to be Peter Pan

9gag

2012-02-08T09:47:00.000-08:00

9gag.

We all know 9gag is THE best place to tickle your funny bone. Who knew simple pictures could make you laugh out loud or provoke your thoughts or stimulate your senses and so on?

But you can also learn a lot from 9gag. Not necessarily the latest memes or the sexist jokes. You can hear/read inspiring true stories that will just leave you awe-inspired.

Apart from the obviously funny pictures, I LOVE to read the comments below. Cuz people of all races, backgrounds and cultures comment on every single post! It's a freaking melting pot!

Check out the 9gag posts below!

From 9gag post: LINK

the comments. and I have to say I agree with this guy. He's got a good point. Having no intellectual thoughts about one's religion is simply following blindly, and is therefore, quite meaningless. But that's my opinion. We all have our own, and we are entitled to it.

9gag post LINK

This one will have you crying your eyes out. :'D

Sweet Tooth

2012-01-30T08:47:00.000-08:00

Chocolate Cheesecake. courtesy of Najwa

Biskut Zaman Sekolah Rendah

judgy hypocrites

2012-01-29T08:03:00.000-08:00

aku nyirap betol dgn org yg post status2 or ape2 laa on facebook yang BAJET BAIK
status2 umpama Islamic/keagamaan tp ayat yg digunakan dgn menyindir kaw kaw

ye, aku tahu. kita sesama Islam hendaklah saling mengingati antara satu sama lain
tapi, perlulah kite berdakwah secara berhikmah
bukan berdakwah dengan memburukkan satu-satu pihak itu di samping mengangkatkan darjat kita sendiri di khalayak ramai

adakah kau bagus sangat sampai kau ada hak untuk menjatuhkan air muka org lain?
bagus sangat sampai kau membenci satu-satu org itu dan mengaibkan beliau tanpa usul periksa terlebih dahulu?
bagus sangat sampai kau sendiri tidak sedar yang perbuatan itu juga adalah memfitnah dan fitnah itu adalah seburuk-buruk perbuatan?

Jawapannya, tidak.

Sebab aku kenal kau.
dan aku tahu ape yang kau telah lakukan
dan kau tidaklah sesempurna manusia yang kau hebohkan.

mungkin kau dah berubah
mungkin kau berniat baik
tetapi cara kau perlu diperbaiki

hanya diri kau sendiri dan Tuhan sahajalah yang tahu isi hati kau

tetapi dunia ini bukanlah kau seorang yang diami
dan kata-kata dan perbuatan kau bakal memberi impak terhadap orang lain
dan jasa-jasa mu di dunia, baik mahupun buruk, juga akan dicatit dan dihitung dan ditimbang

maka janganlah engkau beranggapan bahawa kau seorang je lah yang betol, yang alim, yang beragama
selagi ilmu tak cukup di dada, dan perangai tak serupa manusia

POTD6

2012-01-19T07:48:00.000-08:00

A classmate of mine who fell in a war with his eyes = Sleeping
this is my hobby. taking pictures of classmates sleeping in class and posting it on Facebook
ahaha, I'm annoying like that. =P

Thursday, 19th Jan 2012

POYesterD5

2012-01-17T21:52:00.000-08:00

Shisha that I did not smoke. Liked the smell though

Hung out till 3am. O, the joy of being young.

Tuesday, 17th January 2012

POTD4

2012-01-16T01:29:00.000-08:00

Hello 2012 workstation. All vacuumed, tidied and wiped clean.

Monday, 16th January, first day of (cancelled) class for the Semester January 2012.

POTD3

2012-01-15T09:00:00.001-08:00

There we were, running in a parking lot basement, being chased by a car.

:D

Sunday, 15th January 2012

Location : 15-65 Jalan Dahlia 1/2, Taman Dahlia, 43900 Sepang, Selangor,
Picture of the Day-m!

POTD2

2012-01-14T07:36:00.000-08:00

Today's POTD comes from the movie 50/50
Watched on Saturday, 14th January 2012

Best line: "I look like Voldemort."

The Government Misconception

2012-01-13T10:34:00.000-08:00

"I think we have gone through a period when too many children and people have been given to understand "I have a problem, it is the Government's job to cope with it!" or "I have a problem, I will go and get a grant to cope with it!" "I am homeless, the Government must house me!" and so they are casting their problems on society and who is society? There is no such thing! There are individual men and women and there are families and no government can do anything except through people and people look to themselves first. It is our duty to look after ourselves and then also to help look after our neighbour and life is a reciprocal business and people have got the entitlements too much in mind without the obligations."

-Margaret Thatcher

September 1987.

True.

The government does not exist to serve you, to feed you, to house you.
You yourself are responsible for your well-being.
Understand this before you cast your ballot in the next General Election.

POTD = Picture of the Day

2012-01-13T08:30:00.000-08:00

Since I hardly ever update my blog nowadays, I think I'm gonna upload a picture here everyday.
I dont know what got over me or what influenced me, the thought just came to my head and I embraced it. echehh

Maybe its so that I can look back one day, 5 or 10 years from now and see what is it that I've done, created, achieved, enjoyed and experienced.

Though let's not call it a diary cuz that just sounds lame. a journal, perhaps? haha

The object in the picture can be anything and everything, as long as it was taken in that day itself.

To start things off,

Friday, the 13th (of January)

I'm probably being too ambitious by thinking that I can upload every single day but what the heck. I'll try my best not to break this promise. haha

FRIENDS

2011-12-21T09:36:00.000-08:00

"Good friends are really hard to find

They gotta be there for you, even when you're wrong.

But at the same time, they cant just tell you what you wanna hear.

They've also gotta be willing to tell you what you need to hear."

Here I have the quote from a newfound favorite tv show of mine - Happy Endings
Really hilarious tv show! Just like the timeless Friends. =D

I just wanna say that I appreciate having u all in my life. and that I miss u guys dearly
weii kenapa aku emosional ni!?!? XD

By the way,
I seriously think we should get another guy in our group. biar balance sket. Asik aku and sudu je.
hahaha

do-gooder

2011-12-08T23:36:00.000-08:00

If you want to do good
Do it

But,
do it sincerely
do it silently
do it wholeheartedly

and God willing, you will be rewarded
in leaps and bounds
beyond what you can imagine

like whoa

2011-12-03T03:22:00.000-08:00

You look at me and call me oppressed,

Simply because of the way I'm dressed,

You know me not for what's inside,

You judge the clothing I wear with pride,

My body is not for your eyes to hold,

You must speak to my mind, not my feminine mould,

I'm an individual, I'm no mans slave,

It's Allah's pleasure that I only crave,

I have a voice so I will be heard,

For in my heart I carry His word,

"O ye women, wrap close your cloak, so you won't be bothered by ignorant folk",

Man doesn't tell me to dress this way,

It's a law from God that I obey,

Oppressed is something I'm truly NOT,

For liberation is what I've got,

It was given to me many years ago,

With the right to prosper, the right to grow,

I can climb mountains or cross the seas,

Expand my mind in all degrees,

For God Himself gave us LIB-ER-TY,

When He sent Islãm,

To You and Me!

i read this in a youtube video's description and thought that I had to share it.
even though it's mostly about women wearing the hijab and covering theirselves
its a pretty powerful piece, in my opinion.

the said youtube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV5HEC53HxA&feature=related

The Mask

2011-11-13T20:50:00.000-08:00

the face that you see is a mask

a million and each with a task

a question that u need not ever ask

is when will you see me unmask

Music of the Week

2011-08-15T10:42:00.000-07:00

Certain songs have an effect over me.

and i think this pretty much applies to everyone else

I've just discovered and re-discovered a few songs that I believe are truly madly deeply awesome!

these songs' music and lyrics just creep to the core of me

like chicken soup for the soul

here are the songs that are currently stuck in my playlist. prepare to be shocked! =P

1. Down by Jason Walker

2. Illuminated by Hurts

3. Plug In Baby by Muse

4. Run by Leona Lewis (though Snow Patrol's version is undoubtedly better)

and the 2 shocker songs areeeeeee

5. Wanna be where you are by M2M

6. I Will Come To You by Hanson! XD

Dugaan Solat Terawih

2011-08-03T08:47:00.000-07:00

Salam and good (insert morning/afternoon/evening/night here)

mari bercerita.

tadi aku gi solat terawih kat our brand new neighborhood surau. this surau is literally a stone's throw away. so kalau x pegi, mmg nampak sgt laa syaitong(yg x kena ikat). make aku pon pegi dgn semangat nye

sampai2 surau je, ngantok. hantu betol

anyway, lawan laa the urge to sleep. dah solat terawih sampai rakaat ke 8, mate jd segar sket. ALHAMDULILLAH! make ingat nk sambung laa sampai 20. gigih aku ke saf depan skali, aku dok jarak 3 manusia dr org belakang imam.

Takbiratul ikhram.

BURRPPP!!
(bukan aku laa sengal. org sebelah)

ok xpe, tahan nafas. BURRRPP lagi
kau biar betol..?
dan sambung orchestra burp. ada die sendawa dlm 5-6 kali 1 rakaat.
kalau sendawa keluar angin je xpe weii..tp makk aihhh
aku tau laa kau dah puas makan gulai lemak masak cili api dgn sambal udang td, tp x perlu laa kau nk bg semua org(lagi2 aku) tau dgn bau nye yg setelah masok perut kau dan keluar balik bau mcm harem!

yg best nye bile die burp, pastu aku tahan nafas. pastu bile dah out of breath, terpaksa tarik nafas byk2. AMEKKAU! die reload! mmg full blast aku kena. pening kepala terus di situ. pastu aku rasa aku hypoxia sket sbb tahan nafas byk sgt

and tambah lagi, die byk gile bergerak dlm solat! die asik dok pegang ketiak die, pastu pegang ketayap die, pastu pegang leher die. every 5 seconds die bwat benda sama!!!! mcm tgh make sure ketiak die x basah lg, or ketayap die x kena curi lagi ke ape!

ada at 1 point tu, aku dok kira brape kali die bwat 1 movement tu. nasib baik aku berjaya snap out of it, and focus balik kat solat aku sendiri! haha

aku ni dah laa payah nak khusyuk dgn tahap iman yg x bbrp nak ada di hati ni. pastu tambah lg dgn bom2 sendawa beliau, pastu dgn pergerakan taichee jiran sebelah ni..pastu tambah lagi aku dok tahan kentut sejak habis solat isyak...penat kau tau x nak kemut memanjang! zzzz

anywayyy, lepas 4 rakaat bersebelahan dgn beliau, aku decide nk melarikan diri. gi saf belakang, pastu bile solat, naik depan balik. tp ada 3 org between aku dgn org tu kot.

at last! bole solat dgn aman sampai habis witir! tp aku still dgr bunyi org sendawa dr belah kanan aku. hahaha

gamba ni lawak. hahaha xde kene ngene pon dgn kisah di atas

anggap laa ni sbg pesanan dr penaja! =D

SELAMAT MENYAMBUT BULAN RAMADHAN!

Update on my obsessions

2011-07-21T11:02:00.000-07:00

I forgot to mention that I am a huge gigantic superfan of John Terry.

and my favorite number is 7

and I love anything that has anything to do with these 2 things.

Guide To Gift-Giving!

2011-07-20T21:05:00.000-07:00

sorry for misleading u guys

this post has nothing to do with fatty father xmas.

and the title is incomplete..
the actual title for this post is "the guide to giving gifts to Maliq Fariz"

hehe

anywho, my birthday has come and gone
and i'm still patiently waiting for my presents
i know u guys are having a hard time trying to figure out what i want for ~~christmas~~ my birthday, so, being the helpful friend I am, I've decided to ~~tell u what to give me~~ give u clues as to what i EXPECT this year. =D

here goes, what I GENERALLY LIKE: food, money, clothes(shirts size S, Jeans size 28/29), shoes size UK9.

OBSESSIONS: Emma Watson, Chelsea FC, Star Wars, Harry Potter, travelling!

also accepts but greatly discouraged: watches(original only), books(it better be good), clothes(pick the right size, people!), gadgets(ask me first whether I'll like it or not)

Stuff I wish to get from Oprah: Audi Q7, Alienware laptop, Data Plan for my phone, lifetime supply of ice cream.

Secret Wish List: 1 day with all my family members without arguing, anak buah(abang, sile cepat kawen), 1 day with all my friends all over the globe karoeke-ing(ni dah clue baikk punyaaa!). =D

anndddddd I seriously want this - a Darth Vader bobblehead

SUMPAH COMEL GILE - NAKKK!!!

Like Me!

2011-06-15T22:09:00.000-07:00

hahaha. title bermasalah gile
dan desperate.
dan horny? (siket)
anywayyssss

I've just launched(ecehhh) an offiicial Facebook Page for my online business, The Phone For You!

The Phone For You Official Facebook Page!

(link)

or go to www.facebook.com/thephoneforyou

The Phone For You Official Blog!

(link)

so if u're a friend of mine, or u're a stalker of mine, do "LIKE" the page mentioned above aite!

support our local music industry!

ppffttt

Thank Youssss!

The World is Cruel.

2011-05-28T08:38:00.000-07:00

the other day, I went to Giant Puchong for business(echehh)

went to the food court upstairs to wait for someone(echehh)

there I was, sitting alone at an empty table, waiting...~~(echehh)~~

Sitting at a food court waiting for someone usually makes u buy some food just to pass the time..not for me though, cuz i wasnt hungry(echehh padehal kedekut/jimat =P )

To pass the time, i played around with my phone, surfed the web, walked around the mall a few times, but still. bored as hell. Naturally, i did some people-watching!

and what I saw opened my eyes.

I saw and old woman, probably in her late 50's or early 60's. She wore a green Giant Cleaner tshirt, moving from table to table, picking up all the dirty dishes, clearing all the unfinished food and wiping the tables clean.

What saddened me the most is when she would push the cleaning trolley from table to table, limping as she walked. Each step looked as painful and as uncomfortable as the last...

She did her work quietly but determinedly. U could feel her sincerity in doing her work, despite her age and her health condition..

I could only look at her with sympathy and smile when she looked at me and pray that she leads a better life tomorrow.

And then I had a stray thought.
What if my Mother was the one in her shoes.
Limping from table to table, picking up other people's dirty dishes...

Dont get me wrong, I am in no way looking down at people in that line of work

I just believe that no aged woman/mother should be doing it

I know my mother wont
Because she has her 2 sons and daughter that she can depend on

The World is Cruel....But Thank God I have My Mother Here With Me.

Despicable Me.

2011-05-07T07:10:00.000-07:00

This post has nothing to do with an aspiring villain nor will i talk about small bald little yellow aliens.

far from it, in fact.

this will be my darkest post yet. u have been warned.

*the text is intentionally hidden. highlight the text below to read

have u ever had a thought?

a very dark thought

one that involves someone ~~dropping dead on the spot~~ just ceasing to exist.

out of your hair, forever.

never bothering you again.

....

sigh...

well, i have. and i am not at all proud to say it.

though i may have my reasons for thinking about it, it is still inexcusable and unforgivable that i am having such thoughts.

i am disappointed in myself

and clearly, i am disappointed in you...

no murderous intent within me, neither first degree nor third.

for murder is not in my nature.

but i can't help myself from thinking

what it would be like

the world, without you.

yours truly,

Despicable Me.

Budak2

2011-05-03T04:10:00.000-07:00

A group of kids were playing at a field, and i overheard this

Budak A: wei, ko nak geng dgn aku x?

Budak B: naaaaaak!
Budak A: ok, jom!

hahahaha

oh the good ol' days

gamba nak budak2 omputeh je. hahaha

a letter from a driver

2011-04-17T12:21:00.000-07:00

To the passenger woman sitting at the back of the black Myvi which almost hit my car at Cyberjaya whom i showed my middle finger to yesterday afternoon, I am deeply sorry!

The middle finger was a direct response/impulse reaction that I have towards bad/awful/accident-waiting-to-happen driving.

And my short-term anger was not directed to you, but to the driver of your vehicle, but i should not have shown the finger anyway. That, unfortunately, was my bad.

I wish i could apologize to u in person. Well, actually, I'd rather not. I'd rather text u or email u or something - for fear of getting the repercussions - but anywho, I sincerely and deeply apologize.

Yours truly,

A much better driver.

