crap.

well, they say that "if u cant beat them, JOIN THEM"
so i joined in on the laugh

and one of the lecturers answered that Mr. Razak's office is at the Admin building.
and another lecturer added, "tp Razak Baginda still kat UK"

hahahaha. kwangajo nye lecturer. melawan kau. kantoi ko follow blog dia!

and now i'm praying that my physics lecturer, Mr. Razak MOHD NOOR HEARS NOTHING OF THIS! hahahahah

tahniah, maliq!

baby carrots

2 days ago i had oily greasy cheesy pasta for supper. mind u, i have my supper at 2am
i had trouble sleeping afterward cuz i dont think my stomach agrees with the oilinessssss at such late hour

so considering what happened that day, yesterday, i tried to do my stomach a favor - by skipping oily greasy cheesy yummy fatty food
and instead, having healthy vitamin-riched vegi goodness - you guessed it! baby carrots



and what do i get in return?


MULTIPLE VISITS TO THE TOILET DUE TO A CASE OF DIARRHEA!


i had to go to the toilet every 20 minutes, then spend another 10 minutes inside the bathroom
oh happy happy joy joy!
crap - pun intended.

i'm not a 100% sure its the baby carrots but no other member of the family has it, so it cant be our dinner. so for now, i'm blaming the carrots!

the carrots looked alright to me, though i'm not sure if there were any fungus or anything foreign on the carrots
i'm not really particular about the appearance of the food. i eat with my mouth, not my eyes. and in the carrots' defence, it tasted ok to me!
and did i mention that the i bought the carrots more than a month ago? not sure if this is a factor...eeeeekkk


anywho, back to the toilet story. it seriously bugs the crap(again, pun intended) out of me that i have to go to the toilet, do my business, wash my business and 30 minutes later, do it all over again
gahhhh

at times like this i wish i had a tv in my toilet. at least it'd distract me from the awful smell! haha

i got so sleepy on the toilet bowl i swear i was tempted to bring my pillow with me during the next visit and just sleep on the toilet bowl and you know, "push" whenever i had to..zzzz

i went to the bathroom no less than 8 freaking times. which coincidentally was the number of baby carrots i ate!
its like the damn baby carrots were taking turns exiting my body!
why couldnt they just gather near the exit and get the hell out at the same time!
that'd be way convenient!

"bunny luv" my ass!

LAST TIME I EVER EAT HEALTHY AGAIN!

the breakfast club

 i cant believe i just watched a movie that was released 25 years ago. 5 years before i was even born!

a brilliant movie about 5 kids from different cliques - a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal.

though society may dictate that these 5 people can never be friends, but on one fine saturday, they proved everybody wrong.

comparing a princess with a criminal is like comparing the sky and the seas. they're so far apart and totally different, they're not even in the same category. they're kinda incomparable. and that goes with the other cliques as well. though the athlete and the princess do sort of belong together. and the criminal and the basket case are similar in terms of being outsiders. but that's about it.

the premise of the movie is that even though they are so different, deep deep down, they're more or less the same.
they discover that they've all been through the same shit as everybody else have.
same daddy issues
they've all been ignored
been objectified
money problems
peer pressure? u bet.

so let us not be so quick to judge one another. we're pretty much the same, folks.
we're all screwed one way or another.
its just a matter of how good we are at hiding it.

guess which one's the brain, the athlete, the princess, the basket case and the criminal.

so where do i fit in with these 5 groups?
i'm definitely not an athlete.
not so much of a criminal.
sure as hell not a princess.
a basket case? well..maybe a little bit
a brain? most definitely. if i do say so myself. =P


how about u?

bersyukur.

sometimes, when u want something so bad, u know deep deep down that u're not gonna get it
cuz u've seen other ppl want that same thing just as bad as u do
but they didnt get it
so u dont dare get ur hopes up
but u wish quietly in ur head and in ur heart that u do get it

and so u pray
for that one thing that u want

and guess what?

