i want to be rich
and i want lots of money
i dont care about clever
i dont care about funny

whoever said money can't buy you happiness should have his ass kicked so hard...

dates.

dates

i've always sucked at them

nooooo, not talking bout these wrinkly fruit(?) that we eat every time we break fast..

n neither am i talking bout those boy-meets-girl-boy-asks-her-out-and-belanja's-her dates

well, actually that skill has yet to be utilized and explored

but i doubt its any good really

cuz i'll probably make an un-funny joke, laugh alone, n get food stuck between my ugly teeth




well enough about me being pathetic....

anywho, i suck at remembering anything that concerns dates

and by dates, i mean tarikh

seriously...
if u ask me to remember ur birthday..
i'd probably forget it as soon as we move on to another conversation..

and its not because i'm intentionally being mean and insensitive and all that other crap that applies to me,

this is me being my ultra-forgetful self...


thank God there's facebook now!
or else i'd probably lose a friend or two...fine, more..

at school, all the kids used to keep track of the big lengthy holidays, to prepare their vacation plans and stuff

me, i dont even know when raya is...
all i know is, lepas puasa, RAYA! =D


heck, i hardly keep track of what the day's date is
always asking out loud what the day's date is to anyone who would hear during exams, when i'm filling the answer sheet



but there is one date i'm sure of
my birthday.. duhhh


1 more thing is i don't keep track on my class schedules
if my housemate wakes me up in the morning, it means that we have class in about 30mins

n i also rely on my other classmates for the venue of the class


damn, i'm completely useless

what can i say, i live in the present! =P

i love you

ohh Chelsea FC!

i love yoou
i do i do i do, ooooooooh~~~


yesterday's match was phenomenal
walaupon chelsea main cam syial sket
dan terry ku x main

tp Chelsea tetap terbaik!!!
and Guus Hiddink, please stay at Chelsea!
we need u!!

tiada kerja

out of the blue, i have a sudden urge to show off my new desktop wallpaper
even i'm pleasantly surprised at my wallpaper...
cuz u see, i didn't know i even had a thing for the heroine on my desktop

obviously, she's hot! it doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure that out...yet she has this innocent look on her..which makes it even more hotter..and sooooooooooooo attractive and appealing

grrr

this is, Alexis Bledel. and believe it or not, she's 28 or 27 if i'm not mistaken!
muke mcm still 21 syiaaaallll...arghh the hotness!

i'll look past the fact that she talks 500 words per second in the show Gilmore Girls....

n oh yea..
i'm freaking addicted to this 1 song i heard when watching a video in youtube!


Jimmy Eat World - The Middle

i am so freaking in love with this song

simply beacause its a happy song
with a happy tune
and an infectious sound to it!

=D

i'm so high about this song (for now) that every time i hear this song, it cheers me up

so if any of u are feeling down and blue

call me up! and i'll (try to) cheer u up by singing this song to u on the phone

i'll probably be off-key, tone-deaf and pitching ke laut

and u'll probably get even more depressed to the extent of suicidal

but hey, u cant blame a guy for trying!

updates.

as u can see, i have modified my layout, blog title and description yet again.

hope u like it. or not. i just wanted to tayang the picture
hoho

last sunday, i went to Genting!
had a gilebabibestnakmaticamsyial time there with my classmates
penat pon gilegampangpenatmcmnaktercabutkaki
miskin plak kepalehotakakufulustakluluslangsung

will post the whole Genting story anytime soon

but this week is exam week

wohooo!

"happy happy joy joy"

pftt



dammit i've been such a lazy ass ever since semester 3 ended
and i've been scoring poorly at quizzes and exams

gotta get my groove back!
=D

study mode - ON.

a matter of time

all that stands will fall and rust
all that lives will turn to dust
all that is done will be undone

and all that begins
will have its end
its only a matter of time

ibu oh ibu

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY MOM!!

this year, she's 17
juz like last year
and the year before
=P

Norsiah Ahmad dgn anak no. 1 nye





u are my heroine
my driving force
my inspiration
my everything
i love you to bits and pieces,
and i don't think that that's enough

now even though ibu tgh sakit gigi
(padan muka, kutuk org gigi palsu lg..ahahah)
i'm still gonna buy u ur fav donuts
lalalala =P


my very own Supermom at work

a tale of love and destiny

a tale of love and destiny, in it's most honest and beautiful and cliche'-less form

that's what the latest multi-oscar winning movie is about
and it deserved all 8 of the oscars that it won a month ago
maybe it should have won more, hmm

Slumdog Millionaire is a great movie
11 out of 10 stars! and i'm nowhere near exxagerating
if you have'nt watched the movie, do it now!
if you don't have the dvd/cd or whatever
come to sepang/putrajaya and i'll be glad to share it with you!
i've never been so "giving" / "pemurah" in life, so this is the opportune moment!

i'm not going to spill the beans about the movie
but damn it! this movie is a masterpiece!
without a doubt, a work of art!
one to be remembered forever and studied by aspiring film-makers

at 1 point during the movie, i had goosebumps
seriously. that was how engrossed i was in the movie
who knew watching "who wants to be a millionaire" could be so exciting

after watching Slumdog Millionaire, you become really grateful for all that you've got in life
when you compare them to the 4 and 5-year olds living in the slums
fatherless and motherless and homeless
doing all they can to survive
and at the same time, searching for a lost love
damn it, i'm getting emotional

just watch the damn movie!