P/s: this is not sarcasm. i actually did show my middle finger to a makcik(kot) when she looked at my car after her car(driven by someone else, not her) almost hit my car because of clearly dumb and reckless driving(from her driver's part. not mine), and i deeply regretted it and hope to learn to control my anger/temper. especially when driving.

Look Down On Me

2011-03-30T03:31:00.000-07:00

Never have my ego been this badly bruised

Never have my confidence been this badly shattered

This blood boils in anger

This head fuming with hate

2 options lay in front of me

To walk the high road

or the low road

All the nasty and terrible words that were never shy to me, not one left the tip of my tongue

Furious as I was, I was in control.

Calm.

There is no need to step down to your level.

For I am a better person than you are.

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, I will burn bright.

Mark my words, I will be successful

why the hate?

2011-03-20T01:25:00.000-07:00

these days, Facebook is filled - and i mean really FILLED - with pages full of HATE.
whether the hate is aimed towards a specific individual/group/race/religion, u can bet that there's a page on Facebook that can cater for ur every hateful desire

i mean, come on, lets act (or at least try to) like adults here.
if u're unhappy about something, by all means vent
vent ur heart/ass/lungs out
throw a tantrum, if u'd like.
but just do not involve other people.
do not go onto the net and post hateful stuff in forms of videos, comments, edited pictures, facebook pages, and so on.

do u really have to create a page on facebook specifically so that u can gather the troops
get as many supporters as u can
and collectively trash and publicly humiliate that person/group/race/religion
do u feel a sense of satisfaction if u do that???
if u answer "yes", then i guess u are kinda screwed up. but hope's not lost.
everybody can change, though impossible it may seem.

i'm ranting about this because i was reminded of this page
http://www.facebook.com/antipavilionkids
i'm not promoting this page, im just simply pointing out how wrong it is to have such a page
from what i gather, this page was founded with the purpose of ridiculing the kids/teens/people who "hang out" at the entrance of Pavillion but never actually do enter Pavillion to shop and whatnot.
Why, do u ask, do people hang out at the entrance? well i guess its because its the new cool hangout place..kot..entah
anywho, i am not a fan of these kids who hang out there, but do i post hateful stuff on my blog/facebook/myspace(Wahh!tipu je, mane ada lg.XD)?
NOOOO
cuz i dont feel the need to spread the hate
if u dont like something, suck it up, and shut up. orrr you could politely give a word of advice
there is no need to call up all your friends and throw stones at the people who hang out there!
chill sudah. buat bodoh sudah.

its their lives, and they have every right to live their lives as they see fit.
you may not like it, but frankly, you dont have much control of it.
so fret not, and dont give it much thought.

and if u're intention is to "berdakwah", pls. berdakwahlah secara berhikmah. =D

do not let hate consume you. and let revenge drive you.

selamat pagi duniaaaaa

2011-03-03T15:30:00.000-08:00

awal aku bangun harini...
(walaupon sebenarnye sbb sakit perot)

usually aku akan bangun pagi, solat cepat2 pastu sambung tido balik until 45mins before class...

tp, harini aku x tido balik
in fact, aku dah habis mandi and gosok gigi dah pon
status kat fb pon dah tukar
now what...

haha
ape2 pon, aku still berasa bangga sbb bangun pagi. =D

oh and btw, aku mmg suke bangga dgn pencapaian2 aku yg x seberapa ni.
ngeeeeeeeee XD

cutting back

2011-03-02T04:45:00.000-08:00

i still remember my old diploma days...
when i didnt have financial support(allowance) from MARA
and the only source of income i had was pocket money from my parents
a meager RM200 per month for food, clothes, toll, jalan2 and stuff
another RM100 specifically for rent
a fixed RM30/month for topup and a full-tank of fuel/fortnight for my car - BAMbee were covered by the parents

ohh the good 'ol days of being piss-poor..
hahahaha
my budget for food was a maximum of RM10 per day..the goal was RM7.00 per day and more often than not, the goal was achieved! =D
i dont know how i managed to live then, but i do remember treating myself to a new t-shirt almost every month, weekend hangouts with the subang peeps would definitely burn a hole in my pocket
but somehow, i still managed to stay within the budget.
amazing, huh? =DDD

n now that i'm in my degree and luckily and thankfully having financial backing from MARA in a form of allowance every month, i think i'm overspending as hell...
just yesterday, i managed to spend RM20 in a single day on food alone!
RM5 - breakfast - nasi lemak ayam nasi lebih + nasi tambah..sumpah lapar gile at the time..tp still mahal jugak kot considering its only nasi lemak + ayam + nasi..zzzzzzzz
RM1.50 - cendol makan petang..
and the best part - RM15 - dinner - nasi + ikan pari masak assam + banana yoghurt

RM20..during my diploma days, RM20 could last me up to 3 days..haha

i think i've gone complacent in my spending, having too much financial freedom may not necessarily be a good thing..

dont get me wrong, MARA is not my only source of income, i also have gained some money from my business - therefore the financial freedom.

now, i think cutting back would be the best option. today, i didnt eat for breakfast and lunch, only gonna eat during dinner later. and i went for a jog just now. so i kinda feel like dying abit. hahahaha

LAAPAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!

tuuu diaa my dinner! RM5.50 but worth every cent! kenyang gilaaaaa! Alhamdulillah =D

espionage

2011-02-28T20:47:00.000-08:00

wow, its been a long time since i've updated this blog..
sorry peeps, i've been kinda preoccupied with my other blog - http://thephoneforyou.blogspot.com/
=DDDD (sempat promote!) ahaha

anywho, since my class ended an hour early today, and i have assignments to be submitted later today, But I dont feel like doing it....why dont i humor u with a funny story that happened last week..~~~

pada suatu hari~

T'was a cloudy day and the sun was about to set.
I was in my room in my rented house here at Sepang, on my laptop, wasting my youth - as per usual.
My roommate, Din, 3 feet next to me, on his laptop, also wasting his youth - as per usual.
It was about 6.45pm, when i heard someone giving salam "Assalamualaikum" outside.
My roommate and i didnt bother to look outside at the gate, because wasting our youth was a much more important thing to do at the time.
But the calls giving salam still hadn't stop.
"Dah2 laa tu", i thought. "aku tgh main game ni kot!", and i looked outside my window
and to my astonishment, i saw 3 figures dressed in white.

Noooo, bukan Malaikat Maut..ishh

Org tabligh rupanya.. hahahah, berjubah dan berserban putih. XD

the 3 of them were outside the gate of my next-door neighbour, still giving salam, and still no reply from within the house...
and then they moved on to the next house - MY HOUSE.

and i was like "SHIT!". i immediately ducked my head under the window and hid myself from view.
i ~~told~~ whispered Din that there were tabligh ppl at the gate, and he too, hid himself from view whilst peeking outside through the curtain...
the 3 tabligh ppl were now outside my house, giving Salam numerous times. and everytime he gave salam, i replied/whispered "Waalaikumsalam" so as to not let them hear..hahahaha
Din and I were still at the edges of the window, waiting for them to leave when suddenly Aimi(a friend who's temporarily staying at our house) opened the door downstairs, greeted them and met them outside.

Naturally, Din and I cursed under our breaths..haha and i then tip-toed to the lights and fan switch in my room.
then i whispered to Din, "nak tutup lampu x?"
Din replied "kejap.."
-momentary pause-
and then he said "ok skarang!"
and immediately, i switched off the lights and the fan
*sumpah semangat gile time ni, aku tergelak everytime teringat balik..hahahahha
after realizing that we we're so very spy-ish in the switching off of the lights, we laughed - a suppressed laugh though as we didnt want it to be heard by the tabligh ppl..hahaha

while we were preoccupied laughing, little did we know that Aimi was now already in the house, making his way upstairs - to OUR ROOM! while he called "Din"(he knew Din better than he knew me, thats y he called Din instead of me..huhu)

Din and I were still shocked that Aimi was now climbing up the stairs!
we were both frozen for a split-second, and then we snapped out of it!
both of us ran to the toilet(our room was the master bedroom of the house) and hid behind the toilet door.
but we didnt close the door though, cuz that would be gay. hahahah
we could sense that Aimi was in the room looking for Din
fortunately, he didnt check the toilet.
and we were both laughing like hell - again, the suppressed laughter kind..haha

once we knew that Aimi has left the room and is back outside with the tabligh people, Din and I continued stalking at the window. until at long last, the tabligh ppl went to the next house, and we could at last breathe a sigh of relief. ahahahaha

and oh yeah, back to our respective laptops we went - mindlessly wasting our youth. =D

The Phone For You.

2011-02-03T03:02:00.000-08:00

hello to the 15 people that read my blog!

today, i'd like to announce the opening ceremony of my brand new BLOG STORE that gives advice or consultation on which phones that suit you as well as sell brand new and used hand phones!

http://thephoneforyou.blogspot.com/

its not much considering that its A DAY old but i think its going somewhere..(i hope) XD

not a bad day at all.

2011-02-02T08:16:00.000-08:00

today, 02.02.2011 was a pretty darn good day.

at first, i thought that it'd kinda suck a bit cuz i had 2 classes today.
while everyone was already on their CNY break, i had classes to go to

had to wake up early in the morning to go a class called Aviation Legislation.
its a well known fact that any subject that has the word "Legislation/Law" or any other word of similar meaning, would suck.
duhh, who likes lectures about the law, rules and regulations and all that crap? NOBODY (well, other than lawyers, of course)...

but then again, today's class didnt suck that much. and my 3-hour class quickly cut down to 2 hours which was definitely a blessing!

and then, our class rep announced that this afternoon's class was canceled!

OH YEAHH! things were definitely taking a turn for the better!

with nothing to do in the afternoon, the housemates decided to waste our time playing snooker!

played 2 games! was second last in the 1st game. and then was FIRST in the next game.
and i've NEVER WON before!! hahaha
its not that i was exceptionally great at that particular game, but my friends sucked more than they usually do..

after that, went back home (putrajaya). did a couple of chores and after maghrib, went out with the putrajaya peeps - izy and wawa. as usual, had to pick them both up..zzz and as usual, went to alamanda..sumpah xde tempat lain nak pergi kalau dok kat putrajaya dowh..hahahah

for the first time ever! wawa belanja makan! Thanx wawa! ate at Old Town. then met up with dayah, she gave me my belated(gilebabi) bday present! Thanx dayah! then izy paid for the parking (RM1 je, tp still...Thanx izy!) hahahaha

sent the ladies back home, and immediately rushed back out. cuz had to go to bangi to sell off my friend's handphone. i've got RM535 in my pocket right now! ngahahahahahaha

all in all. not a bad day. not a bad day at all. =D

teaser

2011-01-29T04:20:00.000-08:00

ZirafQilam

to be continued... =D

the best advice.

2010-12-31T07:47:00.001-08:00

the best advice i can give to u is:

Ingat. Mati.

RIP Bonnie.

2010-12-29T20:15:00.000-08:00

you were born,
you live your life,
and you return to meet your maker.

though the time span may differ, every living being will go through this process

today, i witnessed life being pulled away from a loved one.
a cat.
my cat.
my Bonnie.

you were always a member of the family. you were loved by all. and will be remembered by all.
a loyal cat. the fattest cat i've ever owned.

RIP Bonnie

2001 - 30 Dec 2010

my big fat orange cat.

i am blessed.

2010-12-29T08:39:00.000-08:00

i am blessed, really.
syukur alhamdulillah.

i am a very blessed person

i am thankful for everything i have,
my family
my friends
my health
my cats
my car
my imperfections
my country winning the AFF Suzuki cup. =D

there's just WAYYYY TOOO MANY THINGS TO BE THANKFUL OF!

too many that i dont think being thankful alone is enough.
i think i need to do more.
i need to start improving. in all aspects
i need to figure out what to do in my life
i need to be a better person.
a better human being.
a better muslim.
just to show how thankful i am.
to show how much i'm blessed

packing

2010-12-24T06:22:00.000-08:00

for i am a jolly good fellow,
for i am a jolly good fellow
for i am going to singaporreeeeeeeee
and nobody can deny!

merry xmas everyone and a happy new year!
pls wish me, my friends, my friend's sister and her friends a safe journey to and fro aite!
=D

*tibe aku rasa lame gile post ni. oh well
i'm going to singapore. and ur not
muahahahahahah =P

aksi memalukan diri 1

2010-10-27T00:28:00.000-07:00

i have this weird thing where i like to give other ppl nicknames

dont get me wrong, its not meant to insult anybody or anything, its just how i remember names

not everybody has a nickname in my head though
i dont know why, but i tend to give nicknames for my lecturers/teachers
but i've NEVER called these nicknames to their faces.
cause that'd be suicide and i'm not the suicidal type.

at school, for instance, my friends and i had a nickname for all our teachers
our biology teacher, Puan Salmah Yamin, we call her "Kak Sally"
our english teacher, Puan Syafini, we call her "Kak Fini"
History teacher, Puan Zamrah - "Kak Z"
haha

lecturers at miat are not immune to my nicknames
my lecturer in electrical systems, Mr. Faizal Shariff, i call him "Tahir". short for faizal tahir, of course
physics lecturer, Mohd Razak Mohd Noor, i call him "Razak Baginda" [Read: Altantuya]

now just 30 minutes ago, my friends and i were looking for our physics lecturer to submit our physics lab report. we didn't know where his office was, so we went in one of the lecturers' office.
the office was pretty much empty except for 3 lecturers grouped together in conversation.

Being the brave, bold and courageous one, i stepped in front of my fellow friends and popped a question to the group of lecturers. "Umm sir, do u know where Mr. Razak Baginda's office is?"

.....................................................

Realization kicked in.

the lecturers were already laughing. so were my friends behind me. crap.

well, they say that "if u cant beat them, JOIN THEM"
so i joined in on the laugh

and one of the lecturers answered that Mr. Razak's office is at the Admin building.
and another lecturer added, "tp Razak Baginda still kat UK"

hahahaha. kwangajo nye lecturer. melawan kau. kantoi ko follow blog dia!

and now i'm praying that my physics lecturer, Mr. Razak MOHD NOOR HEARS NOTHING OF THIS! hahahahah

tahniah, maliq!

baby carrots

2010-10-24T15:00:00.000-07:00

2 days ago i had oily greasy cheesy pasta for supper. mind u, i have my supper at 2am
i had trouble sleeping afterward cuz i dont think my stomach agrees with the oilinessssss at such late hour

so considering what happened that day, yesterday, i tried to do my stomach a favor - by skipping oily greasy cheesy yummy fatty food
and instead, having healthy vitamin-riched vegi goodness - you guessed it! baby carrots

and what do i get in return?

MULTIPLE VISITS TO THE TOILET DUE TO A CASE OF DIARRHEA!

i had to go to the toilet every 20 minutes, then spend another 10 minutes inside the bathroom
oh happy happy joy joy!
crap - pun intended.

i'm not a 100% sure its the baby carrots but no other member of the family has it, so it cant be our dinner. so for now, i'm blaming the carrots!

the carrots looked alright to me, though i'm not sure if there were any fungus or anything foreign on the carrots
i'm not really particular about the appearance of the food. i eat with my mouth, not my eyes. and in the carrots' defence, it tasted ok to me!
and did i mention that the i bought the carrots more than a month ago? not sure if this is a factor...eeeeekkk

anywho, back to the toilet story. it seriously bugs the crap(again, pun intended) out of me that i have to go to the toilet, do my business, wash my business and 30 minutes later, do it all over again
gahhhh

at times like this i wish i had a tv in my toilet. at least it'd distract me from the awful smell! haha

i got so sleepy on the toilet bowl i swear i was tempted to bring my pillow with me during the next visit and just sleep on the toilet bowl and you know, "push" whenever i had to..zzzz

i went to the bathroom no less than 8 freaking times. which coincidentally was the number of baby carrots i ate!
its like the damn baby carrots were taking turns exiting my body!
why couldnt they just gather near the exit and get the hell out at the same time!
that'd be way convenient!

"bunny luv" my ass!