CONGRATULATIONS! 
U'VE GOT IT!! =D

though at times u may feel that u dont deserve it
fret not
God is generous (Tuhan Maha Pemurah)
it's all part of His brilliant plan

and so i am very thankful that i got it

and i'll do my very best to  make sure that i stay true to my intentions
and not to fall to temptations.
insyaAllah.


oh yea, what is "it", u might ask?
ask me personally, and maybe..maybe, i'll tell u =P

Aidilfitri 2010

 
another raya has come and gone...

kepala hotak kau! RAYA SEBULAN KOT!

but still, the BESTERESTEST part of raya has passed. 
if u dont know what im talking bout:
malam sebelum raya and pagi raya di kampung. =D

bertakbir di malam raya, bermaaf-maafan dan bersalam-salaman di pagi raya

these 2 things are what makes raya "RAYA". what sets raya apart from other holidays
i've said it before and i'll say it again,

"even the worst of Rayas is still the best of days"

now lets talk about RAYA 2010!

as usual, i had a freaking-blast-chaotic-out-of-my-freaking-mind-helluva time! to say the least. hahah XD
not ur typical raya, cuz, well, we're not ur typical family
and thats the way we like it! =D

and now, aku nak cito dlm bm plak. sbb nak mencarut cito sonang. hahahah

tahun ni, raya kurang meriah sket.
sbb x byk family yg raya 1st day kat sini..n pakngah plak telah kembali ke rahmatullah awal tahun ni..pastu ucu still keje kat tgh2 pelantar minyak kat tgh laut kat entah mane. kesian nenek aku, sedih die.  =/

tp kite kene pikir positive! and look at the bright side!
tahun ni kitorg beraya di rumah yg baru

*side note - rumah kampung aku dah renovate. kampung kau, bile lg? =P serious lawa. kalah rumah aku dowh. damn

andddd tahun ni ade benda alah baru kat living room tgh.

KAROEKE!!!!

natang karoke ini ditaja oleh Pensonic.

bughuk gile perangai org2 umah ni..sepatotnye malam raya bertakbir beramai2..ni tidak, sume dok melekat depan tv melalak lagu2 siti, jamal and uji rashid (3 cd ni je yg ada...x pening kepala hotak ko 3 hari pusing2 dgr lagu same je..dah laa suara masing2 mcm harem..adoyai)

masa kitorg sembahyang raya kat surau, kecoh kot org kampung dgr kitorg karoke..haha mencapup x mencapup puak hajah Alimah ni.? lol XD

since x ramai family yg balik kampung 1st day tahun ni, so makanan pon xde ahh segampang banyak mcm tahun lepas..hahaha tp makanan2 wajib seperti ketupat, palas, lepat, rendang ayam dan daging ada! yeayyy =DDDDD

tuuu dia org kuat di dapur!

 

 

si kenit2 pon nak tolong gak. tolong menyemak. hahah

 

n tahun ni kitorg bwat dodol!

dan aku telahpon sudah menjadi seorg PMD (Pakar Membuat Dodol)!!

..ok tipu je, xde ahh pakar..tp tau ahh gak camne nak bwat
..ok tipu lg, x gheti pon nk bwat, xtau ape benda alah ingredients die pon, tp aku dok gaul benda alah tu sehari suntuk kot!
..again, tipu je..aku gaul benda alah tu due tiga kali pastu bosan gi tgk org karoke...
ok ni x tipu, aku bwat2 tolong kacau dodol tu semate2 nak amek gamba supaya bole bitau org yg aku pernah bwat dodol. agagagagagagagga XD

ni dia hasil "pertolongan" ku..hahahah

tp yg penting, dodol yg dibwat tu SEDAP! hasil tangan ku SEORG! ngeeeeeeeeeeee

lepas "penat" kacau dodol, aku pon join melalak pastu membutaaaa
dan bangun agak awal utk mandi sunat(yess aku ingat utk mandi sunat tahun ni! tahun lepas terlupa daa) n solat subuh..
pakai baju baru (baru pada tahun 2008) dan bergerak ke surau utk solat sunat aidilfitri..upacara bermaaf-maafan dipindahkan ke selepas solat aidilifitri supaya kaum2 camwhores dpt lebih masa utk bwat keje x senonoh mereka.