XD

the seven luckiest characters on tv

okay... u caught me.
i was bored
and i was reading through yahoo!'s tv blog and came across something funny
and thought that it'd be very nice of me to share it with all of u guys
pftt

i copied this stuff straight from yahoo!'s tv blog
so i don't own any copyright shit or anything
and i dont even know if that applies here anyway
so if you wanna sue me, umm... DON'T.?
hehe

anywho
here are the 7 luckiest characters on tv
for a variety of reasons
u may or may not know these ppl
heck, i only know 5 of them
but i only watch 3 of the tv shows mentioned

sooo just shut up and enjoy! =D

in no apparent order:

1. dwight schrute (the office)

Despite his inability to act like a normal human being, he somehow is still the top Dunder-Mifflin salesman. Strange enough, and through his irreverent behavior should have gotten him fired a multitude of times, he still has a job and seems to shine brighter after every foible. Not to mention the fact that he once killed Angela's cat and she kept sleeping with him for awhile longer.

2. jack bauer (24)

He's had seven really lousy days, and been nearly dead so many times that we've lost count. Not to mention the fact that he's always wanted by someone, or in proximity of bombs, nuclear explosions and assassination attempts. By this point it is not only a miracle that he is still alive, but also quite impressive that he isn't rotting away in a jail cell somewhere.

3. phil keoghan ( host - the amazing race)

He's got pretty much the best gig ever as host of this globetrotting series. He's not stuck for two months in a sweltering local like Jeff Probst(survivor host); instead, he gets to see various sites and his only difficult task is being able to count as people reach his little mat and then do his patented eyebrow raise. Simple! Not to mention that all he has to do is strip-down to his boxer-briefs to send his fans swooning.

4. lily and marshall ( how i met your mother)

One of the few couples in a good relationship on television. They both have their share of quirks (and annoying friends), but they are truly blessed to have found the person who can deal with all of their idiosyncrasies. It's not often you find someone who you can stand for as long as they've been together, and have that someone still be willing to meet you at the airport with a keg of beer and a marching band.

5. meredith grey (grey's anatomy)

How Meredith has made it this far in her residency being all pouty and petulant without someone at least trying to stab her in the head with a scalpel is a mystery to us. She is one of the most annoying people on TV and yet, she has a sweet house, no rent, has friends who always seem to have booze available and a truly handsome boyfriend. How does this greasy haired whiner who isn't even that pretty keep getting hot guys? It makes no sense at all. She's either got a closet full of four leaf clovers, or she sold her soul to the devil.

6. melissa rycroft (the bachelor & dancing with the stars)

This reality show starlet went from getting dumped on national TV to coming out smelling like a rose on "Dancing With the Stars", all within the span of a week. After her very public breakup with Jason on "The Bachelor", she snagged an available spot (thanks to Nancy O'Dell's sudden injury... coincidence?) and earned some of the highest scores on the "DWtS" premiere. Plus, she doesn't have to date that idiot Jason, which is a true prize. And she's got the added bonus of not being the next forgotten Bachelorette. It's a win-win.

*added..plus, she's hot as hell! XD
7. matt saracen (friday night lights)

ahh malas ahh aku nk cite psl die. ko bukannye kenal pon =P

cerita dongeng

once upon a time
in a sleepy town called Vistaville
there lived a boy named jack

he lived in a gingerbread house with 6 other people;
besi, amirul, indie, zack, naruto and cotaiti

all 7 of them studied gardening at hogwarts
each of them have different personalities, behaviours, attitudes and skills

besi is an aspiring shuffler
naruto is the creator of redtube
zack was voted husband of the year in People Magazine in 1967
indie is the supposedly 6th member of the popular KAMI group
cotatiti...well, he likes to play with himself
jack is particularly skillful in the art of making silverware and cooking utensils
amirul, too is skillful in making silverware and also, he sells mentos part-time.



to make a spoon, fork or knife, one important tool is required - the furnace
although every member of the gingerbread house paid equally for the services of the furnace, jack took the liberty of controlling the furnace and elected himself as the sole operator of the furnace
he uses the furnace non-stop, creating spoons only for himself, while limiting the usage of furnace for the other members of the household
any visitors of the gingerbread house wanting to use the furnace is limited to making only a tiny miniscule fork salad or stare as the "great master Jack" makes
while jack creates spoon after spoon and large woks and gigantic "senduks"

naturally, the other gingerbread men are unhappy and frustrated with jack's unfair behaviour
but they kept quiet and let it slide - or try to let it slide - seeing how jack is their friend

but patience does has its limits

unfortunately, jack has another huge flaw
one that could ultimately push the other gingerbread men's patience right down the edge of the cliff
jack is a boastful person and he loves to show off - to the extreme
much to the great annoyance of the other gingerbread men

being fond of toys such as light bulbs, jack becomes a collector of them
and every new piece of collection will be announced to the other 6 again and again and again and again

one day, jack returned home with a brand new German light bulb
as he was making his 4th announcement of the new bulb
the other 6 gingerbread attacked him
biting, scratching, scarring, kicking and eating jack
until all that was left of jack was a jelly bean button.

the end.

all characters and events in this story are fictional
facts stated in this story are questionable or not-even-remotely true
and any similarities between this story and real-life is purely intentional. =P
may we all learn a thing or two from this story