LAST TIME I EVER EAT HEALTHY AGAIN!

the breakfast club

2010-10-24T10:57:00.000-07:00

i cant believe i just watched a movie that was released 25 years ago. 5 years before i was even born!

a brilliant movie about 5 kids from different cliques - a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal.

though society may dictate that these 5 people can never be friends, but on one fine saturday, they proved everybody wrong.

comparing a princess with a criminal is like comparing the sky and the seas. they're so far apart and totally different, they're not even in the same category. they're kinda incomparable. and that goes with the other cliques as well. though the athlete and the princess do sort of belong together. and the criminal and the basket case are similar in terms of being outsiders. but that's about it.

the premise of the movie is that even though they are so different, deep deep down, they're more or less the same.
they discover that they've all been through the same shit as everybody else have.
same daddy issues
they've all been ignored
been objectified
money problems
peer pressure? u bet.

so let us not be so quick to judge one another. we're pretty much the same, folks.
we're all screwed one way or another.
its just a matter of how good we are at hiding it.

guess which one's the brain, the athlete, the princess, the basket case and the criminal.

so where do i fit in with these 5 groups?
i'm definitely not an athlete.
not so much of a criminal.
sure as hell not a princess.
a basket case? well..maybe a little bit
a brain? most definitely. if i do say so myself. =P

how about u?

bersyukur.

2010-09-20T04:15:00.000-07:00

sometimes, when u want something so bad, u know deep deep down that u're not gonna get it
cuz u've seen other ppl want that same thing just as bad as u do
but they didnt get it
so u dont dare get ur hopes up
but u wish quietly in ur head and in ur heart that u do get it

and so u pray
for that one thing that u want

and guess what?

CONGRATULATIONS!
U'VE GOT IT!! =D

though at times u may feel that u dont deserve it
fret not
God is generous (Tuhan Maha Pemurah)
it's all part of His brilliant plan

and so i am very thankful that i got it

and i'll do my very best to make sure that i stay true to my intentions
and not to fall to temptations.
insyaAllah.

oh yea, what is "it", u might ask?
ask me personally, and maybe..maybe, i'll tell u =P

Aidilfitri 2010

2010-09-11T11:44:00.000-07:00

another raya has come and gone...

kepala hotak kau! RAYA SEBULAN KOT!

but still, the BESTERESTEST part of raya has passed.
if u dont know what im talking bout:
malam sebelum raya and pagi raya di kampung. =D

bertakbir di malam raya, bermaaf-maafan dan bersalam-salaman di pagi raya

these 2 things are what makes raya "RAYA". what sets raya apart from other holidays
i've said it before and i'll say it again,

"even the worst of Rayas is still the best of days"

now lets talk about RAYA 2010!

as usual, i had a freaking-blast-chaotic-out-of-my-freaking-mind-helluva time! to say the least. hahah XD
not ur typical raya, cuz, well, we're not ur typical family
and thats the way we like it! =D

and now, aku nak cito dlm bm plak. sbb nak ~~mencarut~~ cito sonang. hahahah

tahun ni, raya kurang meriah sket.
sbb x byk family yg raya 1st day kat sini..n pakngah plak telah kembali ke rahmatullah awal tahun ni..pastu ucu still keje kat tgh2 pelantar minyak kat tgh laut kat entah mane. kesian nenek aku, sedih die. =/

tp kite kene pikir positive! and look at the bright side!
tahun ni kitorg beraya di rumah yg baru

*side note - rumah kampung aku dah renovate. kampung kau, bile lg? =P serious lawa. kalah rumah aku dowh. damn

andddd tahun ni ade benda alah baru kat living room tgh.

KAROEKE!!!!

natang karoke ini ditaja oleh Pensonic.

bughuk gile perangai org2 umah ni..sepatotnye malam raya bertakbir beramai2..ni tidak, sume dok melekat depan tv melalak lagu2 siti, jamal and uji rashid (3 cd ni je yg ada...x pening kepala hotak ko 3 hari pusing2 dgr lagu same je..dah laa suara masing2 mcm harem..adoyai)

masa kitorg sembahyang raya kat surau, kecoh kot org kampung dgr kitorg karoke..haha mencapup x mencapup puak hajah Alimah ni.? lol XD

since x ramai family yg balik kampung 1st day tahun ni, so makanan pon xde ahh segampang banyak mcm tahun lepas..hahaha tp makanan2 wajib seperti ketupat, palas, lepat, rendang ayam dan daging ada! yeayyy =DDDDD

tuuu dia org kuat di dapur!

si kenit2 pon nak tolong gak. tolong menyemak. hahah

n tahun ni kitorg bwat dodol!

dan aku telahpon sudah menjadi seorg PMD (Pakar Membuat Dodol)!!

..ok tipu je, xde ahh pakar..tp tau ahh gak camne nak bwat
..ok tipu lg, x gheti pon nk bwat, xtau ape benda alah ingredients die pon, tp aku dok gaul benda alah tu sehari suntuk kot!
..again, tipu je..aku gaul benda alah tu due tiga kali pastu bosan gi tgk org karoke...
ok ni x tipu, aku bwat2 tolong kacau dodol tu semate2 nak amek gamba supaya bole bitau org yg aku pernah bwat dodol. agagagagagagagga XD

ni dia hasil "pertolongan" ku..hahahah

tp yg penting, dodol yg dibwat tu SEDAP! hasil tangan ku SEORG! ngeeeeeeeeeeee

lepas "penat" kacau dodol, aku pon join melalak pastu membutaaaa
dan bangun agak awal utk mandi sunat(yess aku ingat utk mandi sunat tahun ni! tahun lepas terlupa daa) n solat subuh..
pakai baju baru ~~(baru pada tahun 2008)~~ dan bergerak ke surau utk solat sunat aidilfitri..upacara bermaaf-maafan dipindahkan ke selepas solat aidilifitri supaya kaum2 camwhores dpt lebih masa utk bwat keje x senonoh mereka.

selesai sudah kaum hawa pasang mekap 2 inci tebal, maka bermulalah upacara bermaaf-maafan di living room baru! hahaha XD

ko reti ckp ke x reti ckp, ko still kene mintak maaf! haha

lepas tu dpt duit rayaaaa! yesss aku dpt duit raya! siap dpt bonus drpd nenek lg sbb tlg cat umah dulu! wohoooo XD

berkojar nak amik duit ghaya! haha =D

yg tuo pon samo yoooo.hahaha

lepas tu, ape lg, camwhore laa segala anak, menantu, cucu Hajah Alimah
first amek gambar ramai2, then amek gamba company masing, pastu turn cucu2..bermula dgn saiz XS (baru lahir sampai darjah 3), pastu saiz S(darjah 3 sampai menengah rendah), pastu saiz M(menengah atas), saiz L (cucu yg dah abis sekolah)..yesss 1st time aku tergolong dlm saiz L, selama hidup aku, aku asik pakai saiz S...zzzz
pastu golongan saiz XL (yg dah kawen beranak pinak segala) punye turn plak nk bergambo..punye creative laa diorg nak amek gambo lebih tahun ni, diorg pecahkan lg category diorg jd geng adik beradik perempuan, kaum2 ibu, menantu2, anak2 kandung..hahahaha

hahaha adegan sketsa sikettt

menantus..haha

joyah2 sekalian. XD ko tgk mak sape yg semangat bukan main tu! ahahah

lepas tu, aktiviti seterusnya x lain dan x bukan - karoke
ada baraan dtg ke ada tetamu dtg ke, ribut petir tsunami bagai ke sume x kesah. karoke tetap ON!
pantang btol org melayu tgk karoke. hahahaha
yg x tahan nye, sampai kul 2 pagi karoke, tp golongan XL plak yg melalak n conquer karoke..ahahah

aku ni yg masih kepenatan sbb bwat dodol semlm pon tido awal dgn amannye di hall yg sebelah sambil "didodoikan" oleh lagu2 siti, jamal dan uji rashid....lol

and thats my Raya story. =D
cant wait for next year!!!

apeapepon,

SELAMAT HARI RAYA

MAAF ZAHIR BATIN

2010-08-21T02:27:00.001-07:00

drastic times calls for drastic measures.

its gonna be hard, and its gonna hurt.

but bear in mind,

its for the best.

static.

2010-08-03T09:02:00.000-07:00

they say that change is good
they say that nothing stays the same
everything. changes.

it seems like everything around me is changing
yet, here i am. still standing here.
never moving.
static.

same ol same ol.
*sigh
someone change the damn channel already!

WORLD CUP FEVER!!!!

2010-06-27T09:58:00.000-07:00

yes, this post is long overdue
and i have a million other things to say
but screw it!!
all i want to say, scream and shout at the top of my lungs is how happy i am that GERMANY WON OVER ENGLAND!!!

dont get me wrong, i'm a hugeee england fan
i love terry, lampard and everyone from chelsea

but when it comes to national team tournaments

I'M ALL GERMANY, BABY!!!

a lot of new faces in the german side
heck, theyre the youngest team in the whole tournament!
what they lack in experience, they make up for in pure talent and heart!

minor hiccup when they lost to serbia

but they completely redeemed themselves by thrashing England!

kesian england fans..dah la panas.. kalah plak tu =P

hoping, wishing n praying that GERMANY can go all the way and win the world cup!

but first, a major hurdle awaits
in the likes of - ARGENTINA
dammit

other teams i'm supporting are spain, nederlands and also (argentina.damn)

but still, germany ftw! =D

YOUTH '10!

2010-06-06T09:23:00.000-07:00

the dates 28 to 30th May will forever be embedded in my memory.

who knew that in those 3 days,

i would have so much fun

laughed so loud

met such wonderful people

made such great friends

and did sooooo many things for the very first time!

i dont know whats gotten into me lately
but i have a sudden need to do something different in my life
just a few weeks ago, i joined the Glee KL Flash Mob
and last week i was part of the 400+ youths volunteering at the annual YouthSay Youth Festival!
and in a couple of weeks, i might be volunteering for the KL Urbanscapes Event thing. haha XD

yea yeaa..people might say stuff like "gile takde keje kau ni" and bla bla blaa
and in response, I would say something like "screw you. thank you very much" or something politer. depends on the current mood n all. =D

anywayyyy

about Youth '10, i'll just tell you the highlights from the 3 days and skip all the minor details.

remember how i mentioned earlier that i did ALOT of things for the 1st time?
well, you wont believe it, but i danced in front of a crowd.
yes, you heard(read) me right.
I. DANCED. IN. FRONT. CROWD.
hahahahahahahah XD
i was part of this flash mob thing to promote Wrigleys.
the flash mob was called Silent Disco
so what we had to do was to dance without music and then pull people onto the dance floor. lol
then the wrigleys people(my group) had like a dance battle with the public
and so the crowd made a circle around the stage and whoever wanted to dance to taunt the other team would go to the middle of the circle.

something like this la.haha

then one malay girl from our team was pushed to center of the circle and didnt know what to do
she just stood there moving from side to side for like 10 seconds
then suddenly somebody pushed ME to the center!
impulsively, i did what Beyonce' would do! XD

check out this vid(link). what i did on the dance floor looked something like this
from the 18th to 20th second! ahahahah

i did that for like 2 seconds next to the malay girl then ran back to join the crowd! hahaha
i know...2 seconds je. but still! BIGGGG moment for me!! haha
i heard the crowd cheer while i was so called "dancing". so that must've been a good sign! ahahahaha XD

the next day

i had to do some public speaking in front of the camera for 5 minutes!

my topic was "traffic offenders are killers - yes or no"

easy topic right? but when the camera was rolling and i was holding the mic in my hands, i could only speak properly for ONE (1) minute.

then the mind went blank and i mumbled something incoherent for another minute before i remembered to stop myself and say "thank you. thats all from me"

i'm not a really good public speaker. actually i suck at it.

but still, i try to talk in front of a crowd. and fail miserably of course.

clearly, Journalism is not for me.

during the 3 days, I was in the clients team. and our objective was to make sure the clients(exhibitors and sponsors) were happy by being the middle man between them and the organizers. we had to make sure that there were ppl visiting their booths and inform the visitors of their products/competitions and stuff. basically, we were promoters laa.

promoting the Extra Chewing Gum Photography Competition

but on saturday, i had a task of handling Adibah Noor! =D
she and Yuna are Libresse(brand pad pempuan) are the brand ambassadors. so they came to sing and have a meet-the-fans session at the Libresse booth.
i was in charged of escorting Adibah Noor from the hotel to the stage. make sure the music equipment is ready. from the stage to the booth. control the crowd. from the booth to the hotel.
like a stage manager la. sounds easy ayy?
not with hundreds of people around you at any one time!!!
it was hectic, it was stressful. but because i did it with a team of great friends.
it was FUN! =D

serious peramah gile makcik ni!

we did such a good job, we were told to do it again the next day - with Yuna! huhu

hodoh gile aku dlm gamba ni..haha

btw, Adibah Noor is a very good performer and an even better human being!
she may not have as many fans as Yuna, but DAMN! she can sing! huhu

Sunday night. the last event before the curtain closes was a rave party!!
DJ lapsap was in the house and he brought his infectious music along with him!
i found myself dancing with my friends in the middle of the crowd
but that lasted for like 5 minutes until i didnt know what i was doing and sat at the outskirts and hung out with the rest of the non-partiers. hahah

but of course, not everything was sunshine and daisies...
one major side-effect of working(volunteering) at this event was that my feet is so permanently damaged, it may never be the same again. balik rumah je, terus mintak my mom tolong urutkan! seriously, my feet were hurting like hell. ye ahh, worked for 14 grueling hours kot! (8.30am - 10.30pm)

and of course that minor incident on saturday night where i almost got mugged ~~and stabbed and whatnot~~. hahahaha. (read post below for full story)

I think our team - the CLIENTS team - was the best team among the various volunteer teams (security, registration, welcoming, discovery, music, sports).
during those 3 days, we actually bonded and gotten to know each other and laughed the whole time.
*today, there was actually a reunion for our team. but unfortunately, i couldnt come cuz i had to go to a friend's sis' wedding.

dammit, we even had our very own cheer! which sounded like this

"who give susu?

we give susu!

from up and down

and all the way around!"

we have an obsession with susu(milk). dont ask me why. we just do.
XD

we gave 5000 cartons of milk for free in less than 2 hours!

till next year dear volunteers!

hope to meet you guys again next year! =D

a traumatic experience

2010-05-29T10:46:00.000-07:00

people who are familiar with me should know that i am not one easily frightened or spooked or shocked

i dont go running kicking n screaming everytime i see a cockroach
certain things that ppl find scary, i find it amusing

so, to say that I was somewhat "traumatized" is seriously saying something dowhh

NOT.KIDDING.

this is gonna be a pretty(when i say pretty, i mean way-so-damn-freaking-gile) long.
You Have Been Warned!

so it all started like this...

9.30pm: just finished working/volunteering at YouthFest '10 at PWTC. i didnt have a ride home, so had to take public transportation (gahhh)..so the plan was to take the Ampang Line LRT from PWTC to Masjid Jamek. then walk from Masjid Jamek to Pasar Seni. its like a 700m walk. i couldve taken the Kelana Jaya Line LRT at Masjid Jamek to Pasar Seni, but that wouldve cost me RM1.20..hahaha u ppl should know what a cheapskate i am.. XD

so i decided to walk to pasar seni..but first, needed to get small change cuz all i have are rm50 and rm10 notes..and sometimes bus drivers give u hard time if u dont pay with small bills....zzzz

so i went to the 7eleven store as soon as i got out of the masjid jamek station. took a piece of bread(bun) yg harga 60cents tu and asked the 7eleven guy out loud whether they had change or not.

now thats where it all (almost) went wrong...

as i opened my wallet to check my money, i noticed the guy queuing in front of me looking at me n checking the contents of my wallet and the 2 bags that i was carrying.