selesai sudah kaum hawa pasang mekap 2 inci tebal, maka bermulalah upacara bermaaf-maafan di living room baru! hahaha XD

 ko reti ckp ke x reti ckp, ko still kene mintak maaf! haha

lepas tu dpt duit rayaaaa! yesss aku dpt duit raya! siap dpt bonus drpd nenek lg sbb tlg cat umah dulu! wohoooo XD

 berkojar nak amik duit ghaya! haha =D

yg tuo pon samo yoooo.hahaha

lepas tu, ape lg, camwhore laa segala anak, menantu, cucu Hajah Alimah
first amek gambar ramai2, then amek gamba company masing, pastu turn cucu2..bermula dgn saiz XS (baru lahir sampai darjah 3), pastu saiz S(darjah 3 sampai menengah rendah), pastu saiz M(menengah atas), saiz L (cucu yg dah abis sekolah)..yesss 1st time aku tergolong dlm saiz L, selama hidup aku, aku asik pakai saiz S...zzzz
pastu golongan saiz XL (yg dah kawen beranak pinak segala) punye turn plak nk bergambo..punye creative laa diorg nak amek gambo lebih tahun ni, diorg pecahkan lg category diorg jd geng adik beradik perempuan, kaum2 ibu, menantu2, anak2 kandung..hahahaha

 hahaha adegan sketsa sikettt

menantus..haha

 joyah2 sekalian. XD ko tgk mak sape yg semangat bukan main tu! ahahah

lepas tu, aktiviti seterusnya x lain dan x bukan - karoke
ada baraan dtg ke ada tetamu dtg ke, ribut petir tsunami bagai ke sume x kesah. karoke tetap ON!
pantang btol org melayu tgk karoke. hahahaha
yg x tahan nye, sampai kul 2 pagi karoke, tp golongan XL plak yg melalak n conquer karoke..ahahah

aku ni yg masih kepenatan sbb bwat dodol semlm pon tido awal dgn amannye di hall yg sebelah sambil "didodoikan" oleh lagu2 siti, jamal dan uji rashid....lol


and thats my Raya story. =D
cant wait for next year!!!

apeapepon,

SELAMAT HARI RAYA

MAAF ZAHIR BATIN

=D

drastic times calls for drastic measures. 

its gonna be hard, and its gonna hurt. 

but bear in mind, 

its for the best.

static.

they say that change is good
they say that nothing stays the same
everything. changes.

it seems like everything around me is changing
yet, here i am. still standing here.
never moving.
static.

same ol same ol.
*sigh
someone change the damn channel already!

WORLD CUP FEVER!!!!

yes, this post is long overdue
and i have a million other things to say
but screw it!!
all i want to say, scream and shout at the top of my lungs is how happy i am that GERMANY WON OVER ENGLAND!!!

dont get me wrong, i'm a hugeee england fan
i love terry, lampard and everyone from chelsea

but when it comes to national team tournaments

I'M ALL GERMANY, BABY!!!

 =D

a lot of new faces in the german side
heck, theyre the youngest team in the whole tournament!
what they lack in experience, they make up for in pure talent and heart!

minor hiccup when they lost to serbia

but they completely redeemed themselves by thrashing England!

kesian england fans..dah la panas.. kalah plak tu =P

hoping, wishing n praying that GERMANY can go all the way and win the world cup!

but first, a major hurdle awaits
in the likes of - ARGENTINA
dammit

other teams i'm supporting are spain, nederlands and also (argentina.damn)

 

but still, germany ftw! =D

YOUTH '10!

the dates 28 to 30th May will forever be embedded in my memory.

=D

who knew that in those 3 days,

i would have so much fun

laughed so loud

met such wonderful people

made such great friends

and did sooooo many things for the very first time!

i dont know whats gotten into me lately
but i have a sudden need to do something different in my life
just a few weeks ago, i joined the Glee KL Flash Mob
and last week i was part of the 400+ youths volunteering at the annual YouthSay Youth Festival!
and in a couple of weeks, i might be volunteering for the KL Urbanscapes Event thing. haha XD

yea yeaa..people might say stuff like "gile takde keje kau ni" and bla bla blaa
and in response, I would say something like "screw you. thank you very much" or something politer. depends on the current mood n all. =D

anywayyyy

about Youth '10, i'll just tell you the highlights from the 3 days and skip all the minor details.