*side note: i was carrying a sling bag and a free woven bag full of free stuff. both bags were quite full.

i was like "wtf?!?! why are you looking at me like that"(i didnt say this out loud laa). but of course i didnt wanna offend him. maybe he was just curious about where i came from n how i got all those stuff (i was wearing the free youthsay volunteer tshirts). so i just ignored him and paid for my 60cent bun with my rm10 note.

i got out of the shop and wanted to go right. but then i noticed that that guy(queuing in front of me) was there and was like hanging around there. i felt even more suspicious. the walkway was kinda dark and there werent alot of ppl around. a perfect setting for a horror/thriller movie.

against my better judgement and ignoring my instincts, i turned right cuz it was the faster way to go to pasar seni).

he saw me, and stopped me 5meters from the 7eleven shop. and the dialog went something like this;

org gila: wei nak mintak tlg pinjam telefon boleh x? aku nak pinjam msg kejap
me: sry dowhh..fon saya xde battery..dah kong dah
org gila: *says something to ask me to show him my hp to make sure its really kong*
maliq: *stupidly-dumbily-brainlessly pulled out his hp (nokia, which really is kong.not expensive Jet)
org gila: *takes the fon from my hands and starts examining the fon, trying to switch it on
maliq: *trying to convince him that the fon really is dead and asking him to return it
org gila: aku ade battery mcm ni. tukar battery ni jap
*insists on replacing my battery with his fon's battery.
KAU ADE PON TELEFON, KIMAKKKK! (well obviously the "i-want-to-borrow-your-fon-cuz-my-fon-is-missing story" is pure and utter crap, which i, unfortunately fell for.
maliq: *had to convince the guy that not all nokia phones use the same battery. wtf dah mcm org jual hp dah. kimak btol

then org gila guy stopped playing dumb and said "wei kalo aku nak samun ko, aku dah amik dah wallet ko, beg ko sume. ko ingat aku x bwk pisau? ko ingat aku xleh pukul ko kat sini?"

maliq: then abang nak ape? nak duit?

org gila: kalau ya, brape byk ko nk bg aku? rm50 bole?

mcm sial. nak negotiate plak. wtf!?!

then i said that i was a student laa, also didnt have money

dont remember what happened then. but i remember how it ended.

my fist connecting with his face!

kidding! duhh..

if we'd fought, i'd definitely lose

and hence, the multiple bruises on my face and body...
OUCH!!!!!!!

again, KIDDING! hahaha

this is how it really ended

i took my phone back from his hands. just like grabbed it and started walking away to the other side of the 7eleven.
while walking, i said "k bang, assalamualaikum". then he started talking again but didnt move yet.
then I said "ASSALAMUALAIKUM" loudly and with a tone of finality that ended our "conversation" and never looked back.

bile ingat balik how it ended, rase mcm Islamic gile cara2 mengelakkan diri anda daripada disamun. hahahah

i went inside a taxi 5meters away and said "pasar seni". the cab driver suggested i just walk there.
but i just went inside the cab explained to the cab driver what happened and locked the door.

heart racing, voice croaking, trembling, 70% to tearing. XD

had to use every ounce of control i had to keep calm

now, the problem with driving from masjid jamek to pasar seni is that you have to take the long way.
in other words, that "long way" cost me RM5!

*side note: i've never been in a taxicab since middle of last year cuz i think cabs overcharge like hell and i am, again, a cheapskate.cabs are for emergency purposes only. and i think this qualifies as an emergency*

just so u're clear. in wanting to save rm1.20 (LRT to pasar seni), i had to buy bread for rm0.60 (to get small change) and rm5 for taxi.
SO NOT WORTH IT!

its ironic, isnt it? how a shiny slimy Predator with sharp metal claws and cool laser guns at his face dont scare me...

..but a half-stoned late-20s' malay guy does.

trauma.trauma

words are awesome

2010-05-24T11:22:00.000-07:00

You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck I do not give.

awesome-est quote ever!

too cool

2010-04-30T03:00:00.000-07:00

i get it

ur a privileged child who comes from a well-off family and so can afford all the starbux coffee u want

and i am just a dirty little beggar who is unworthy of taking a stupid picture drinking a cup of coffee that a friend of mind treated me to

dude,
status isnt everything
money isnt everything

get a hold of urself and pop that gigantic bubblehead of urs
and get back down to earth

u need a big-ass slice of humble pie

loser or not i may be
i may just be a better person than u are

but u wouldnt know, would u?
u're too busy drinking all the expensive drinks and spending allll ur money on things i cant afford

but hey, whatever makes u sleep at night.

cannot forgive

2010-04-25T08:12:00.000-07:00

Born in grief
Raised in hate
Helpless to defy his fate
Let him run
Let him live
But do not forget
What we cannot forgive

better.

2010-04-21T03:10:00.000-07:00

im not talking about my battle with the common cold/flu
but my overall well-being and state of mind

took me quite a long time to get over my drone-like/anti-social phase
but i'm glad i made it through unscathed

the sun seems to shine a little brighter (metaphorically speaking of course, cuz if it'd gotten any hotter, i'd die)
and everyone seemed to stop breathing down my neck

ahhh the power of positive-thinking!
what would i do without you!
=D

well at least i can take 1 good thing from the past month or so of being anti-social
SAVED ME A HECK LOT OF MONEY!

now that i'm all rainbows and sunshine again
expect me to get poorer(financially) by the day!
haha

the mood

2010-03-20T12:14:00.000-07:00

i'm not in a right state of mind, currently
everythings going haywire
everythings a blur

"going through a rough patch" would definitely be an understatement

i havent gone out of the house in like a month
much less my own freaking room

oh how i wish i have my own mini-fridge like in those fancy hotel rooms.

and room service too!

i'm annoyed most of the time
preferring to keep human contact to a minimum

hence the very dusty blog
(and i expect it to remain dusty for quite a while)

but quite unexpectedly, i find solace in working

a workaholic in the making?

perhaps.

and oh yeah, just so you know
this is me being anti-social, btw
gahhhh

sleep disorder

2010-02-15T21:51:00.000-08:00

since i've started my practical, my sleep pattern's been a bitch(cant find any other suitable word..haha)

as u know, i work in 2 shifts:

- the morning shift - 0830 - 1630
- evening shift - 2030 - 0430

and we change shifts every week
this week, morning
next week, evening
the week after that, morning again

last week, i had the evening shift
i had no problem getting used to working at night
mainly because i am very much a "kutu malam", staying up late either to hang out with friends or play computer games or chatting up on ym

so after work, i'd reach home at about 5am
then i'll wait till masok subuh, and then i'll sleep like the log i am
during the wait, i'd probably play computer games or watch a movie on my laptop
and i'd wake up in the late afternoon - 2 to 3pm

now the big fuking problem is, i cant seem to change my sleep pattern back to normal
its been a couple of days now that i sleep after subuh and wake up because its too hot to sleep
and if i do sleep early - yesterday i slept at 10pm cuz i was too freaking tired - i'd wake up after midnight and then i wont be able to sleep till AFTER subuh..

haihhzzz

its bad enough that ppl think i'm lazy as hell sleeping during the day all the time
now, its affecting my social life
i'm sorry i didnt wake up early today to hang out wit u
i just can seem to wake up before noon..

gahhhhh

KEJE!!..btol2

2010-01-27T03:51:00.000-08:00

today was a really really REALLY tiring day for me
i've got blisters on my hands
my legs hurt
my forearms hurt
and i stink - bad
hahaha

but i guess it was a good day
i learned alot today
did some stuff i've never done before
which is - AWESOME! =DDDDDDDDD

you see, before today
we havent done any actual work
we just observed what other ppl do
take a few notes
and walked around the HUGE hangar
staring at the runway infront of us
airplane after airplane landing and taking-off
it gets boring after an hour, trust me
hahahaha

so today, i assisted an LAE (licensed aircraft engineer - what i aspire to be) in performing a routine check of the humongous B747 engines - the Borescope Inspection

this is what the LAE did the whole day. the bloody pervert! haha

this thing costs around RM15,000!!!

i thought of suggesting this(periscope) to him.u know, a cheaper alternative to rm1.5k rite?

and then use it like this. but i didnt, cuz x pasal2 kang kene baling dgn sepana...haha

i dont wanna go into detail bout what i did
cuz u all aint gonna understand any of it even if i told u
sooooo, in short
i did ALOT of work
and was sweating bullets the whole time

anddddd the LAE kept on quizzing me
couldnt answer all of his questions
so tomorrow, i have to come prepared!!
therefore, tonight, i have to study!!!

GAHHHHHHH

and oh yeah,
did i mention that yesterday, i slept at 9.00PM and woke up at 6.20AM ?!?!?!?
and usually i'd be amazed at myself if i could sleep at midnight. haha XD

KEJE

2010-01-23T06:33:00.000-08:00

yessss, i am officially a "WORKING MAN"

hahaha ok fine. not really "working" per se'...
i am doing work and i am coming to the office early in the morning
however, the fact that i aint getting paid a cent doesnt make it count as working, does it?

anddd about calling myself a "man",
although i am qualified physically and "cukup syarat" (haha)
i have a maturity of a 12-year old. go figure

anywho,

i've started my OJT (on-job training) last monday (18 jan 2010)
went to MAS complex A. left the house at 6.50AM!!!
and reached subang around 7.30AM!!
(because we were told we had to arrive there before 8)
HATE driving to Subang - especially during peak times
went to subang using the ELITE highway - cost me rm5.20 ONE-FREAKING WAY!!

so, the 1st day of my OJT, didnt do anything other than sat on a chair in the MAS training theatrette listening to an extremely dull and boring briefing on "SAFETY AND HAZARDS AND THEIR RESPECTIVE LAWS AND CRAP"!!!

naturally, i slept. but couldnt get a proper position on the chairs
so i had a headache the whole day..gahhh

same thing on the 2nd day. BRIEFING. headache. gahhh

3rd day. at MAS subang. BRIEFING. new topic. gahhh

4th day. at MAS KLIA YAWWWWW!!!

unfortunately, still.

BRIEFING!!!!

but i really like it here at klia
no freaking jam.
no expensive food.
no TOLL!
newer hangar.
not crowded.
bigger space.
better environment.
=DDDDDDDD

at first, i was quite reluctant to leave MAS Subang
cuz i didnt know any of the ppl goin to klia
most of the ones i DO know (very few ppl) are staying at subang... =/
(thats wat u get for being a stuck-up unfriendly ass..ahaha)

however, i did manage to make a friend! a couple of friends, in fact!
(yesss, this is a very proud moment for me. tqvm!) =D
most of us are from the same batch. so we had like 5 semesters before this to know each other
but we didnt. haha

when we were told to divide ourselves into groups of 5,
my new-found friends and i even decided to group up.
unfortunately, when the OJT coordinator came, he gave us our new groups
and i got stuck with a guy whom i dont like very much(i have this thing where i hate ppl for no apparent/obvious reason. sorry in advance!)
but i'm willing to look past that and move on. haha

5th day.
another U GUESSED IT! -> BRIEFING.
zzzz
but it was a short briefing. n then we were sent to report to our supervisors at the hangar
we met the senior technician at line 6 in hangar 6 where they maintain BOEING 747s!!! =D
my 1st impression of him - he looks like a cowboy!
hahaha serious dowhh. die jenis yg relax and selamba gile. wearing jeans when ur not ever supposed to wear jeans at MAS.

he gave us a tour outside, inside and under the aircraft!! =D
we went from the cargo decks to the cockpit of the aircraft
the business class seats were awesome! haha
after the tour, he let us go for our break early!

and after the friday prayers, we did something other than listen to boring briefings!!
mr zul, the senior tech told us to follow this technician into the aircraft
and the technician then told us to peel the masking tape off the cabin floor! hahahahah
yeap u read it right! my first ever assignment during my OJT is peeling tape off the floor
but it was ok, the other technicians were making jokes and i get to watch the movie RV(that JoJo was in) on the tv screens in the airplane. hoho
after that, we didnt do anything but walked around the hangar observing ppl doing their work and occasionally talking to the staff there. hoho

will update more when i'm free.
weekdays are hectic for me
u know, since aku dah start KEJE!
=P

medibitch

2010-01-10T21:13:00.000-08:00

my number flashed on the monitor
signaling me to go into the room

room 19 - dental

and so i went in the room,
all smiles and polite
siap bg salam before i went in

serious aku pakai mcm ni gi klinik

the nurse motioned me to get on the uber-scary yet comfortable dentist chair

modern, hygienic state-of-the-art torture chambers

the dentist then asked me what my problem was
i said i had a pain in the left side of my mouth
then she examined my mouth
after a while she said that the pain i had is caused by an ulcer
which is caused by my left wisdom tooth constantly rubbing my gums

she went away for awhile and when she returned

she got bitchy.

yeap dentist tu siap pakai tiara. x tipu

she told me that all she can do today was examine my mouth
and she cant pull out the teeth cuz its already 11am
and she doesnt have any energy left

u have no idea how condescending her tone was
and as she talked to me while i was on the chair staring up at her
her eyes were "terkebil2", half open, half close, in the most annoying and condescending way
like i was a stupid infedil for hurting my gums

weiii minah! mane aku tau kalo x cabut wisdom tooth aku jd camni laa sialllll!!

but i just sat there quietly, didnt wanna retort and risk incurring her wrath
x pasal2 kang, i'd leave the room missing a few teeth and looking like this

well, at least he's happy!

then i asked her should i get all my other wisdom teeth removed seeing as how they're not used for anything

n then she replied in the most irritating manner "bwat ape nk buang benda yg x menyakitkan kita, tau x dlm surgery, ade kemungkinan terpotong saraf, urat dll bla di bla di bla bla blaaaaa"
and the lecture goes on......

i would have slept to, if only her voice wasnt so damn annoying!!!

n being the good patient that i am, i just said "owh, ok" through gritted-teeth yet still being polite as ever.

it'd still be okay if she just left it at that.

but noooooooooo, after that, she scolded me for coming in late
she said that i should come at 7.30am
"kalau makcik2 yg pakai wheelchair tu bole dtg kul 8.00, xkan awak x bole"

wei sial. aku dtg kul 9 kot. tu pon lambat sbb kene tunggu kakak aku hantarkan gi klinik. tunggu register je 1 jam setengah. tgk2 masok bilik kau dah pukul 11

yg x tahan tu, before aku balik, die bole bwat aku mcm budak tadika.
"nanti next time dtg pukul brape???"

aku pon melompat2 nk jwb. aku yg pakai baju oren kat depan, btw

dgn muke seceria palsu mungkin, aku jwb "pukul 7.30!!!!!"
padehal dlm hati aku jwb "bile ko dah mati"

sikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit lagi aku nak amik the suction thing that dentists always use and suck her eyeballs right out of her sockets!

ok ingatkan nk letak gambar ganas2, tp x jd. horror sungguh

kalo laa takdir menentukan die naik kapal terbang aku
pastu die tye ape masalah kapal terbang aku,
mmg aku terajang die laju2

i regret brushing my teeth this morning
should have let her experience the full effect of my morning breath..
haihh, maybe next time

nasib baik when i went to the pharmacy to get my medicine, the makcik attending me was really nice. =D

sry nina, u lost this round.
i am currently in "HATE DENTISTS MODE"
therefore,
pharmacists 1 - dentists ZIT/NIL/ZERO/BOOOO (0)
annis wins this round!!!

annis bila dah jd a successful and rich pharmacist yg suke belanja kwn2 =D

sudu, as the rep for physicians or doctor2 biasa ke apentah,
u'll be judged later, the next time aku jatuh sakit
so doakan laa aku jatuh sakit terok2(woi jangan laa, bodo)

haha XD

pick-me up

2010-01-10T09:44:00.000-08:00

if ever ur feeling low or stressed out or down or sad or PMS-ISH or EMO!!!! , just go to youtube and find a couple of videos to cheer u up.

no, NOT porn. there are other videos on the internet that doesnt have anything to do with porn.
however, if u are horny, then u may go watch porn(at ur own risk. muahahahahha) XD
again, if ur stressed out or down or sad or PMS-ISH or EMO!!!!, watch a FUNNY video that'll put a smile on ur face.

i dont know bout u, but i'm a sucker for videos with cute little adorable tiny cats that make u wanna kick them around and tear them apart limb by limb!!!!

exhibit A: a vid of a cat riding a roomba(round vacuum cleaner that moves on its own).

i have no idea why i laughed so freaking hard everytime i see the cat jerk around on the roomba everytime the roomba turns. lol i am easily pleased..haha double meaning? XD

Exhibit B: another cat riding a roomba but this time, he's annoying the heck out of a dog.

hahaha. this cat is a total asshole! comel gilebabi everytime he jabs the dog..haha..again, the damn cat is so freaking tiny cute adorable that i wanna choke him to death and shave him bald.

haha psycho!

TwentyTen

2009-12-31T10:13:00.000-08:00

happy new year!

when the clock strikes midnight,
say bye2 now to 2009
and hello 2010!

but really, are you that happy in welcoming a whole new year?

well, i'm not so happy about this coming new year
wanna know y?
first, allow me to be stupid and shallow(or more stupider and shallower - if its even possible)

i'm not looking forward to entering the year 2010
because this means that i'm going to be a year older
which means that i'm going to be 20
which means that i'm going to be leaving my teen years behind
which means i'm going to be an adult(ok, not so much)
which means i'm going to have to be responsible for a whole lot of things
which means that i have to keep track of my finances
which means that i have to take a car and house loan
which means that i have anak bini to look after
which means that i have my parents to look after
which means that i cant goof around and act dumb as much
which means that i'm gonna be pretty darn busy forever

dang. i think i've put a lil bit too much thought in this. lol wtf?!

and i know, my bday's in july
and thats 7 months from now
but still, when ppl ask u how old u are
u say how old u are based on that year! not that month or week or watever

so face it..today, i'm TWENTY (20)!!!!!

another reason y i hate new year's is that u have to write 2010 when writing the date
no more 2009
it takes me a whole year to get used to writing "2009"...
but now i have to start remembering to write "2010"...

masalah besar, i know

dang it!

anywho

HAPPY NEW YEAR
2010
MAY THIS NEW YEAR BRING US MUCH JOY AND HAPPINESS AND MAY WE STRENGTHEN OUR FAITH AND LEARN AS MUCH AS WE POSSIBLY CAN!
=D

goodbyes - part 2

2009-12-30T01:12:00.000-08:00

last week, i not only lost(bukan mati) 1 of my best friends, but 2

hazleza zulkafli left subang to further her studies at uitm arau
arau yakni perlis..ke kedah?ntah, aku malas nk google...haha XD

its been agessssssssss since we last hung out
i think the last time was when i 1st got my jet
and we've still have yet to celebrate ur bday... =/
ur one of the few ppl's bday i remember..mostly because u kept reminding me about it..hehe

i'm gonna miss lepaking wit u n azzy
gonna miss all ur DIRTY JOKES!!
ahahaha
manusia paling lucah pernah aku jumpe
lol XD

tp disebalik segala kegilaan dan ke-horny-an kau,
u have the biggest n kindest heart. :)

i owe u too much
and i dont know if i can ever return the favor
but i'm not going to stop trying

i'll miss you much hazleza zulkafli
aka jaja mantapz
ahahahaha sengal

nasib baik ko akan balik every weekend!! =DDDD

goodbyes - part 1

2009-12-30T01:09:00.000-08:00

this post is long overdue
but as they say, "better late than never", right?

i'm not good at saying goodbye
and i'd usually would like to avoid saying such things
but there are things you just cant avoid

goodbye Batch!! i'm gonna miss you loads dowhh
already missing u laa
kalo x jumpe pon, ko akan kacau aku di alam maya
most of the time, ko sgt annoying
kadang2 aku logout dr fb or ym saje je nak lari drpd ko (haha ok tipu je. aku malas nk logout sbb nanti kene login balik.tp kalo aku rajin, mmg aku sanggup bwat camtu.hahahah)

sry kalo slalu ter-emo dgn ko
aku xtau kenapa, tp ko sorg je yg slalu kena ke-emo-an aku
ahahahaha mungkin sbb ko sorg je yg rajin jd planner..haha
weii, xde org lg nak jd planner dowhh utk lepak2 kat subang!
DAMN!!!!

subang will never have a replacement for u
someone who is so freaking lazy to walk and asik demand park dekat2
someone who can tolerate my emo-ness
someone who is always free for a lepak, regardless of where and when
someone who stalks other ppl and shares the information
someone who asik mintak jln jauh2 tp xnk bg duit minyak n tol
someone who i can talk to about anything and is always there to lend an ear
but most importantly, someone who is as a great fren to me as u. =/

ur a great friend dowh. n walaopon ko akan balik kuantan, tp still ketiadaan mu di subang adelah terasa.haha

make, cepat laa dapatkan internet
bodo gile jb xde internet
malu weii!
ahahahah =P

p/s, ko tau x aku amik nombor hotlink baru ni semate2 utk kau??!?!?
(ok again, tipu je. aku malas topup sebenarnye..lol)

rindu kau laa minah yg sentiasa free! ahahahahaah

Glee

2009-12-19T13:42:00.000-08:00

in the absence of my 5 fav tv shows - which are Greys anatomy, heroes, gossip girl, 90210, melrose place (damn, i watch alot of tv!!) - i got bored.

like really2 bored

every weekend, i'd leave my laptop on so that i can continue downloading new episodes from all 5 tv shows. but since all 5 shows are on a break (holiday break, i think) till mid-january, i couldnt just NOT download anything, that'd be a waste! wont it?

and i am opposed to such a waste! =P

i love watching tv series'...its one of the main reasons i'm ok at english. u watch, u learn, u copy. XD
plusssss, their lives are alot more interesting compared to ours. heck, i wish we're living in a tv show.
but PLEASE NOT ur typical stereotype of malay tv show. u know, the one with the datuk kaya, tan sri kaya, anak jahat yg kemudian jd baik selepas jumpe awek cantik yg miskin, datin yg bitchy amat..get what i mean?

another reason y i love watching tv shows is u get to see pretty ppl. and u wont stop seeing them after the credits roll. cuz there'll be the next episode to the rescue! XD

exhibit A: Jessica Stroup from 90210.. cairrrrrrrr

anyway, being a movie freak, i checked out the list of the nominees for the golden globe awards
stumbled across the show "Glee"
youtube-d it.
didnt really watch the vid

but downloaded the pilot episode anyway.

after watching it, i have to say it's pretty damn awesome!

the show's about a bunch of kids who join the GLEE club. a student's club for singing.

now ppl, i know what ur thinking.. "Great, another version of High School Musical. just what we need in this world"..but, its not really a musical, ppl dont just run around suddenly singing, serenading a love song to one another and being all very the gay and whatnot. its actually a show about a group of students who aren't ur usual crop of performers.

i've just downloaded about 8 episodes. but i've already watched 5 episodes in less than 24 hours. and i'm only stopping myself from watching the rest cuz i'm saving it till i get really bored and internet-less..hehe

i highly recommend watching this show!

sheila mambo

2009-12-01T04:05:00.000-08:00

this post is gonna be pretty pointless, u have been warned! XD

sometimes, when i'm on my bed
eyes shut and trying to sleep
my brain goes on overdrive
suddenly being active for no apparent reason
the imagination goes crazy, but NOT PG-13 or 18SX crazy..lol

so last night, it happened
the brain starts thinking of stupid ridiculous things...
and a name came to mind - SHEILA MAMBO

LOL. do not ask me y this happens, it just does. XD

anywhoo, last night, i still wasnt familiar wit who this mambo person is

i've heard the name before, but cant really put a face to the name..
so i googled "sheila mambo"
and i remembered who she is!

ni diaaa sheila mambo, pelakon drama2 melayu yg aku x tgk..haha

another pic of akak mambo..pfttt XD

sumpah name die cool

then a thought came to mind

why stop there at "mambo"?

why not add names of dances to our normal names?

soooooo,i brainstormed(yes, i actually did use some effort) for names of dances and my fav kampong names

so here's what i could think of at 3 in the morning...

siti salsa

jenab shuffle

and my fav, timah tecktonik

hahahaha

and if ur unsure about what types of dances "shuffle" and "tecktonik" are,

go search at youtube, you'd be amazed at what u see

orrrrr, u'd laugh ur ass of, cuz its freaking hilarious till the point where ur embarassed for them ,to some extent..hahahaha XD

-

2009-11-26T11:32:00.000-08:00

empty
hollow
cold
void

enough. already

get it over with

2009-11-22T08:17:00.000-08:00

i cant wait to get this semester over with
sooooooooooooo freaking packed with assignments, quizzes, reports, mid terms, RE-mid terms

and not to mention FYP (final year project)
which is to be submitted latest this coming thurs
and my progress is about 20%

i'm doomed. literally
arghhhh

and then i'm having my study leave

my finals starts on the 7th of december
till the 16th

here's my finals' schedule
again, i did not write this
i asked my friend to write this and took a pic of it
ngahahaha

which will mark the beginning of my semester break!!!

...but only till mid jan
wtf?!?!

andddddddd, early jan, i have to go back to miat to present on my FYP

ohh shiyt

and then its practical, means there'll be more shiytt

ohh happy happy joy joy

miss the subang peeps
all of 'em
the good, the bad, the obnoxious
hahahah

needs OXYGEN badly! XD

pee tee ass.

2009-11-05T23:35:00.000-08:00

PTS
which stands for Penilaian Tahap Satu, i think
cant really remember
is an IQ test (now abolished) that u take in standard 3 that allows u to skip standard 4 and jump straight to standard 5 - should u pass

well i did (cue applause! =P)
and yes, ramai je org yg pass
boo kepada mereka yg tak pass

BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i guess there are many pros and cons for skipping standard 4

one of the advantages - as i often reminded my father everytime i wanted an increase in allowance
is that when i skipped standard 4, i saved my father a whole year's allowance!!!
fine, not a very noble thing to do.
but dammit, i have needs! (a 10-year old has needs?)
i dont know if it worked
or my father just manipulated me into thinking that it worked, when in actual fact
my allowance was the same as my brother's when he was my age
my dad the con-artist.
pfttt

another advantage is i get to meet my awesome friends whom i am still very much close with till now
should i have stayed in standard 4 with the others born in 1990, i doubt i'd be as close as i am with them now
sure, i've lost my friends from standard 1 till 3
but not being friends with jaja, azzy, sudu, batch, aliah, shera, ANNIS!(=D) dll
NOT.POSSIBLE. =D

but no, life isnt all sunshine and rainbows for us PTS students

when we jumped into standard 5, we were pretty much outcasts
divided into 2 classes
aliens among the 1989 peeps
disliked by teachers because we were still stupid and childish and didnt know a thing about science
(science was first introduced in standard 4)
i retreated to my classroom and confided in my classmates
never making contact with any outsiders

one of the many reasons i was such a nerdy nobody at primary school.
lol

then, when i entered secondary school
the problem mentioned earlier evaporated
as we were all juniors
and we all started fresh

nobody knew each other
and if they did
so what, u make new friends

but then, hormones kicked in
which made life a heck lot more complicated

members of the opposite sex who once was labeled as icky and girllyyy and only played with boring dolls
were now causing weird unexplainable chemical reactions within the body

everyone sibuk nak bercouple!!!!
ngahahahahaha

so i had a crush on this 1 gal. hehe
(aku tau korg sume tau cerite ni. diam! hahahaha)
but i was shit scared to confess my interest in her
duhhh. nerdgilebabi kot
and she was pretty
wayyyy out of my league
and so 1 day i confessed to her
thru sms, i think. cant really remember if i even had a phone at that time
anywho, pengecut gile babi x?
i spilled my heart out (echehh)
and asked her if she would be mine (LOL)
and she answered...NO

heartbroken, but still in "control" mode,
i asked her why
and i dont know if she was telling me the truth, or just being polite
"because i was younger than her"
ahahahahahahahaha...
babi kau pts!!! XD

serial curser

2009-10-21T05:46:00.000-07:00

i curse alot
like, very often
like, 24/7
like, i'm famous for it
like, the name Maliq is synonymous with cursing
like, it's true!

i think it's because i'm a quarter Malaccan
lol blame it on genetics..haha XD

you know how Malaccan people curse more than they normally talk?
well, I, for one, find it HILLARIOUS!

they curse when they're angry
e.g. - Pukimak lancau lahabau mana curik bantal busuk aku?!?!? (sampai keluar steam kat hidung dan telinga mcm bull)

they curse when they're sad
e.g. - Pukimak lancau lahabau btol, x sangke die btol2 dah meninggalkan kite selama2nye......

they curse when they're happy
e.g. - Pukimak lancau lahabau!! lame gile x jumpe ko dowhh! (sambil senyum pjg lebar dan bersalam salaman mesra)

*for full effect, imagine a Malaccan friend of yours saying these with the right intonation and facial expressions. =D

they curse so freaking much that you cant help but laugh out loud
laugh with them or at them, whatever works.
hehe

for me, personally, i think cursing is flat-out funny
of course, this is only applicable to friends whom we know dont mind the constant flow of profanities - and not unknown strangers or superiors at work or lecturers or the elderly.
NO. DUHHHHH

just because a person curses as much as he breathes, doesnt mean he's a dumb insensitive rude asshole
in actual fact, he's a funny dumb insensitive rude asshole
and i should know~~
hahahahah XD

really, if any of you have a problem with cursing
you should spend a weekend with my relatives at Kuala Selangor!
we might just convert you into a serial curser
hahaha

Sumpah kat sane kecoh habis mcm pasar mlm jual sayur di pagi hari
hehe

and the highlight of any day at kampung is actually when its midnight, when all the makciks are done with all the cooking and stuff
all the aunts (especially my mom, mak andak and acik) will gather in the living room with a cup of nescafe (or KEPE as we like to call it) in hand and talk about everything under the sun - regarding the family..hehe
if they're angry, its funny. if they're happy, its funnier. if they're sad, shut the hell up! hahaha

while the adults are deep in discussion, the lanun2 (my litle cousins) will be running around the house leaving a path of destruction and chaos (ok hiperbola gila..hahaha)

dalam tgh serious berckp psl isu2 terkini, kalo ade mane2 anak org yg terjatuh ke ape, mesti ade sorg makcik akan melatah benda yg bukan2
e.g. - budak jatuh. "ehh pant*t ko goyang!".

then the whole room will fall silent for a short second, before booming with laughter..ahahahaha XD

janji kene ade my mom, mak andak and acik (yakni the 3 org kuat of the family!), confirm seronok balik kampung! hehe

well, this is entirely my own personal opinion. and i'm talking about my own experiences
your view on cursing might totally differ from mine
but really, i honestly find cursing funny. and i suck at "menyindir" org lain
sooooo, cursing is my specialty. so to speak. hahaha XD

at least aku mencarut je byk
x kutuk org behind their backs

oh damn. tu pon aku bwat gak
ok bye! nk bertobat! XD

from ziana zain to korean chicks

2009-10-09T10:58:00.000-07:00

i have a very peculiar taste in music

there is no specific genre of music that i prefer

if it sounds good to the ear, then its good!

(unless it's a song by MCR or kanye west. hate mcr cuz theyre too freaking emo. like wth?!?!? hate kanye west cuz he wore a fur coat in estelle's vid clip and he dissed my current flame - taylor swift. ok diam kau)

last week, i heard a song that i liked
it was a lagu raya
a song called "halaman asmara" sung by awie and ziana zain
ahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhahaha

best gaban dowh lagu ni!!!

then, i remembered another song by ziana zain - madah berhelah
again, ahahahahahahahahahhaahahahhahaha XD

and then i heard these 2 songs over and over again
for a whole week actually

creepy, YES.

a friend of mine was totally freaked out when i started singing out loud the lyrics from madah berhelah in class. so i reassured him by saying that i'll only be addicted to these weird songs for a week - MAX. then, i'll promptly move on to another set of songs.

and that i did. now, i am currently addicted to my new playlist!

BEP - meet me halfway
Lady GaGa - Paparazzi
The Fray - never say never
Pink - Please Dont Leave Me
Jay Sean - Down
Coldplay ft Jay-Z - Lost
Jay-Z ft rihanna - run this town
Thirteen Sense - Into the fire

and lastly, the favoritestest of them all (for this week)

Wonder Girls - Nobody
5 hot korean chicks
comelgilebabidowhsumpahtaktipu!
hahaha XD

*WAJIB TGK VIDEO DI ATAS KEPADA MEREKA2 YANG MENGAKU KAWAN SAYA!!!

go download the rest of the songs in the playlist

damn. tibe2 nak berkaroke
haha

Slow dance

2009-10-09T10:47:00.000-07:00

Have you ever
watched kids

On a merry-go-round?

Or listened to
the rain

Slapping on the ground?

Ever followed a
butterfly's erratic flight?

Or gazed at the sun into the fading
night?

You better slow down.

Don't dance so
fast

Time is short.

The music won't
last

Do you run through each day

On the
fly?

When you ask How are you?

Do you hear the
reply?

When the day is done

Do you lie in your
bed

With the next hundred chores

Running through
your head?

You'd better slow down

Don't dance so
fast

Time is short.

The music won't
last

Ever told your child,

We'll do it
tomorrow?

And in your haste,

Not see his sorrow?

Ever lost touch,

Let a good
friendship die

Cause you never had time

To call and say,'Hi'

You'd better slow down.

Don't dance
so fast.

Time is short.

The music won't
last

When you run so fast to get somewhere

You
miss half the fun of getting there.

When you worry and hurry
through your day,

It is like an unopened gift...

Thrown away.