remember how i mentioned earlier that i did ALOT of things for the 1st time?
well, you wont believe it, but i danced in front of a crowd.
yes, you heard(read) me right.
I. DANCED. IN. FRONT. CROWD.
hahahahahahahah XD
i was part of this flash mob thing to promote Wrigleys.
the flash mob was called Silent Disco
so what we had to do was to dance without music and then pull people onto the dance floor. lol
then the wrigleys people(my group) had like a dance battle with the public
and so the crowd made a circle around the stage and whoever wanted to dance to taunt the other team would go to the middle of the circle.

 something like this la.haha

then one malay girl from our team was pushed to center of the circle and didnt know what to do
she just stood there moving from side to side for like 10 seconds
then suddenly somebody pushed ME to the center!
impulsively, i did what Beyonce' would do! XD

check out this vid(link). what i did on the dance floor looked something like this
from the 18th to 20th second! ahahahah

i did that for like 2 seconds next to the malay girl then ran back to join the crowd! hahaha
i know...2 seconds je. but still! BIGGGG moment for me!! haha
i heard the crowd cheer while i was so called "dancing". so that must've been a good sign! ahahahaha XD

the next day

i had to do some public speaking in front of the camera for 5 minutes!

my topic was "traffic offenders are killers - yes or no"

easy topic right? but when the camera was rolling and i was holding the mic in my hands, i could only speak properly for ONE (1) minute.

then the mind went blank and i mumbled something incoherent for another minute before i remembered to stop myself and say "thank you. thats all from me"

i'm not a really good public speaker. actually i suck at it.

but still, i try to talk in front of a crowd. and fail miserably of course.

clearly, Journalism is not for me.

during the 3 days, I was in the clients team. and our objective was to make sure the clients(exhibitors and sponsors) were happy by being the middle man between them and the organizers. we had to make sure that there were ppl visiting their booths and inform the visitors of their products/competitions and stuff. basically, we were promoters laa.

 promoting the Extra Chewing Gum Photography Competition

but on saturday, i had a task of handling Adibah Noor! =D
she and Yuna are Libresse(brand pad pempuan) are the brand ambassadors. so they came to sing and have a meet-the-fans session at the Libresse booth.
i was in charged of escorting Adibah Noor from the hotel to the stage. make sure the music equipment is ready. from the stage to the booth. control the crowd. from the booth to the hotel.
like a stage manager la. sounds easy ayy?
not with hundreds of people around you at any one time!!!
it was hectic, it was stressful. but because i did it with a team of great friends.
it was FUN! =D

 serious peramah gile makcik ni! 

we did such a good job, we were told to do it again the next day - with Yuna! huhu

 hodoh gile aku dlm gamba ni..haha

btw, Adibah Noor is a very good performer and an even better human being!
she may not have as many fans as Yuna, but DAMN! she can sing! huhu

Sunday night. the last event before the curtain closes was a rave party!!
DJ lapsap was in the house and he brought his infectious music along with him!
i found myself dancing with my friends in the middle of the crowd
but that lasted for like 5 minutes until i didnt know what i was doing and sat at the outskirts and hung out with the rest of the non-partiers. hahah

but of course, not everything was sunshine and daisies...
one major side-effect of working(volunteering) at this event was that my feet is so permanently damaged, it may never be the same again. balik rumah je, terus mintak my mom tolong urutkan! seriously, my feet were hurting like hell. ye ahh, worked for 14 grueling hours kot! (8.30am - 10.30pm)

and of course that minor incident on saturday night where i almost got mugged  and stabbed and whatnot. hahahaha. (read post below for full story)

I think our team - the CLIENTS team - was the best team among the various volunteer teams (security, registration, welcoming, discovery, music, sports).
during those 3 days, we actually bonded and gotten to know each other and laughed the whole time.
*today, there was actually a reunion for our team. but unfortunately, i couldnt come cuz i had to go to a friend's sis' wedding.

dammit, we even had our very own cheer! which sounded like this

"who give susu?

we give susu!

from up and down

and all the way around!"

we have an obsession with susu(milk). dont ask me why. we just do.
XD

we gave 5000 cartons of milk for free in less than 2 hours!

till next year dear volunteers!

hope to meet you guys again next year! =D