Life is not a
race

Do take it slower

Hear the
music

Before the song is over.

nope, i didnt write this poem
unfortunately, i dont have a poetic bone in my body
only crappy ultra-flexible freaky ones
i was lucky enough to understand this one
i usually dont get poems (note - sudu's poems)
hahaahaha =P

anywho
this poem was taken from a forwarded email i got from a friend
in the email, it "Says" that it was written by a terminally-ill teen
i have no idea whether its true or not

but i think its pretty meaningful, this poem

so dont rush in doing things
and take ur life 1 day at a time
and enjoy it while u can

preoccupied

2009-09-30T04:11:00.000-07:00

i'm thinking about having an open hse this raya
and by this raya i mean this saturday
and by this saturday i mean the 3rd of october

was looking forward to it
but unfortunately, circumstances change

my big fat ginormous orange cat is sick

my mom and i brought him to the clinic 2 days ago (monday)
and he's been warded ever since
the doctor said he's been in pain for quite some time now, and we were all too busy, too blind to see...
he has gingivitis, a low platelet count, not to mention a problem with his kidney
all these can be associated with his ageing
he's 8 years old
he'll be 9 in february

at home, he hasnt been eating much
in fact, he lost 1.6 kg already since 2 months ago

the family's not in the happiest of mood
because we're all worried sick about him
especially my mom

so, i dont think its the best of times to host an open house
i dunno
we'll see

but even if the open hse does happen
we'll probably serve normal senang-masak-cepat-cepat-banyak-banyak-food
the usual mi-hun, kuew tiaw and apentah

dont expect too much
we're preoccupied

and old pic of the king of the house

Raya 2009 =D

2009-09-23T21:37:00.000-07:00

Raya was a blast
not the best raya i've experienced in my short 19 years of life
but still, raya is raya
and the worst of rayas is the best of days
so ill take what i can get
and run like the wind! hehe

anyways, this raya - 2009 - as usual(and i hope that this trend continues),
we balik-ed kampung to my mom's side
at batu 7 1/2, kampung asahan, kuala selangor!

sampai kampung kul 7.25
nasib baik dah prepare the necessary air and biskut2 utk berbuka dlm kete
pastu masing2 xtau frequency stesen radio ikim ke jakim ke apentah
soooo mcm bajet2 dah gelap tu, buke! ahaha

sampaaaaai je kampung, makan, mandi, smayang
jgn harap laaa nak lepak2 tgk astro(ye, kampung aku ade astro, sbb nenek aku suke tgk wrestling! woot woott)
terus gi bekerje

ok menyimpang sat,
every raya, nenek aku akan mengerahkan anak2 nye, cucu2 nye, tetapi bukan menantu2 nye
utk membuat kerja2 mengemas rumah, memasak, mengecat, mengangkat barang, membuang sampah, membaja kelapa sawit dan segala2 yg terpikir olehnya
last year, pada malam raya, saya mengecat umah kampung tu dr isyak saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaampaaaaaai laa kul 12.30AM
itupon sbb hujan
saya pasti, kalau tidak hujan, confirm akan sambung sampai ke pagi raya
tp sila jgn salah faham
nenek saya x kejam, cume mode "CANTIKKAN RUMAH" die tersgt amat bangat extreme
ahaha tp apepon, kami segala buruh2 beliau amat menyayangi beliau! =D

ok back to the future,
antara kerja2 yg dilakukan adelah spt membuat ketupat, palas, lepat, rendang ayam dan daging
tp 1 thing laa, kalau bwat kerja ramai2
sume menyemak dlm dapur
sumpah SERONOK!
lg2 kalau ade mulut2 banjar yg x mkn saman mcm acik, mak andak, alang, bondaku (mak long) dan wani
ntah sape2 laa yg diorg kutuk semlm
tp sumpah seronok mendgr! hahah
if u think i have a bad mouth, u havent met my aunts!!!
ngahahahaha

walaupon mulut kitorg bergerak dok ngutuk org
tgn2 kitorg pon bergerak gak melipat daun palas, membalut lepat, nyumbat pulut, menggaul rendang, melayukan daun pisang
and juz so u know, we made
220 ketupats
ntah brapa byk lepat dan palas
1 kawah rendang ayam
1 kawah rendang daging
XD
because nenek punye mode "BAGI MAKAN KAT CUCU" pon extreme gak
she loves to feed us! ngeee =D

anddd we have a new addition to the family!
nur farisha airina bt ucu(ok x ingat name ucu, ingat pangkat je)
she just celebrated her 1st raya! =D
she's cucu number 35 or 34..ntah

adik dan abang

after all the hard work
bout 2am, cari parking! n tidoooooooooooooooo

dan bangun agak lambat
beratur utk gune toilet
ade 2 toilet, 6 families! u do the math! haha
rushing bukan main sampai terlupe mandi sunat aidilfitri
damn. xpe2, tahun depan bwat. pasang alarm awal2
hahaha
had breakfast(NOT break fast)
ate rendang daging! SEDAPPPPP! lepat pon sedap
ketupat agak keras, palas terlalu padat
rendang ayam liat nak mati sbb pakai ayam pencen..hahahah

gi surau smayang sunat aidilfitri
x dgr sgt khutbah tahun ni
tahun lepas nye best, imam siap nangis2 lg
tahun ni isi kandungan khutbah kurang menarik perhatian
lol mati aku kalo jakim nmpk ape aku tulis ni! ahahah

lepas smayang, aktiviti kemuncak hari raya!
the HIGLIGHT of the year

the FORGIVENESS part
our family tradition is we have nenek sitting first at the front,
then the pak and mak longs will ask forgiveness from nenek and from each other, then sit next to nenek
followed by the ngahs, udas, tehs, andaks, itams, anjangs, alangs, aciks, ucus, 1st cucu till the smallest cucu capable of walking
hahah
sume org beratur according to pangkat and age..huhu
sumpah i LOVE this tradition we've maintained
effect die perghhhh..makan dalam!..haha
during this asking-of-forgiveness session, u'll see bermcm2 emotion displayed
ppl crying asking for forgiveness, the cucus arguing and laughing because theyre stepping on other ppls' kains(we kneel while we ask for forgiveness) dll

immediately after that, mereka2 yg sudah bekerja akan distribute DUIT RAYA!!
=D

then, we had the family photo session!
we took photos with all of us together
then company by company(ikut family)
tp this year lupe bwat tema "anak2", "menantu2!" dan "cucu2!"
time ni plak, mmg hiruk pikuk kecoh habis sampai 1 kampung bole dgr
ahahaha

6 families! 4 families missing

mengajar nenek aku the peace sign... peace yawww

lepas tu, kitorg cousin2 beramai2 gi JAMBATAN!!
kampung aku ade sungai! kampung ko, bile lg? =P
minah2 tu sume bercamwhore di sanun

antara gamba fav aku..comel gile adam pukul buntut wani..hahaha

haha comel je asha tengking adam

adam: "got MILK?" hahah XD

then balik dan MAKAN! lepas makan, majoriti tidurrrr!
dan majoriti itu of course akan termasok tuan hamba
tertido sampai kul 6
bangun2, cari makan lg
ahahaha XD
any free time dlm 2 mlm dok kat kampung adelah diisikan dgn aktiviti MAKAN!! =D

nak balik the next day, mmg berat bontot
syg gilebabidowhh kampung ku kuala sgor! =D
dan nenek ku Alimah, the Superwoman! =D
mak sedara dan bapak sedara segala!
cousin2 kecoh semua
dan suasana hari raya
=D

byk lagi nak dicito ekk
tp dah terlanjut sudaa
will update more! =D
more pics on fb!

and oh yea
SELAMAT HARI RAYA
MAAF ZAHIR BATIN TO ALL
have a great one aite
=D

LOL

2009-09-22T20:52:00.000-07:00

i'm supposed to be blogging bout RAYA
but i cant seem to upload my pics properly
so allow me to do something pointless

tadaaaaa~~

cant stop laughing at the 1st pic!
LMFAO!!! XD

sengal ubi bakar ali

2009-09-08T21:55:00.000-07:00

lately, everytime i go online
there are 2 sites that i must visit
nooooo, not porn
(x elok tgk bende x snonoh di dlm bulan puasa. note: bulan puasa)
hahaha anyway, the 2 sites that i'm talking about are actually
www.lelong.com.my
www.mudah.my
yeap, theyre like auction and advertising sites for new or secondhand items
(refer: ebay =P)

and the 2 things i search online are the 2 things i desire most(for now)
hahaha
a handphone
and a camera
ni tgh sangap gile kot sbb pakai fon yg xde memory card n nokia 3310
GO.FIGURE!!

anywho, remember how i mentioned above that i've been visiting these sites too often
and that i may (MAY) be addicted to them

well, it seems that God has sent me a lil message about this

a discrete, yet very effective message

and let me tell u this, messages from God doesnt come cheap
lol

here's the scoop
just 5 mins ago, as i was searching for a cheap yet OKlaaa camera,
i accidentally placed a bid on a camera that was out of my budget

amik kau.terus seram sejuk aku dok mikirkan nak bayar camne..
ngahahahahaha

bidding for the camera ends 1 and a half hours from now
and i'm HOPING/PRAYING that i get outbid

pleaseeee God, message received!!!!
can u pleaaaaaaaaaaseeee press "CTRL Z"(Undo)

for people with money, can i be ur friend?
pretty pleaaaaaassseeee!

ngahahahahahahaha
pathetic-nesssssss

numb

2009-09-06T04:58:00.000-07:00

in the past 30 days, i've had about 3 emotional breakdowns or meltdowns
and that's 3 too many

i.dont.do.breakdowns

this semester is really taking its toll on me

it's bad enough that i have to carry my own weight
but now, i'm carrying other people's burden as well

i dont know if my fragile frame can take it
its getting harder to breathe

all i want to do when i get home is to sleep
sleep it allllllllllllll off
temporarily escape
away from all the mess

but no, that was not meant to be
there is no such thing as escape

i've got work to do
though a different kind of work
but work i did
its unbearable. but nonetheless necessary

in the past 48 hours, i have slept for only 4 hours
my head's spinning like a top
any time now, it'll explode into a million tiny pieces

eventually, u break

and when u break. u pick urself up

u glue ur broken shattered pieces back together

u look urself hard in the mirror
and u say "suck it up. deal with it"

u take a few mins to compose urself
breathe in. breathe out. breathe in. breathe out

u numb urself so that u can hardly feel anything
u put ur mask on so that people'll think ur okay

and u crack a fake smile

and u walk out that door as the same person that walked in

minus all the emotional mess

again,
i.dont.do.breakdowns.

merdeka!

2009-08-31T11:47:00.000-07:00

whooaaa..title patriotic sungguh
ahaha

but, seriously

i may not be all patriotic
i may not hang the national flag on house/car
i may not immediately stand up straight every time i hear the national anthem
i may sleep during the whole national parade

but dammit, i do love this God-forsaken country of ours! =D

i do remember the 5 "rukun negara"
i do know who our current leaders are, as well as the past
i do give a damn about politics

and i utterly despise people who posts negative crap about our country come the date of our independence. malaysians who thinks that malaysia is NOT a harmonious peaceful multi-racial country should leave malaysia, and see how life is on the other side of the border

u think our politicians bicker and fight like 5-year olds. dude, look at taiwan or korea's parliamentary meetings

sure, the system is flawed.
bribery and graft is rife.
and racism still exists here.

but i personally think we're moving in the right direction.

you complain and you bitch about every single thing you see on the news, but you forget all the help the government has given you. your education, your home, your loans. think about that, for a change.

so i say "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MALAYSIA!"
may you have more birthdays to come
and may we live in peace and harmony within your borders
insyaAllah.

"think not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country"

out of my mind

2009-08-27T07:37:00.000-07:00

remember how i said this semester's gonna be busy as hell in my previous post?

well, apparently... i wasnt kidding?!?!?!

dammit, i've got
loooaaaaads of reports to submit
damn final-year project to do
all group works end up being me doing 70% of the job
lecturers giving out pop quizzes and exams so often that my head hurts
andddddddd i've got assignments coming out of my ass

assignments annoy me out of my mind
when i'm annoyed, i get stressed out of my mind
when i'm stressed, i'm infuriated out of my mind
when i'm infuriated, other ppl get hurt out of their minds

hell hath no fury than a guy out of his freaking damn mind

its not ur time yet

2009-08-15T10:56:00.000-07:00

today, i went to hosp sg buloh
to visit a friend
not a very close friend
but as they say "a friend in need, is a friend indeed"
he is still, and will forever be, a friend
he is in a coma
after meeting in a car accident
seeing him on the bed
with tubes down his neck
sutures on his forehead
it really got to me
i was speechless
really, how do u react to that?

he's not gone yet
the fat lady has not yet sung
his life is in God's hands
and only He Himself can save him
all we can do is pray
and pray some more

its not ur time yet, Azwan Arif
so wake up
ur friends are waiting for u
ur family is waiting for u
ur mom is waiting for u
dont let her down

it makes u think
it makes u feel so vulnerable
so fragile

this life is definitely not our own
this life belongs solely to God himself
we are merely borrowing it for awhile
we are forever in His debt
and that is why we must do the things He commands us to do
and refrain ourselves from doing the things he forbids
this life on earth is short
the life hereafter is forever
*a reminder to us all

*1 more thing, acap is doing sort of a book/album for azwan
so if u have anything to say or any pics of him
do give them to acap!
thanx

think about it

2009-08-04T23:15:00.000-07:00

if you always do
what you've always done

you'll always get
what you've always got.

change.is.the.key

back to school

2009-07-24T10:27:00.000-07:00

hello semester 5~

juz got back from my rented house at sepang(yes, i will call that area sepang, instead of dengkil.sounds less kg.com-ish)..hahaha

1st week of semester 5 is over!

same classmates
same car
same shoes
new subjects
new lecturers
new schedule
new routine
new books
new notes
new classes
new jeans =P

new mission
same goal

seriously, i cant believe i'm already in semester 5.. yeah yeahh i'm still juz taking a ruddy ol' diploma..but heck, i'm kinda proud of taking an out-of-the-ordinary course with an even weirder specialty..2 more semesters then i'm outta here..but i dont know what i'll do or where i'll go..i guess i'll just go with the flow..like i always do..huhu =D

got my results for semester 4
trust me, nobody is as surprised and shocked and as dumbstrucked over it as i am
cuz i know how much i studied -or didnt study - for last sem's final exams..
i guess luck was definitely on my side. ALHAMDULILLAH!!! =D

taking 6 subjects for this final sem at miat (next sem will be having my On Job Training outside miat)..not loving the subjects..too much focus on electrical and electronic crap...grrr
there's this 1 subject which takes about 6 hours per week! and theyre cramming it all in 1 day! x pecah kepala kau nyumbat segala haram psl turbine engine???? grr..

and i have a variety of great, good and god-awful lecturers this sem..
one's an experienced licensed aircraft engineer who's funny witty yet disciplined and strict
one's an inspired energetic and enthusiastic entreprenuer
one's a by-the-book confident english teacher
one's an intelligent engineer but not the most communicative person
one's less entertaining than watching a tree grow
one's weird enough to give us the whole final exam questions pertaining his subject on the very 1st day of class

hmm...

at least i have a day off every week! MONDAYS! wheeee XD

andddd i get to play badminton again every day!! this almost takes the pain away out of not having internet anymore at my rented house! hahaha

and i guess i've been meeting more new ppl and making more new friends
weird, huh?

gonna be busy as hell this semester with all the practical shit, FYP, LWTR classes, OJT plans, extensive assignments and reports

will definitely need an attitude adjustment

more of this

and less of this

almost perfect.

2009-07-17T13:01:00.000-07:00

ALMOST PERFECT!

yeap, that'd be how i'd describe my 19th birthday experience!
if it wasnt for a couple of ppl missing (u know who u r), it'd be absolutely perfect
but since u cant control everything and everyone, i'd take almost perfect and run with it!

this is gonna be a pretty long post with lotsa pictures
i have no intention in summarizing it or cutting short my invaluable bday experience, so bear with me
mampus ah, bday aku, bukan bday kau.haha =P

it all started on the 15th of July, when i was told(and totally believed it) that today's picnic was for the occasion of pia's farewell gathering-ke-ape-ntah...so mcm ikut je laa..

kul 3 lebih, gathered at annis' house. damn, tergoda nak suruh annis on-kan guitar hero. tp since azzy dah sampai, pendam perasaan yg membuak2 tu..hahaha
ingatkan nak naik kete azzy je, tp jaja n azzy bg alasan x muat ke apentah, ckp aku gemok laa, byk brg dlm kete laa...agak bengang di situ sbb x pernah naik satria merah..zzzz

so, gerak 2 kete. i drove my car to tasik shah alam (tempat yg ade kayak) n azzy gi beli air ke apentah..agak lame ahh kitorg tunggu azzy n jaja "beli air"..byk gak kutuk diorg(annis n pia kutuk, aku tgh main Snake kat hp buruk aku).. n kwangajak gile, annis kutuk fon 3310 aku..hahahaha XD

lepas diorg dah sampai, kitorg gi cari the picnic location terbaik! jumpe 1 pulau ni yg accessible by jambatan and ade gazebo! tp gazebo tu ade bbrp org tgh membuta. so kitorg gi ke "bukit" di atas pulau tu dan bentangkan tikar.

ni pulau kitorg

makan makan makan. borak borak borak. gelak gelak gelak. gambar gambar gambar. dan selitkan aksi2 horny di antara aktiviti2 yg disebutkan....hahah XD

pastu tibe2 diorg nyanyi "Happy Birthday" and keluarkan sebijik cake!
bukan sebijik, i mean se-slice.....

*global recession dowh, xleh bwat ape
ahahahahah XD jk2

really appreciate the effort in planning out the whole thing
and i was really surprised (x sempat practice pon muke terkejut)
the cake was chocolicious
sharing is caring
annis sgt horny pade hari itu
pia pandai penipu
jaja maknyah economy class
azzy pakai necklace haritu (kot..ntah)

in that short 3 hours time, in doing an ordinary thing like having a picnic, in spending a small amount of money for food, we had a pretty-freaking-awesome-helluva time!
all that matters is who you're with.

and here u go the pics on that day 15/7/2009

moving on to 17/7/2009

thanx for all the wishes thru fb, verbal communication, sms, myspace or any other medium of communication! appreciate it LOADS! =D

lepas solat jumaat, terus gerak ke subang. bukak baju melayu, campak kat backseat..haha
picked hanis up at her hse around 2.30 then headed to pyramid! met up with an old friend, amir aiman at TGV! serious dah lame x jumpe amir, 2 tahun kot x jumpe..huhu. bought the tix to watch Harry Potter.
pastu terserempak dgn hanif at the concession stand..huhu
masing2 tgh lapar, so the 3 of us jalan2 cari makan.
pastu terserempak dgn jay mee and dilian plak..haha

we (i mean, i) decided to have lunch at Pizza Hut sbb ingatkan dpt 30% off if i paid with my maybankard....

order order. makan makan. bukak cite kisah2 zaman persekolahan..hahaha..damn those were the good ol days..byk keluar cite psl time2 we were in form 1 and 2..haha.. best2..

seronok punye borak and kenyang punye makan, we lost track of time. it was 4.30pm already..so gi kat cashier, handed the guy my maybankard, and i asked "dpt 30% off kan?"..he replied "umm tak, sbb x order the mediterranean crap apentah"... i was like, "fook!"..pastu tarik balik the debit card and ckp "nk byr CASH!", pastu immediately pandang amir and hanis..hahahhaahahahahaha sgt kesian diorg dowhh...rm70 kot bill! lol XD paling kesian tgk amir ahh, dah ah lame gile x jumpe, pastu die cover mkn rm40..hahaha kesian gile dowhh..malang btol kwn2 aku.. XD

anywhooo, we then headed to the cinema, where the movie had already started. dont think we missed much though...*not going to talk bout the movie

after the movie, went to the surau. after maghrib, sent amir to his hse at wangsa baiduri(it was the least i could do for him belanja-ing me..haha) and picked up batch at her hse and then returned back to pyramid to watch jaja perform at Gloria Jeans Coffee

parked at the rooftop. keluar lift je terus jumpe nina n mimi. nina bg hadiah!! a cool funny t-shirt and a cooler-than-me hat!..haha. thanx nina! =D then went to Starbucks cuz batch ade voucher buy 1 free 1. dah cukup excited dah ni sbb nk dpt free ice blended. siap gadoh dgn nina n mimi psl nak order ape. lepastu org starbucks tu ckp the voucher cant be used at that branch. amik kau. agak kecewe di situ. hahaha

then we went to Carls Jr sbb batch lapar sgt2. lepas lepak kejap kat carls jr, headed back to Gloria Jeans' sbb Polstra Ungu dah start perform. met azzy, hairi, zairul, naadira, jaja and the rest of the bandmates! =D

Polstra Ungu (from left - Shafique, Jaja, Aiman, Amir, Izhar)

tepuk2

after the band performed, we headed inside the coffee shop and lepak-ed. i noticed a cake at the counter and immediately practiced my "shocked" face..wakakakakakakkaka

i pretended that i didnt notice the cake until tibe2 they started singing "Happy Birthday"! Izhar Azmil on guitar and jaja lead vocalist.hahaha

muke terkejut aku...

lepas tu plak, azzy n hairi gave me a cupcake! yg ni btol2 terkejut..ahaha thanx jijah and bulu!! =D
then lepak-ed at the coffee shop while eating cake, nasi lemak canggih, took photos, drank other ppl's ice blended drinks! hehehe =D
it was fun! but it was already 11 sumthing and i had to send hanis home
so we left pyramid and sent hanis
batch plak jenis yg x reti duduk rumah ajak aku lepak dgn die
aku pon iyakan je laa (sbb die sanggup sponsor minyak)
ekekekekek =P
we called a lot of ppl who we thought can hang out this late at night.
pastu pija agreed to lepak with us!
gi amik pija kat uitm
bwat cite dongeng utk hiburan pak guard
kutip pija
lepak di pak li. (ok xtau mane lg nak lepak kat shalam...) haha
borak2 sampai kul 2 lebihhh
ahahahahaha

hantar mereka pulang. and i headed home.
sampai umah kul 3am!!! but it was all fun and definitely worth it! =D
its already 5.30 am as i'm writing this, and its still not finished
and i'm not tired cuz im too freaking jumping for joy to go to sleep..
hehe

thanx everyone! especially to the surprise-party planners and goers!
i know i may not express my appreciation out loud and end up being an ass most of the time, but please believe that i GREATLY appreciate all that u've done for me!
seriously, i dont deserve u guys
but u still stick with me
thank you. =D

right now, i'm thinking how u guys are gonna top this off next year.
hahaha =D

tweet tweet

2009-07-14T05:13:00.000-07:00

i just created a twitter account

dont ask me why

i just did

hahahaha

and i suggest u do the same!

again, dont ask me why

XD

if u do have twitter,follow me @ https://twitter.com/maliqqq

thanx much =D

tribute to the King

2009-07-08T02:26:00.000-07:00

"In our darkest hour
in my deepest despair
will you still care?
will you be there?
in my trials
and my tribulations
through our doubts
and frustrations
in my violence
in my turbulence
through my fear
and my confessions
in my anguish and my pains
through my joy and my sorrow
in the promise of another tomorrow

I'll never let you part
for you're always in my heart"

in loving memory of
Michael Joseph Jackson
King of Pop 1958-2009

R.I.P
you will be remembered
always

*i'm not a huge fan of the King of Pop
but it seemed necessary to give a tribute to such an iconic man and musician
he has left a great impact on many - if not all - of us
though he may be peculiar
and dress in ways we dare not
but you cant deny his compassion
and how much he has done to "make this world a better place"

we should learn a thing or two from him
probably not the dressing, though

watch the clip from MJ's memorial
Jennifer Hudson performed one of my fav MJ songs, "Will You Be There" (Hold Me)
dammit
i got goosebumps after watching this vid

big spender

2009-07-06T06:16:00.000-07:00

if u're an adult, mature and u act ur age, when u read the title of my post, u'd think about a person spending a large amount of money on something

but if u're a kid, immature and a little bit perverted, like me, the term "big spender" would immediately pop images of unusually large undergarments, most commonly... the briefs..

siap bole jd selimut skali..haha geli

hahahah...but yeah, kinda sick huh
lol

anywhoooo

it's only been exactly 25 days since my holidays started
but dammit ive spent a WHOLE-LOT-OF-M.O.N.E.Y!!!!
hahaha not.kidding.

so far (haha), i've bought....

3 round neck t-shirts
1 collared t-shirt
1 collared shirt
1 pair of jeans
1 pair of shoes
and 1 external portable hard disk

and it all costs around ...

jeng jeng JEENNNNGGGGG !!!

RM 413.00

except for the shoes, everything else was bought using my own money. which i'm kinda proud of, to be honest. =D

not to mention all the putrajaya-subang traveling costs
the minyak, the tol, the time(cuz time IS money.duhh), the parking fees(amik ko, terus aku berkire), the eating out(ok nasib baik byk makan2 free cuti ni =P .thanx rakan2), the car maintenance(agagagaga)

so all in all, ur looking at around 500bigbucks or more!
and how much is my "income" again??
ahahaha

seriously, my mom must NEVER know about this!!!!!!
lol XD

before u start questioning me and/or judging me about how freaking rich i am and how easy life is for me

shut the fook up and think again.
my monthly allowance is a mere rm150 and that covers the food expenses, notes, clothes and stuff. and sometimes for minyak and toll

u do the math.

anywho, now i'm really really realllllyyyy broke as hell
haha

nasib baik dah nak dekat puasa. hoho

fuck u very much

2009-07-04T09:02:00.000-07:00

*The following post contains profanities and swearing. Parental discretion is advised

pls dont misinterpret the post title.
i have no intention in doing anything sexual towards/with the 2 persons i will be talking about in this post.
yes, two (2)
in fact, those sexual ideas are the furthest things from my mind right now

anyway, about the post.
u know how u say "thank u very much" when ur expressing great gratitude towards someone
well this is me expressing great anger towards 2 specific dumbfucks

i have tolerated enough verbal abuse by both dumbfucks A and B
and that tolerance ceases now.

the only reason i tolerated the both of u was because i know u guys
and so i stayed patient
and ignored whatever u threw at me
well, patience has its limits

and u can only hold ur anger for so long
and u were too stupid to know what limit is
well, stupidity is no excuse...

kau ingat kau tu Tuhan and ko nak aku cium kaki kurap kau?
kau ingat aku nak sgt lepak dgn ko sbb ko "best"?
kau ingat aku nk sgt jd kawan ko?

tolong laaa,
ur stupid as hell
ur ugly as fuck
ur annoying as shit
ur as fat as a whale

"aku x kenal kau. ko x kenal aku"

damn. u shud have said that earlier
susah2 je aku nk bwat2 jd kwn ko

and this is my fucking reply to u

"my pleasure~"

for a reason

2009-07-01T09:29:00.000-07:00

i have worked for it
and i will still work for it
i have struggled
and i have sweat

but i can only do so much
but still, i have to earn it

if it's going to happen, GREAT!

but if it doesnt,
then deal with it
move on

things happen for a reason

and just the same
things don't happen for a reason

we all play a tiny yet pivotal role in His plan

"everything's gonna be all right
be strong, believe"

have u seen it?

2009-06-24T10:37:00.000-07:00

yeap
that's the question i'll be asking alot of ppl in the next few days (weeks if u live in the east coast or sabah/sarawak.wakakakka) XD

i cant help it
i'm jumping for joy ever since i watched it
=DDDDDDD

mood - fucking ecstatic/high/blown away/extremely happy/hungry for more

to say that Transformers : Revenge of the Fallen is fukin-awesome-wicked-cool-blow-me-out-of-my-mind-super-duper-greatness-ever-achieved-by-man would be a definite understatement.

words cannot express its awesomeness. when the dictionary ppl creates a word to describe what i'm feeling right now, i'll tell u.
but for now, i'm speechless.

not. kidding.

the movie is so much moreeeeee than that
its like poetry for the eyes
the cool robots
the hot people
megan fox
the cinematography
megan fox
the awesome fight scenes
megan fox
the brilliant CGI
megan fox
and bumblebee!!

what more can u ask for in a movie?
well, other than more megan fox...

owhh bumblebee..ur like every guy's dream car..and so is megan fox, btw!
....i have a sudden hatred toward shia labeouf aka sam witwicky...hmm

anywho, this movie delivers on every freaking level!
i love how it's so action-packed and there's quality robot-vs-robot fighting in almost every scene

transformers 2 is like the mother of all movies! personally, its my favorite movie of ALL TIME! michael bay, ur a genius! ppl will talk about this movie in decades - if not centuries to come! and 50 years from now, they'll be making a remake of transformers! only to spoil it since nothing can beat the perfection that is ur artwork.

if only man could learn to NOT blink, then only can we fully appreciate the artistry of the movie. every millisecond we blink is considered a waste

i'm so thankful i got pretty good seats at the cinema!! =D
(and good ppl around me..hehe)
tuu laa..org suroh book awal2 xnak. degil. =P

watching transformers 2 once will not suffice. minimum - 3 times. lol

cant wait till transformers 3!! wohoooo

i want the bloody DVD right here, right now!
rawrrr
XD

all i have to do is dream

2009-06-09T08:22:00.000-07:00

a wonderful thing, isn't it? our dreams
its the one place where its truly ours
where nobody can interfere
where everything is pure and simple
peaceful and serene
easy yet meaningful
where small actions mean so much more than those loud and blatant acts of supposed-love

however, all good things must come to an end
hold on to it as hard as u can
but to no avail
and so u wake up
where reality comes crashing down
but still, u have a smile on your face
and the memory of that wonderful time in your head

showtime

2009-05-31T10:57:00.000-07:00

we are who we choose to be
the sky's the limit and the world's the stage
curtain's up, people
it's showtime

this is my pep talk to myself
in preparation for the final exams
which starts today (its 2am, Monday right now..my exam starts at 9am)

wait a minute, there is no preparation
i'm going in the exam hall blindfolded
oh shoot me, shoot me now

extraordinary

2009-05-30T22:05:00.000-07:00

yesterday, i watched a movie - Marley & Me
you'd think that with a star-studded cast with the likes of Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson, they were going to steal the show and have the spotlight on them the whole time..
but nooooo, the real star of the movie had four legs - a dog.
to be precise, a labrador, named Marley.

heart-warming, gut-wrenching and tear-jerking,
this movie is a definite must-watch for animal lovers, especially pet owners

the human relationships are great too!
i like cheeky funny people in love
they're genuine

i cant remember the last time i cried while watching a movie
but yeap, i have to admit that a tear or two did escape me
*understatement

there was this whole excerpt from the movie that really got to me

"a dog has no use for fancy cars or big homes or designer clothes. a waterlogged stick would do just fine. a dog doesnt care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. give him your heart and he'll give you his. how many people can you say that about? how many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? how many people can make you feel... extraordinary?"

i think this is one of my weaknesses - my Achillies' heel, you might say
animal themed movies...
lol
seriously if i see an animal die, my eyes would well up and overflow and there goes the waterworks
but if i hear news about a death of a fellow human being, sure, i'd be all sad and sympathetic and all
but you certainly wont see me crying a river about it

and another thing.. watching "Marley & Me" really reminded me of how much i miss my cats at home.
and i've only been here at sepang for 4 hours...

i love you Bonnie, JR, Nemo and Baby
you are my 4 favourite four-legged freaks
i wouldnt trade any of you for an iPhone 3G

bonnie doing what he does best. he actually dropped the pillows himself

Nemo

Baby

old and new

2009-05-28T07:46:00.000-07:00

today, i will go to sleep smiling
(and praying that i dont die in my sleep)

cuz today's outing has been a successful one!
thanx largely to al mimi batch n kwn2 batch - shahrilen and farid and kamal(jgn lupe kamal..lol)! haha

today...at last, i met my old friends - al batch mimi
and at the same time, i get to meet new ppl..
crazy out-of-their minds sakai funny ppl xD

so here goes a short summary of what i did today

chapter 1

11am - al dtg rumah. maliq bg mkn cekodok. maliq bwk vios. al bitau score match manu vs barca. ahahaha. manu kalah! =D. gi umah fatin kat bangi. jumpe kedai old town white coffee. sampai umah fatin. al amik beg. fatin x bg chipsmore. maliq kecewe. bergerak pulang ke putra. jumpe old town white coffee. al mengidam nak mkn satay kajang. otw balik putra tersesat. jumpe old town white coffee lg skali. *ini adelah petanda* . bergerak ke kajang. parking kereta tempat free =D . waiter indon dtg mintak order. al nak order TIGA PULUH (30) btg satay ayam. maliq menegur al. in the end order satay (ayam - 20, ikan - 3, rusa - 3). al x habis mkn. maliq comes to the rescue dan menghabiskan satay. al BELANJA! maliq dan mimi gembira! bergerak ke subang. x sesat. di subang, call basirah. berjaya menipu basirah dgn mengatakan bahawa kami seronok berkaroke serharian. sesi mengutuk basirah dlm kereta. hantar maliq di subang parade. al dan mimi meneruskan perjalanan ntah ke mana. insyaAllah mereka hidup lg.

chapter 2

2.30pm - masok kereta Gen2 sbb nmpk basirah di tingkap. bertemu shahrilen . ooooh. ekekekeke. ehh pjg lak cito ek. mode pemalu - ON. gi ktm subang utk tunggu seseorg. byk percakapan/jeritan/gelak tawa berlaku antare 2 minah(batch dan lynn). sumpah blur. batch ditangkap melihat "barang" leen. org yg ditunggu berada di kl sentral. maliq mencadangkan kite tunggu di lrt kelana jaya. bergerak ke lrt kelana jaya. tunggu bbrp minit. farid tiba. bertemu farid. beliau org barcelona. wakakakaka manu. XD . bergerak ke the curve. hampir langgar kenderaan lain. salah batch. park kereta kat parking the curve. farid membuang sampah di bwh kereta lain. sengal mamat ni. haha. beliau angkat sampah tu balik. baling lg dan buang 1 tin ke dlm tong sampah. again, sengal. hahaha. bergerak ke kenny rodgers(ke rogers..?ntah) masing2 segan nk order sbb masing2 x bwk duit sbb masing2 ingatkan makanan dibelanja oleh mr manager. ada yg ingin lari ke warong penyet. tp akhirnya pasrah dan meng-order quarter meal. masing2 memikirkan plan utk melarikan diri drpd membayar. aktiviti "people watching" amat seronok. makin berat bahu kiri terasa. antare makhluk2 yg terkenal yg berjaya dijumpai adelah rudy hitz.fm dan imuda pi mai pi mai tangtu. batch sekali lg ditangkap melihat "barang" leen. batch melihat "barang" leen dr atas pula. sesi mengutuk batch. bila tiba waktu hendak pulang, masing2 segan sbb takot nk byr. tibe2 mr manager ckp xyah byr. wahhh gembira! batch siap mintak 6 bijik muffin utk dibungkus. sumpah x malu. kami meninggalkan kenny rogers(ke rodgers..ntah) dlm keadaan berlari2 anak. lynn mendpt panggilan drpd adik nya. batch mendpt watak baru. sampai di lrt kelana jaya. maliq naik bas, farid naik lrt.

pullaaaaaanggg

*batch..sorry sbb kutuk kau! x sengaja....
XD

thanx again to al and batch and makhluk2 lainn!
=D

the end is near

2009-05-20T11:39:00.000-07:00

hold ur horses, crackheads
i'm just playing wit ya

i'm not talking about the end of the world
on the contrary, i'm talking about the end of my 4th semester
well, it's not over yet
but all classes are done
and the final exams await

it's funny how time seems to fly so fast every time you're near the end of something

i've gotta say,
that this semester hasnt been my greatest or most fav sem
for a number of reasons, of course
but all in all
it is what you make of, and excuses are merely that.. excuses

i think i've grown complacent
achieving something you've always wanted is great and all
but maintaining that standard, keeping consistent...
now that's a bitch
haha

anywho
the semester aint over yet
its down to me to change it all

i may have lost the battle, but i'll be damned if i lose the war

bak kate Kristen Dunst dlm cite Bring It On,

"Bring It On!"

i bet you didn't see that one coming, did yah?
haha

relieved

2009-05-08T06:09:00.000-07:00

referring to the post below,

i have to admit that i kinda overreacted a teeny tiny bit
ahahahah

risau bukan main aku
tp alhamdulillah everything dah settle
and back to normal..
i think
haha

kejap kejap gembira
and then a split second later, bengang gila babi kat diri sendiri
bapak xnak agak mood swing aku ni..haha

well, u gotta admit, my life is nowhere near boring right now
haha

fucktup

2009-05-07T12:01:00.000-07:00

until about 10mins ago
i was really happy about my current state of life
truly happy
everything just seem to fall into place perfectly
like a jigsaw puzzle

now
i've really screwed it up
big time.
the jigsaw puzzle has been stepped on, sat on, crushed, bulldozed, disintegrated and vaporized
why couldn't i just keep my damn mouth shut

the thing has a mind of its own...
dammit

i am a total ass
not worthy of anyone's trust
you probably wont forgive me
and you have every right not to
but i'm still hoping against hope that you do

i hate you oh awkward silence.

kerana mulut, badan binasa

kerja gile paling seronok!!!!!

2009-05-06T05:21:00.000-07:00

this is going to be a pretty long post. so bear with me guys, cuz its all worth it! as i'm writing this post, i've got a freaky smile on my face... cuz i'm so freaking happy! XD

so here it goes

it all started at about 10.20pm on the 5th of May, i was freaking starving cuz i havent eaten anything the whole day. and i was waiting for my friends to go have dinner. most of them (4 actually) have already eaten their dinner at bout 8pm. tu yg mkn lambat sket. n diorg pon actly nk kluar gi MINUM je.. so we played our fav game to pass the time, CHO TAI TEE of course!! =D

n btw, kitorg sgt addicted main chotaitee ni sampai kitorg bwat our own unofficial club... Club Tai Tee! and the members consist of myself, epul, acap, aimen, rasyid, zul, aidil and hafiz

and so at 10.30pm, 2 cars left the house, my BAMbee and zul's kancil dgn lapan2 member club taitee. kitorg plan nk mkn at our fav hangout spot - Restoran Fatoni! but dlm perjalanan ke fatoni, suatu bende pelik berlaku... panjang cito ekk, tp lebih kurang camni ahh.....

Maliq : wei aidil, brape ringgit ek ikan tiga rase yg ko mkn dulu tu? aku nk try dowh!

Aidil : alaaa, dlm lebih kurang rm4 je. sedap dowh

Hafiz : kalau kat tempat umah aku, ikan die sahaja dah rm9!!

Epul : umah ko kat mane?

Hafiz : umah aku kat KL ahh..

Epul : ye ahh, ade plak ikan kat tgh2 KL tu kan..

Hafiz : byk plak ikan kat tgh2 hutan ni

Aidil : kat sini dekat dgn bagan lalang ape

Hafiz : ahh ape lg, joma gi bagan lalang mkn seafood!!!!

Maliq : ko biar betol, gile!

Hafiz : btol ahh dowhh!

Maliq : aaa ko gi call diorg (dlm kete kancil) and ckp ape plan

and so we headed to Bagan Lalang.....

on the way to bagan lalang, kat simpang tiga. Belok kanan - Bagan Lalang. Belok kiri - Port Dickson.

Maliq : alaa.. ape brg gi bagan lalang, baik gi PD!!!

make dgn itu, kereta satria membelok kiri, dituruti kereta kancil. on the way to PD tu, everytime kitorg nampak signboard "Port Dickson", kitorg akan bersorak x tentu psl dlm kete..ahahaha

ada at 1 time tu on the way to PD, my car and zul's were right next to each other. and rasyid, aimen and acap tgh jerit kuat2 kat kitorg "Allahuakbar!" berkali2.. ehhh, apehal?? the reason is, because they actually thought that aku kene pukau or something.. cuz diorg ckp i was definitely not myself, bwk kete laju (tp bg aku xde laa laju sgt), potong red light (bukan potong, tp aku belok kiri then bwat u-turn ..hoho) and biasa aku kan penjimat/kedekut ya amat. so diorg mmg x expect aku akan agree nak gi PD secare tibe2 ni n membazirkan minyak aku... diorg dlm kete kancil tu sume ingatkan aku nk bwat practical joke on them, bwk merayau2 pastu patah balik..hahahhaa

Lawak gile time bdak2 dlm kete kancil tu jerit "Allahuakbar".. sumpah penuh feeling!!! aku bet diorg solat pon xde sepenuh hati camtu.. ahah.. aimen ckp rasyid siap bace ayat Qursi lg dlm kete..

ahahahahahahahahhaha XD

sampai di pd, kitorg gi cari mkn..which is the main purpose kitorg tinggalkan rumah in the 1st place. cari mkn xnak kat dlm area Port Dickson plak... kitorg gi kedai fav aimen, which is at Pasir Panjang, which is NOT in PD.. summmppppaahhhhhhh jauuuuhhhhhhh.. hahahaha

mulai dgn baju putih clockwise : aimen, aidil, epul, rasyid, zul, hafiz and acap.

dah sampai kat tempat mkn di tepi jeti tu, sume org macam baru perasan yg masing2 pakai baju tidur lg kecuali si hafiz.. 2 org bwk rm5 je!! sbb masing2 confident kluar umah tu utk gi minum je.. ambik kau! hahahaha

anyway, kitorg order IKAN siakap masak TIGA RASA (pencetus idea gi PD), ikan pari bakar, tomyam and sayur kangkung..mknn mcm kureng sket harini.. tp sbb mkn ramai2...sumpah puas hati!! BILL nye pon puas hati gak! rm125 in total... so sorg byr rm16 ahh lebih kurang..

ni belum sampai lg ikan pari bakar dah nak roboh meja sbb kecoh sgt. haha

passenger kancil menunjukkan logo club taitee - simbol 8. haha

passenger satria ternyata lebih cool =P

lepas perot kenyang mkn, kene ahh exerciseeeee!!! so we went to the BEACH!!! ape gile tgh2 mlm bdak2 gi pantai main lompat jauh...hahaha... seronok ahh main pasir sket2, main air laut sket2..amik gamba byk2! lol.. tp PD mmg cantik ahh...pandai ADUN ko bela..hahahha....setting gila cantik. bulan penuh dan terang, pasir lembut dan sedap dipijak, pukulan ombak mendayu2, tiupan angin yg sejauk dan menyamankan... mmg setting terbaik bwat cite hindustan guling2 kat pasir tu.. hahaha

amik kau riang x riang main pasir. haha

kaki, bulu dan air.. haha gelimat

dah masing2 dah berpeluh n berpasir, kitorg gerak dr pantai kul 1.45am! n sampai desa vista kul 2.30am! only 45mins ! tp average speed lebih kurang 90 something ahh..oh yeaa, aku ikot jln kampong, bukan jln highway
hoho

bukti kitorg gi PD, ditangkap di stesen Petronas PD. haha

sampai je rumah, bwat ape lg? kitorg continue ahh main chotaitee mcm kitorg x tinggalkan umah ni pon 4 jam yg lepas.. haha

everything in this unexpected road trip was PERFECT except for one thing! xde music yg best! arghhhh... patotnye radio pasang laaa lagu2 yg bole jerit2 ramai2 melalak lalak dlm kete tu mcm lagu (aku malu nk mengaku aku suke, tp wth!) Bunkface, Meet Uncle Hussain dan band2 lagu jerit2 (kecuali Hujan. tqvm).. ni tidakkk... radio dok masang lagu2 Liyana Jasmay je memanjang... - "aku x percaya cintaaaaaaaa, aku x percaya cinnttaaaaa... C.I.N.T.A! abah kau

tp serious dowh, this is 1 of the best road trips i have ever been a paart of! yg bwat road trip ni teramat laa best is the fact that it wasnt planned or expected at all... xde sorg pon antare 8 org ni yg terfikir pon nk gi PD... ni sume keje spontaneous and impromptu gile! tibe2 terdetik plak nk ckp psl ikan tiga rasa, pastu ckp psl seafood, pastu ckp psl bagan lalang, pastu ckp psl PD, pastu ape lg, JOM POIE PD!! XD

kalau ade org ajak aku gi alamanda semate2 nk mkn, mmg aku akan reply "kau ni dah hilang akal ke ape nk carik mkn jauh2?"
tp kitorg plak gi carik mkn kat PORT DICKSON! iaitu di negeri yg lain dan di tepi pantai!
di mata org lain, confirm org akan ckp yg ape kitorg bwat tu gile x rasional and membazir duit MARA (dan ibu bapa) je
tp bg kitorg, ape yg kitorg bwat tu mmg sgt rasional dan gila berbaloi

in the spur of the moment, anything can happen
everything seems achievable, manageable, reachable

and the best part is, i have a midterm the VERY NEXT DAY! and i have studied absolutely nothing

memang kerja gila

and totally worth it

ape lagi, next week - SINGAPORE, baby!!

XD

2009-04-26T03:41:00.000-07:00

i want to be rich
and i want lots of money
i dont care about clever
i dont care about funny

whoever said money can't buy you happiness should have his ass kicked so hard...

dates.

2009-04-18T04:29:00.000-07:00

dates

i've always sucked at them

nooooo, not talking bout these wrinkly fruit(?) that we eat every time we break fast..

n neither am i talking bout those boy-meets-girl-boy-asks-her-out-and-belanja's-her dates

well, actually that skill has yet to be utilized and explored

but i doubt its any good really

cuz i'll probably make an un-funny joke, laugh alone, n get food stuck between my ugly teeth

well enough about me being pathetic....

anywho, i suck at remembering anything that concerns dates

and by dates, i mean tarikh

seriously...
if u ask me to remember ur birthday..
i'd probably forget it as soon as we move on to another conversation..

and its not because i'm intentionally being mean and insensitive and all that other crap that applies to me,

this is me being my ultra-forgetful self...

thank God there's facebook now!
or else i'd probably lose a friend or two...fine, more..

at school, all the kids used to keep track of the big lengthy holidays, to prepare their vacation plans and stuff

me, i dont even know when raya is...
all i know is, lepas puasa, RAYA! =D

heck, i hardly keep track of what the day's date is
always asking out loud what the day's date is to anyone who would hear during exams, when i'm filling the answer sheet

but there is one date i'm sure of
my birthday.. duhhh

1 more thing is i don't keep track on my class schedules
if my housemate wakes me up in the morning, it means that we have class in about 30mins

n i also rely on my other classmates for the venue of the class

damn, i'm completely useless

what can i say, i live in the present! =P

i love you

2009-04-15T06:02:00.000-07:00

ohh Chelsea FC!

i love yoou
i do i do i do, ooooooooh~~~

yesterday's match was phenomenal
walaupon chelsea main cam syial sket
dan terry ku x main

tp Chelsea tetap terbaik!!!
and Guus Hiddink, please stay at Chelsea!
we need u!!

tiada kerja

2009-04-13T05:14:00.000-07:00

out of the blue, i have a sudden urge to show off my new desktop wallpaper
even i'm pleasantly surprised at my wallpaper...
cuz u see, i didn't know i even had a thing for the heroine on my desktop

obviously, she's hot! it doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure that out...yet she has this innocent look on her..which makes it even more hotter..and sooooooooooooo attractive and appealing

grrr

this is, Alexis Bledel. and believe it or not, she's 28 or 27 if i'm not mistaken!
muke mcm still 21 syiaaaallll...arghh the hotness!

i'll look past the fact that she talks 500 words per second in the show Gilmore Girls....

n oh yea..
i'm freaking addicted to this 1 song i heard when watching a video in youtube!

Jimmy Eat World - The Middle

i am so freaking in love with this song

simply beacause its a happy song
with a happy tune
and an infectious sound to it!

=D

i'm so high about this song (for now) that every time i hear this song, it cheers me up

so if any of u are feeling down and blue

call me up! and i'll (try to) cheer u up by singing this song to u on the phone

i'll probably be off-key, tone-deaf and pitching ke laut

and u'll probably get even more depressed to the extent of suicidal

but hey, u cant blame a guy for trying!

updates.

2009-04-07T07:48:00.000-07:00

as u can see, i have modified my layout, blog title and description yet again.

hope u like it. or not. i just wanted to tayang the picture
hoho

last sunday, i went to Genting!
had a gilebabibestnakmaticamsyial time there with my classmates
penat pon gilegampangpenatmcmnaktercabutkaki
miskin plak kepalehotakakufulustakluluslangsung

will post the whole Genting story anytime soon

but this week is exam week

wohooo!

"happy happy joy joy"

pftt

dammit i've been such a lazy ass ever since semester 3 ended
and i've been scoring poorly at quizzes and exams

gotta get my groove back!
=D

study mode - ON.

a matter of time

2009-03-29T10:40:00.000-07:00

all that stands will fall and rust
all that lives will turn to dust
all that is done will be undone

and all that begins
will have its end
its only a matter of time